Help! the 'Put Christ back in Christmas' pigs are at my door!

[mopaul]

i guess they saw my modest 'happy holidays' placard in the window and now they are pounding on my door screaming insults like, 'jesus is the reason for the season'!, and, 'happy holidays makes jesus cry'!, and, 'you're goin' to hell to burn in a lake o' fire forever you godless atheist traitor'!, 'don't make us break the door down and beat the love of christ into you'! and other scary platitudes.

jesus christ on a crutch people, all i said was happy holidays, i didn't sodomize the baby jesus on my front lawn!

[Swamp Rat]

1. QUICK! TURN ON THE HOSE!!!

FILL A POT FULL OF ICE COLD WATER, OPEN THE DOOR AND SPASH THEM!!!

edit: repeat as necessary

[Craig3410]

5. I second that.

:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. The love of Christ is never BEATEN into anyone.

Tell the f-ing hypocrites to fuck off.

[Lex]

3. If we can bomb other countries into Democracy, then why can't

we BEAT Jesus's love into sinners?

I ask you.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. "Bombing for Peace is Like Fucking for Virginity."

:P :P That was a great sign I saw in pics from the DC protests on 9/24.

[jbnow]

11. That sign is wrong

because it is much more fun to fuck for virginity.

[Blue_In_AK]

14. Here they are...

[MikeH]

4. These people are crazy

Because of your placard in your own window, these goons feel it is their damn business to bother you in the privacy of your own residence to tell you you are wrong and are going to hell.

It is scary that the current mood in this country is such that people feel it is OK to harass you like that. A lot like Nazi Germany in the 1930's.

That something for which you should call the police (I would hope that that would still do some good).

[mopaul]

9. i'm only joking

i should've made myself clearer, sorry.

but your point is well taken.

[Swamp Rat]

10. DAMN!!!

x( Now I have to go FIND some fundies and throw ice water on them!

... just. kidding.

[Cleita]

6. They seem to be starting a problem where there wasn't one.

Typical Bush administration distraction and projection tactics to take the focus off of *'s failures.

[Warpy]

8. Who would Jesus push around?

I mean other than know it all bullies and sleazy hucksters inside the temple and the stingy and those who would punish other people for the same thing they do in secret?

[texastoast]

12. Put out a Happy Yule and Merry Meet Sign

That should keep them away.

[Mary Kay]

13. CHRIST mas

Wow! "Didn't Sodomize Jesus" and "Jesus on a crutch" and as you said "INSULTS like, "Jesus is the reason for the season."
You sure sound hateful towards Jesus. I'm wondering if you came across to those Christians in such an awful manner as well.
Your words are scorching, certainly not becoming of the "HAPPY holiday" greetings you profess to hold dearly.
Sometimes it isn't so much WHAT we say as HOW we say it.
Attitude speaks louder than words.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

16. FREEP ALERT!

freep,freep,freep

[knight_of_the_star]

19. Ummm dude

First, read the post. All he said he did was put up a sign that says Happy Holidays and it made people go apeshit. Getting pissed and venting would be a natural reaction for MOST PEOPLE, as shown by your post, although it looks like you are jumping at shadows here.

[GRLMGC]

20. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

That's cute

[Rocknrule]

15. Did they really say those exact things?

How do they live with the awful truth that there are actually people in the world who are different from them?

"Say it! One nation under GOD! Say you love Jesus! SAY IT!!!!!!!"

[GRLMGC]

17. What the hell?

Where are you?

[Deja Q]

18. Jesus was. Shopping at mallwart was NOT. They seem to forget the latter.

Jesus was about family.

Shopping at mallwart is about satan.

[seabeyond]

21. makes jesus cry'!.....i say, boy the faithful have little faith in jesus

i say jesus is in our heart and totally understands, even those that insist jesus is so wussy as to cry over happy holidays, joy and love. what does this say about these christians faith in christ. that christ could handle the anger and hate (out of fear) of those crucifying him, being in their heart, knowing what they felt and loving them, yet saying happy holidays makes jesus cry.

christ even understands these christians that yell out hate to you mopaul, in such fear and battle, knowing all hte while it is not necessary for this behavior to protect him. he needs no protecting.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

22. This post totally confuses me

I thought this actually happened to you. No, my first thought really was that you were delusional~

Glad to hear you made it all up.

[thecai]

23. Jesus Didn't Go Door to Door

I don't understand why certain people think anyone else should.

[BjohnsonMN]

24. I will never say Christmas in front of a fundie again...

At least not one that demands I do. I will use the word Christmas in front of other people, but those who demand I say it do not deserve to hear it. I will wish all the fundies a happy Ramadan when that season comes around, but I will not acknowledge their religion if they are not willing to acknowledge others.

[SPKrazy]

25. Are you serious? (then I read that you were joking)

What kind of a place do you live in?

Must be a fundamentalist right wing hell.