New Scientific Data Proves Intelligent Design

[Ernesto]

(snip) sources from inside the Discovery Institute report that a definitive scientific report proving intelligent design is ready to be released. For months rumors have been spreading through the scientific community. Security has been very tight, so tight that no advanced copies of the report have been submitted for peer review.
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1367

[unblock]

1. tee hee!

:rofl:

[ck4829]

2. It took me a second to get it. LOL.

[pinto]

3. Further study reveals Intelligent Falling

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

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"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512/print/

[Ernesto]

4. Tu-shay............

or sumpin like dat.

[mmonk]

5. This needs to be spread to the four corners of the earth!