Joke:This may have gone around before, but it was new to me.

[laststeamtrain]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.

A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing.

A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.

Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.

All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.

Now he's president of the United States."

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. Impossible

the FalseCowboy hates horses.

:rofl:
It's a good one

[xchrom]

2. lol -- that made my sunday.

[Paradise]

3. new to me, too. lol! thanks. : - ) n/t

[ashling]

4. As I haven't welcomed you before, "welcome to DU"

thanks ...