FLUSTERED JENNA LOSES WALLET-fleeing from a would-be suitor

[kpete]

December 5, 2005 -- FUN-loving First Daughter Jenna Bush apparently lost her wallet at Lower East Side hotspot Happy Endings while fleeing from a would-be suitor.

The 23-year-old blonde is said to have left a billfold stuffed with $1,000 in cash and her University of Texas at Austin student ID card at the watering hole some time last week, reports Travis Poston, proprietor of Web site tbirdshow.com.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12052005/gossip/pagesix.htm

[Clark2008]

1. Fun-loving?

Is that NewSpeak for "drunken whore?"

:shrug:

[Al-CIAda]

3. Well, we all know what 'happy ending' is a euphamism for...nt

[Lerkfish]

31. um...actually, I don't, though my imagination conjures up several

possibilities.

enlighten us, oh wise person.

[Al-CIAda]

65. "Happy ending" is whorespeak euphamism.

If you go in for a 'massage' in a questionable 'parlor', the question is asked, would you like a 'happy ending'...need I say more?

I first learned of this phrase watching an episode of 'Mind of the Married Man' (HBO series)

[Double T]

13. You didn't expect them to use 'Party Animal Jenna', did you????

[FreedomAngel82]

36. Apparently

At least you never hear anything out of the other girl.

[alcibiades_mystery]

44. "Drunken whore"????

The majority of women I knew in college and young adulthood must have been "drunken whores" according to your ridiculous standards.

What misogynistic nonsense. Guess what? Women get to go out, tie one on, and fuck to their hearts content as well.

WTF is wrong with you?

[ladjf]

58. Hey, you don't know that to be true. I think we are hurting our

cause when we castigate Bush's children.

[Armstead]

2. Let me be the first to say it....$1,000 in pocket change for a nite out?

Yes those Bushes are real salt of the earth folks.

[mitchum]

16. Well, very few dealers will accept credit cards

[zbdent]

27. Wow, 1000 $1 bills rolled into tubes and

they fit in her "wallet"?

[Drifter]

28. Or she could have been working the back alleys ...

I expect a presidential daughter could bring in at least $1000 a night.

That could have been her take for the night.

Cheers
Drifter

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. Wow

I have never, ever had $1000 in my wallet.

[sniffa]

5. she wasn't fLeeing

she was running back to her room to grab her diaphram.

[hippiechick]

6. 'Fleeing from a (would-be) suitor' ?

WTF is WRONG with that family ??? :wtf:

[Scurrilous]

11. She confused 'suitor' with 'recruitor'...

...hence the fleeing.

[BrotherBuzz]

38. Zing!

:thumbsup:

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Why is she still using her UT ID?

Didn't she graduate already? Can't this girl get a driver's license?

[Al-CIAda]

10. You don't need a DL when you have limo's to drive your drunken ass arround

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. You're right

what was I thinking?

[soothsayer]

21. she should be using an IUD

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. Oh she doesn't have to worry about any of that

she can get an abortion anytime she needs one.

[FreedomAngel82]

37. Yep

If I just graduated I wouldn't still have my school ID card. Sure, I'd probably keep it but not in my billfold.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Hope she remembered to cancel all her credit cards as soon as she got

to a phone . . .

[Submariner]

9. She needs to get her ass in uniform and over to Iraq

to escort her daddy's convoys through the Sunni triangle.

[DeepModem Mom]

Do we know if either of these college-graduate sisters...

is employed, pursuing a graduate degree, or working as a volunteer? If not, what kind of upbringing did these girls have, that they have no interest in doing something challenging, productive, or of benefit to others?

[Lerkfish]

15. grasshopper, the answer is contained in the question...

is employed, pursuing a graduate degree, or working as a volunteer? If not, what kind of upbringing did these girls have, that they have no interest in doing something challenging, productive, or of benefit to others?

[bullwinkle428]

18. What happened to that plan where she was supposedly

about to start teaching school to kids living in economically depressed areas - oh, I guess that was just something tossed out there during the campaign last year to win over swing voters... :eyes:

[Geoff R. Casavant]

29. Actually pretty ironic

She was going to teach, but apparently her degree didn't meet the minimum standards under No Child Left Behind.

Seriously. Dad legislated her out of an actual job.

[FreedomAngel82]

39. LOL!

Oh how funny. Sad but I guess karma??

[Lerkfish]

12. "flustered"... I guess a euphemism for "stinking drunk"

that's the only way I'd ever lose track of my ID and a thousand cash.
come to think of it, back when I WAS drinking, I never lost my wallet, nor my ID.

Guess I couldn 't drink as heavily as Jenna.

[DS1]

14. Raise your hand if you've even held $1,000 in cash while in college

and not on the way to the used car dealer :eyes:

[Lerkfish]

17. nope. I worked three jobs to get my education.

carried 26 hours and worked nights, days and weekends.
I never had anywhere close to a thousand, but then again my dad wasn't the antichrist, either.

[lonestarnot]

19. Three jobs and joined the military and didn't get shit there!

[Nordmadr]

22. I've held $1,000 cash in my hand jsut once...

and it WAS on the way to a used car dealer. Worst car I ever bought.

Olaf

[goclark]

47. Never $1000 in cash in a bar!

Something is way up with Lil Jen, maybe she should meet up with Lil Kim and they could party in jail.

[alcibiades_mystery]

45. She's not in college

Oh, and I was never rich. If I was rich, I can see myself having $1000 in cash on hand for a weekend in NYC.

[MountainLaurel]

49. As I was passing it to a Bursar's clerk

While paying my tuition perhaps.

[flordehinojos]

23. probably more like drunk out of her head .....

[Cocoa]

24. that bar was rated a good place to find "literary types"

maybe she had the money so she could buy a lot of books.

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/bony/nightlife/2005/11373/index.html

Looking for a new friend? The perfect place to pick up a...

Literary Type
HAPPY ENDING
302 Broome St.
212-334-9676

A young, attractive, inebriated bunch attends the 8 p.m. Wednesday reading series at this basement red-lit bar. Quietly pretending to pay attention leaves ample time to spot prey—fittingly, series director Amanda Stern fields requests for e-mail addresses the next day.

[peekaloo]

26. Happy Endings? A bar or massage parlor?

:rofl:

[RepublicanElephant]

30. time to search ebay. n/t

.

[chat_noir]

32. If Jenna Bush is a pothead, is it news?

Should Jenna Bush, the 19-year-old daughter of the president, be in jail? Or at least be arrested? That's a conclusion to be drawn from a recent report in the National Enquirer that asserts she smokes marijuana. After all, some 600,000 Americans are arrested every year for marijuana possession -- including about 13,000 teenage girls. Some would say, of course, that Jenna Bush shouldn't be hassled for allegedly smoking pot, but then maybe nobody else should either.

The charge that Jenna smokes marijuana is found in the Enquirer's March 20 issue; the tabloid quotes two unidentified fellow students, one of whom says, "Jenna came over one night and we all did some doobies together. I wouldn't say she's a major pothead but she likes to toke up when it's around." Can unnamed sources be trusted? The answer to that question usually depends on the reputation of the publication.

...

One reason the Enquirer gets scoops like these is that it hunts for them, while other publications are leery of "scandal-mongering." But as media critic William Powers observed recently in the distinctly unsensationalistic National Journal, sometimes the real news is scandal: "Despite their well-known flaws, the tabs are now serious players because they know that great journalism isn't just about bloodless policy and issue debates. It's about ethical foibles and hypocrisies of the powerful."

...

The White House dismisses the Enquirer report as not being worthy of comment. Noelia Rodriguez, press secretary to the first lady, said only this much on the record: "Our position on the daughters is that they're private citizens."

Fair enough, although that position doesn't shield others from being hassled over their activities as private citizens. As the drug war escalates, Uncle Sam's reach extends further. In 1998, Congress amended the Higher Education Act in an effort to exclude students with past drug convictions from receiving financial aid. According to Students for Sensible Drug Policy, some 8,600 college kids have lost some or all of their benefits during the current school year after revealing a drug conviction on their application form. Another 278,000 refused to answer the question; Congress is poised to tighten restrictions further to de-fund those students, too.

http://www.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/03/23/jenna_bush/


Remember this?

[FreedomAngel82]

40. I also remember

Ashton Kutcher said he partyed with Jenna once. He wouldn't say what they did though.

[Silverhair]

33. So ?

What elected/appointed gov't office does she hold? None.

What policy does she set? None

This is supermarket tabloid level stuff.

[TahitiNut]

34. Then perhaps (taxpayer-funded) whitehouse.gov should stop touting ...

... the activities of "private citizens"?? BushCo is willing to exploit the daughters for political purposes - why the double standard??



Jenna Bush talks with children during a visit Al Rahma Madrasa Pre-School in Zanzibar, Tanzania, Thursday July 14, 2005. White House photo by Krisanne Johnson




Jenna Bush sits with students at the Kiembesamaki Teacher Training School in Zanzibar, Tanzania, Wednesday, July 14, 2005. White House photo by Krisanne Johnson

[Silverhair]

35. Yawn. She leaves her wallet. That's soooo trivial.

At very most it is gossip, nothing more.

[TahitiNut]

42. Please, make up your mind.

First you say that it's nobody's business what Jenna and Barbara do ... that they're private citizens and this is "tabloid stuff."

So, I point out that BushCo spends taxpayer dollars to show us what these "private citizens" do.

Now you say it's trivial.

However, the few examples I cited (of the MANY available) show Jenna "sitting with children" or "talking with children." That's not trivial? Riiiight.

Maybe it's a matter of whatever goes around comes around??

Jenna (and Barbara) is an adult. They both have some say about whether their activities are publicized. Obviously, they allow it. At taxpayer expense to tout "family values" and compassion-by-association = daddy.

As far as I can see, they got no complaint coming ... even by proxy.

[Silverhair]

59. They are private citizens and it is trivial.

Leaving one's wallet. How earth shattering !!!

[Perky]

51. Don't the GIrls get Secret Service Protection?

Or is The only for minor Children?

Just thinking through the ZOe Bartlett saga a few years ago on THe West Wing. SHe had just graduated College so I assume she was 21.

[Silverhair]

62. I think they still have SS protection.

That is routine for all immediate members of a First Family & VP family. However, the SS tries to be more discreet and background for the adult children of a POTUS so that they can have some semblance of a life.

[No Exit]

50. Great post... wow, what a together girl that Jenna is.

[No Exit]

46. Some of us still believe in heredity.

And are avid students of its effects.

I find this story interesting because a story about a close family member may illuminate us on a certain person (her father.)

Now, I'm sure Jenna's father was always there for her. I'm sure he started early, like a good parent, to give her the support she needed to reject alcohol abuse. I'm sure of this, because her father is the top guy in the Family Values Party.

[DemoTex]

41. Drunks lose shit all the time.

No big deal.

[TahitiNut]

54. (lol!)

:rofl:

[No Exit]

43. Drunk again, I see.

I thought Jenna had graduated?

At least, from college watering holes?

[Perky]

48. Oh please People!!!

I seriously doubt if the the same thing happend to Chelsae CLinton that you would punish her in this way.

You certainly would be outraged if Freepere went after the non=political adult child of a prominent Democrat.

Is there a Double standard here?

I think the kids of poliitcal people ought to be out of bounds...but that is just my view.

[TahitiNut]

52. "out of bounds"?? Tell that to whitehouse.gov

Both daughters are touted, at taxpayer expense, as (politicized) members of the "First Family." As adults, they clearly cooperate with the pimping of their activities. Fine. They can take the bad with the good. Let's not forget that they assumedly have some control over their behavior.

Personally, I couldn't care less whether they drank themselves to death. That doesn't mean others can't fairly subject their behvior to scrutiny. Since they pimp for their dad, it's fair.

[Perky]

56. So Chelsea would be fair game for Freepers?

Because whe went to Africa whil Clinton was in office?

[TahitiNut]

64. Once she became an adult, sure.

Go ahead and compare Chelsea's behavior to either Jenna's or Barbara's. I couldn't care less. :shrug:

[npincus]

53. $1,000 bucks in cash? Was that taxable income?

[wixomblues]

55. Jenna Bush: Making Paris Hilton appear classy since 1983.

[WI_DEM]

57. wouldn't the secret service have intervened to keep the "suiter" away?

[wixomblues]

60. At this point, the secret service is probably smearing her in BBQ sauce

and throwing wild animals in her bedroom at night. can you imagine a more annoying job then baby sitting a spoiled drunk 24 hours a day?

[Perky]

61. Same thing I asked in #51

SHe had to have protection. I would be stunned in a post 9/11 world if they didn't.

Talk about "The Nightmare Scenario"

It should be real news if they don't!!! would show just how inept this President is.

[Rex]

63. I call BS! People with SS entourages don't flee.

They have the other party removed from sight. My bet is that she got drunk and forgot all about it. Watch the SS get chewed for it. Poor SS workers...I can't imagine the hell they have been going through for the past 5 years! Ugh!

[Javaman]

66. fine example she's setting, you know, giving back to the world and all...

I would have kept the money burned the wallet and put her ID up on the web.