If Bill Clinton was a Republican...

[ck4829]

How would the RW'ers respond to the Monica Lewinsky 'scandal'?

[davidinalameda]

1. there wouldn't have been one

there wouldn't have been a Monica scandal if he was a Repuke

remember that it all came about because of Whitewater investigation and that was politically motivated

[Lex]

2. No one would've even known about the President's private sexual matters

if he had been Republican.

The Democrats aren't the crotch-sniffers like the Republicans are.

[merwin]

3. It would be a non-issue since 'He has asked God for forgiveness'

Apparently that clears you of all blame and responsibility.

[bluestateguy]

4. Clinton governed as a moderate Republican

I mean a real moderate Republican, in the mold of Eisenhower, Rockefeller or Ford.

[MrMonk]

10. but he was outside of the controlling faction of the Republican party

[mzmolly]

5. They'd say they couldn't comment on an ongoing investigation?

;)

[npincus]

6. We'd have "The Department of Securing the Homeland for Blowjobs"

[Greyhound]

7. If?

[BOSSHOG]

8. His sexual liaison with a woman not his wife was necessary

for him to overcome the constant and unproven charges that the evil liberal machine daily tossed at the white house. For a fine and upstanding christian like bill clinton to stray ever so slightly for a brief moment of sexual relief should be not only forgiven but accepted by the American People as the avenue to which a President must go down to escape the evilness that pervades this country.

Likewise, if any of our fine patriotic radio announcers succumbs to the pressures of drugs because of the non stop liberal onslaught we should pray for their recovery and forgive them, not imprison them, even though that is what they may call for of other citizens who may be entrapped in the drug web (and are of a lesser economic class or different color.) We are compassionate Americans after all. God loves republicans, just ask us.

[Johonny]

9. Monica Lewinsky

would have been referred to as the ideal women that no man could not have desired instead of that fat chick.

[ComerPerro]

11. Monica who?

[Rocknrule]

12. "At least it proves he isn't gay"