Breaking news: Gov. Schwarzenegger to allow clemency for Tookie!

[Deja Q]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[baldguy]

1. Do that again!

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

2. Uh oh....this is GD.

:hide:

[Texasgal]

3. You are EVIL!!!!

:spank:

[Book Lover]

4. goshdarnit!!

HT, you suckered me!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. you are a very mean froggie...

why does your headline have nothing to do with the tired joke in your post?

;)

[rumpel]

6. you got me.

:rofl:

[foreigncorrespondent]

7. ROFLMAO

Someone had to do it!!!

Good onya!

:thumbsup:

[Fescue4u]

8. Funny Joke

But I call foul on using Tookie as bait for your thread.

Emotions are running quite high on that subject.

While Im against Clemency for Tookie, I don't think we should be using his death for cheap jokes.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. reeeeaaaaalllllly

not funny

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. You should have bashed air marshalls for that one

Good work.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. Well played.

:toast:

[niallmac]

12. Can't believe you got me to read that joke for the 50th time!

We all owe you, you know.:7

[uppityperson]

13. I am going to ignore this thread.

[sojourner]

14. huh?

:dunce:

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. Locking

Bad toad.