Imagine getting DU RSS Feeds on your toilet paper

[liveoaktx]

http://www.djspyhunter.com/teapot/2005/12/rsstroom-reader-toilet-paper-printer.html

Never miss Late Breaking News ever again, even when you're in the john.

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At a press conference, Yi Tien Electronics unveiled the rsstroom reader™, an rss reader for the restroom which prints directly to toilet tissue through RapidResolution® inkjet technology. Complete with wireless connectivity, the rsstroom reader™ will print out up to the minute articles from rss 2.0 and atom newsfeeds. Configurable via web browser*, the rsstroom reader™ can be set up to output an unlimited number of feeds in either sequential, alternating, or random mode. Included with the rsstroom reader™ deluxe package is the biometric seat which allows for customized feed output based on the unique features of users. The biometric seat also allows for tracking & printing the progress of your weight-loss regime.
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[Salviati]

1. I think I'd rather get free republic rss feeds on my TP

Either that or the white house press conference... It's about the only thing that they're fit for.

[Meldread]

2. LOL.

I wish I could get something like that for my local newspaper. Then I could make good on my claim to wipe my ass with the paper, as it's the only thing I've found it good for.