If * was not from a wealthy family, what kind of job would he have now?

[The Straight Story]

Probably a security guard looking for 'weapons of mass destruction' at some office somewhere (ie, employees who left behind food on the desk he needs to write up, et al).

[RagingInMiami]

1. Greeting people at Wal-Mart

[begin_within]

19. He tried that...

[flordehinojos]

75. laura might be the one working to support him. i don't think he'd be

employable.

[calico1]

54. Unemployed loser still

depending on his parents money, partying, getting drunk and stoned and taking no responsibility for anything. Oh wait....:think:

[dkofos]

2. Slopping hogs at a pig farm.

In Crawford, Tx.

[Greyhound]

17. Nah, too much real hard work. n/t

[spindrifter]

3. Ha! Ha! Ha!

I don't see him having a job. Remember how he's f*cked up everything he's ever tried to do. He'd be panhandling some place.

[SharonAnn]

4. Unloading trucks.

[Dervill Crow]

73. What an insult to warehouse workers.

No way. That's hard work! I mean, that's really hard. He can't even ride a bike; can you imagine the damage he'd do driving a forklift?

[Cassandra]

5. Making license plates.

He'd be in jail for drug use.

[Individualist]

24. or in prison for other crimes

[tularetom]

6. Bwahahahaha - mall security

Walking around with a cheesy polyester uniform and a big walkie talkie tryin to look macho with all the teenage chicks laghing their asses off at him.

[xchrom]

7. job?

he's a failure -- people like him get fired -- all the damn time.

course -- wino in a box -- that job might stay open for a fuck up like him.

[Rocknrule]

8. He'd be living like Billy Bob Thorton in "Bad Santa"

[Initech]

10. Where he's a drunk SOB who freeloads and then somehow gets lots of money?

Yeah that would be a fitting description!

[Rocknrule]

11. He's not going to say "fuck stick" in front of the American public is he?

Oh wait, he probably would.

[silverweb]

9. Easy.

If he was still alive, he'd be a burned-out, alcoholic junkie living on the mean streets.

[johnnie]

12. He would be on the streets

And look like this:

[Chalco]

13. Shoe salesman nt

[Warpy]

14. Used car lot

He'd have married the boss's daughter and would be constantly called into the office and getting chewed out for screwing up the paperwork. His wife would be the only thing standing between him and unemployment and the gutter.

[shanti]

79. yep, my thought too

and he would suck at it too. good for nothing POS

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. Clearing brush.

[killbotfactory]

16. Used car salesman

[notadmblnd]

18. He wouldn't have a job

he'd be sitting in front of his trailer drinking a Red white and Blue brand beer and waiting for his gov'ment check to come in the mail.

[Greyhound]

20. Assistant manager at the local fast food joint. n/t

[AverageJoe]

21. Ten dollar a pop male prostitute

working a truck stop somewhere in Texas

[begin_within]

22. That's an insult to ten dollar a pop male prostitutes

[AverageJoe]

32. You're right

My bad!

[begin_within]

48. Not bad, I just can't imagine anyone paying anything for him. Except that

what he does right now is a form of prostitution.

[Hyernel]

23. Custodial

...to support his crack habit.

[Hyernel]

38. A professional "bottom."

Never a top.

[MADem]

25. Job??? He'd be collecting SSI, getting drunk or high all the time, and

complaining about the gubmint.....

[TahitiNut]

26. Miscelleaneous day labor - packer for household moves ...

... fly-by-night sales, pyramid schemes, magazine sales, and selling shit out of the trunk of his car. There's no way in hell he'd be able to hold a full-time job of any kind. He'd be chasing the "easy money" crap.

[Skittles]

27. security guards work and provide a service

something that f***tard bush has never done in his life

[The Straight Story]

34. True - I used to be one which is why it popped into my head

But I could just see him smirking behind a desk asking to check your lunch bag :)

[distantearlywarning]

28. Manager of a convenience store.

Terrorising his minimum wage employees.

He'd be one of those "Seagull" managers - flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps all over everything and then leaves.

[proud patriot]

29. parks services clearing brush

:shrug: what else ?

[robbedvoter]

30. Job? he'd be under some bridge, conning fellow hobos out of their liqor

unless , that is - he'd already overdosed.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

31. Waiting for an offer from "RentaMoron"

He's highly qualified.

[Up2Late]

33. Prison Cafeteria Lunch Lady

After he got out of Leavenworth for desertion, it would have been all down hill from there.



Kind of remids me of the old U.S. Capital Building.

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[Swamp Rat]

52. My thoughts also: prison "wife."

Though, I like your elaboration better.

[Jamison]

35. Since he thinks he's such a cowboy...

My guess would be a farmhand, but he would be the lowest farmhand on the totem pole because he'd always be tanked off of cheap Scotch. His duties would include shoveling manure out of animal stalls and fetching water for the other farmhands. That's about all he'd be able to handle IMO.

[Imagine My Surprise]

36. MAYBE (no guarantee here!) mopping floors at a recovery house

[SoCalDem]

37. Fifteen possibilities

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=5522361

[Up2Late]

68. LMAO!!! Oh man that post is great!!!

STAND-IN FOR SPONGEBOB SQUARE-PANTS was the best, but the Pinky and the Brain was good too.

[RoyGBiv]

39. Porta-Potty Guy

You know that guy who goes around at events and cleans out porta-potties? That'd be his boss.

[DenaliDemocrat]

40. Bush would have one of those commission only sales jobs

[sandnsea]

41. Joey's encyclopedia salesman n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

42. He'd be like the boss in "The Office."

Since he has an MBA, he'd probably be able to land something like assistant marketing director in the catalog department of a medium-sized machine tool manufacturer somewhere in Texas or Oklahoma. He wouldn't be very good at it -- just good enough not to get fired, at least for awhile. He'd be a smarmy, clueless twit like "Michael Scott," the dumbass manager in "The Office." He'd think he was suave, clever and well-liked, but his employees would make fun of him behind his back. He'd never get promoted, and would eventually be "encouraged to resign" due to many complaints of favoritism, sexual harassment and general incompetence.

[alfredo]

43. Selling vinyl siding

to people who can't really afford it.

[MountainLaurel]

44. He'd be dead

Of a drug overdose, probably around age 21, or he would have been sent to prison for 25 years for minor possession under the Rockefeller Laws.

[Faygo Kid]

55. Yep, my first thought. Dead of substance abuse.

He probably would be anyway without Laura. His mother sure as hell is overrated as a human being.

[yurbud]

58. most likely

[SofaKingLiberal]

45. Serving a life sentence. n/t

[Cleita]

46. He'd be homeless, because the jobs he could do, like

pumping gas, have disappeared and minimum wage doesn't cover living expenses, so he would be one of the working homeless.

[kcwayne]

47. Dead, from overdose or stealing from his pusher.

[Czolgosz]

49. He'd have been killed in Vietnam (friendly fire)

[Rocknrule]

63. Best one!

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

80. Fragged...

like Neidermeyer. ;)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

50. He'd be a concierge in Branson.

[Warren DeMontague]

51. Oh, that's easy.

Coke Dealer and Petty Thief.

[newportdadde]

53. Perfect middle manager.

Limited talent but good at socializing. Rises to a promotion level it takes others 25 years to get in approx 6-10 years. Has no real ability as those under him do but is camoflagued by good folks under him covering his ass.

[liberalhistorian]

56. He'd be pumping

gas in a tiny mom-and-pop gas station in East Bumblefuck, Texas. Either that, or practicing "would you like fries with that" over and over after his shift so he could remember the words. :evilgrin:

[chat_noir]

57. shit, Shinola

[SPKrazy]

59. He'd have died from alcohol poisoning long ago

because he couldn't have afforded medical care and obviously he can't stop drinking now!

[yurbud]

60. crack whore like his neice

[nadinbrzezinski]

61. Would you like fries with that?

[yurbud]

62. I seriously can't think of a job where his lack of people skills would fly

Even as a security guard, he'd have to listen to instructions, acknowledge that he heard them and follow them.

[yurbud]

64. He would be a good character on the Andy Griffith show--angry retard

they'd keep a cell next to Otis for him.

[yurbud]

65. If not from a wealthy family, he wouldn't be such a fuck up

He has been pampered and protected from the consequences of his actions his whole life.

Even if he was an asshole at heart, a few hard knocks and well-deserved ass-kickings, would make him behave himself for survival reasons.

Or not.

[goclark]

66. He wouldn't have a job ~ it's too much "hard work" for him nt

[MrSlayer]

67. None. He'd be a stew bum and a full blown alcoholic.

He'd be walking the streets blitzed out of his mind with shit running down his legs.

[jmowreader]

69. I think he'd be doing okay

The Bush boys' main problem is that they come from serious money. If he wouldn't have had Adolf's money to fall back on, he would have had to pay attention in school. He wouldn't have received a National Guard deferment, so he'd probably be a Vietnam veteran. He would have come back from the war and attended the University of Connecticut, majoring in business. He would then have gotten a job at General Electric in one of the consumer-products divisions--I'm thinkin' light bulbs, like Ross Johnson from RJR Nabisco. Maybe ranges or caulk. And now, after working for GE since he got out of college, he'd be the national product manager for silicones. (Which is a very small part of GE, but it still generates more income than most third-world nations.)

But Bush never had to worry about being poor. He could get shitfaced every night, beat the fuck out of cops just for the hell of it, and someone would always come along to bail him out. This totally ruined him.

And so now, instead of moving GE from silicones to polyurethanes, Bush is destroying the world and some Swiss company you never heard of before is just kickin' ass in polyurethane sealants.

[adriennui]

70. used car salesman

eom

[fishwax]

71. If he weren't from a wealthy family, he might even be a decent guy

that sense of super entitlement has ruined him, for sure.

[Dervill Crow]

74. That thought occurred to me, as well.

He's pretty much the spawn of satan on both sides of his family. Of course that's just my opinion . . . .

:evilfrown:

[missouri dem 2]

72. Would you like fries with that?

[Marr]

76. Job? He'd be in prison right now.

Or possibly killed in Vietnam.

[begin_within]

77. That guy on the corner waving a big arrow sign saying "Condos for Sale"

[obxhead]

78. giving blow jobs in the park to get his next fix.

[Greybnk48]

81. See the movie "Fargo"

He reminds me of the character William Macey (sp?) played in the movie Fargo. I can see him selling cars and bungling that up just like this character.

[The Flaming Red Head]

82. Mr Speedy

but they'd make him do the vacuuming they'd never trust him with an oil change.