What is the so-called "Homosexual Agenda"?

[Rocknrule]

To have the same rights as everyone else? To not be second class citizens? To live without fear of persecution?

It must be to take over the world. That's what all conspiracies lead to.:eyes:

[pocket]

1. a lot of it has to do with

looking faaaabulous!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Maybe to help make sure

everyone

Knows how to cook a good meal?

Have a nicely decorated house?

Dresses tastefully?

Has good art, music, and movies?

[Touchdown]

26. Heh' you've been had.

Good art? Bruce Weber?:eyes:

Music...CHER?!?!?!?!? :wtf:

Movies? How many $5,000 "art house" pieces of crap do we have to see out of loyalty, just so every once in a great long while Hollywood gives us an "In & Out" or "Brokeback Mountain"?

Tasteful dress? Jeans, T-shirt and leather work boots is fine for me.

Ok, you got me on my house, but my mother decorated it.

Cooking? I am the Pilsbury pop-n-fresh/Chef Boy-ar-Dee King...err...Queen!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

29. sorry

I couldn't resist playing to all the stereotypes, though.

But I generally like the art created by my gay artist friends.

[Davion]

3. It is available online

http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html

[VaYallaDawg]

25. Thanks Davion! That's hilarious!!!!!

[bigscott]

4. i always

thought my agenda was the same as everyone elses. Equal rights. Leave me alone to live a productive, tax paying life with the person I love.

Then there is the agenda which calls for the end of all Capri pants on men - which is an agenda for homosexuals mre than a homosexual agenda:yourock:

[SteppingRazor]

5. Here you go:

The gay agenda:
http://cronus.com/agenda/

[Moochy]

6. Let's see

forcing straight men into divorcing their wives, and marrying their straight drinking buddy, Stu. At least that was the fear that propelled alot of ignorant fools voting against gay marriage in 04 it seemed.

[yellowcanine]

7. You haven't heard? It is to turn all of the young boys into limp wristed

pastel wearing pantywaists and all of the God fearing, husband submitting wives into lesbians.

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. Googled it

[Nitrogenica]

9. It is to infiltrate the Chuch with child molesters.

Once that is done, once "they" take over churches, that paves the way for those awful anti-child molesting laws to be overturned. They will attempt to place Judges into our court system who support organizations like NAMBLA.

Next thing you know, the classifications of what truly defines a "minor" will be re-defined to a much lower age.

They.....MUST.... BE..... STOPPED!!! (yell it shatner style)

[stevietheman]

19. Umm... that had better be satire.

Gays have nothing to do with NAMBLA. Most Gays, just like most heterosexuals, engage in relations with consenting adults only.

[Nitrogenica]

22. Of course it is satire.

[ck4829]

10. Beware of the evil plan to get GLBT people EQUAL RIGHTS!!!! Aaaahhh!

:yoiks:

:sarcasm:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. To live their lives, I would think.

Just like everyone of us.

[LeftHander]

12. Have a society that doesn't discriminate...and is fair

End the discrimination that leads to hate, that leads to homosexuals being tied to fence posts and then beaten to death.

Pretty basic request I think.

Human beings deserve no less than life liberty and pursuit of happiness.

But it seems conservatives have a handy way of making people less than human.

That is the real agenda....stop the dehumanizing of homosexuals, people of color, the poor and non-christian faiths.

Simple.

[Raster]

13. The Homosexual Agenda

1) Better hair for everyone! It's your right to have fab hair. It's your right to have access to the products you need and deserve. Even poor people should have access to Paul Mitchell.

2) Balsamic Vinegar in every kitchen.

3) We hold this truth to be self-evident that all are entitled to Sunday brunch. Praise the Lord and pass the Hollandaise!

4) Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Leopard print spandex is never right.

5) All UPS drivers MUST be stud muffins. No exceptions. If you don't look good in brown shorts, don't bother.

6) No more toaster ovens for conversion. Make the switch, get a Mustang GT.

[bigscott]

17. PAUL MITCHELL?????

SO very very OVER!!

UPS drivers - exactly

:pals:

[Lisaben2619]

14. After 18+ years together, my partner and my homosexual agenda for today is

Grocery shopping
Writing our holiday cards
Trying to exercise our dogs despite the bitter cold weather
Getting to work on time
Cleaning the house (although this may have to wait until tomorrow)

We were going to attack the morality of straight couples who are trying to preserve marriage and attempt to destroy western civilization, but we really can't find the time this month since we have so many volunteer activities to do with our church.

[triguy46]

21. My first LOL of the day!!! Thanks!

But gosh, that is so 'normal', where do you find time to take over our schools and shut down our churches?

[BiggJawn]

15. It's all about the TOASTERS!

And looking FABULOUS, too.
:evilgrin:

[darkmaestro019]

16. BWA HA HA HA!!!! (with Hellraiser voice-distortion)

"To have the same rights as everyone else? To not be second class citizens? To live without fear of persecution?"

You know, that was all I wanted to begin with, but now, since that's apparently too much to ask--YES. I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD.

And I want it now. Hand it over at once, or I will begin spraying this super-soaker I have laboriously filled with my queer-germ carrying spit into the nearest crowd of Dominionists.

Whole world. I want everything redecorated and a ban on breeding without a license and enforced sodomy and bible-burnings and every single Republican woman I ever saw to be handed over to queers to be made-over or shot. And I want Dobson and Phelps and Robertson and Falwell and everyone who agrees with them chopped into tiny bits and used to mulch the now-required-by-law marijuana fields that will replace every anti-gay church in the country.

And I want the queer gene found and straight fetuses aborted until the BREEDERS are one in ten.

Non-bigoted straights will be given honorary queer status if at least two genetic queers speak for them.

And I'm going to need a large Emperor Ming style throne room to have fundies dragged into so I can pronounce their increasingly messy death sentences. And I'll need a cape and nifty black and purple armor and guards to match and laser cannons on my fortress. And a huge pentagram flag for the whole Earth and Marilyn Manson to play at my coronation as Queer Emperor of Everything Seen and Unseen.

And I hereby forbid sarcasm tags. No longer shall the stupid be coddled!

[kenny blankenship]

18. I can't believe no one's mentioned shoes yet

ok there I said it. Secret's out.

[PDJane]

20. A friend informs me

That shoes are definitely the issue......and that we'd better do something about it fast, or all the shoes left behind after the rapture will be sensible pastels and/or ugly flats........

[baby_mouse]

23. To be left alone.

That's it.

[Yavin4]

24. To Get A Gay Bush-Loving Prostitute As Part of the White House Press Corp

Done. Mission Accomplished.

[TheFarseer]

27. self delete - just not a very good post!

[leftofthedial]

28. best I can tell

they want to dress nicely and make over someone's apartment.

:shrug:

[FreedomAngel82]

30. Didn't you know that?

I think it's so lame. Why should I be more favorable to my government because I'm white, straight and a Christian? I shouldn't be! It's not right. Too many people are trying to make it about religion but it's about the law and being equal in their eyes.

[ComerPerro]

31. They want "special" rights

rights that are given without question to most Americans.

:sarcasm: