How I've Been Getting Back at My Nazi-Loving Freeper Brother...

[Dem Agog]

My brother is a Nazi-Loving, bigoted, hate monger. We're estranged now. I wouldn't piss on the evil bastard if he were on fire.

Since our last communication about four months ago where I told the jackass I would have nothing more to do with him, I've found that I take a strange pleasure -- not in communicating with him, but in signing his name and e-mail address to every Democratic/Progressive petition I happen upon.

Should I go to the liberal confessional for this? Probably so. But I want that evil little bigoted bastard's name on every single document I can find to impeach Bush, remove censorship, support the ACLU, and investigate Republicans in congress... that I can think of.

Just had to confess.

[salinen]

1. Order a pizza

to be delivered at his house. And make the toppings his least favorites.

[Jackpine Radical]

18. Then imagine yourself as the pizza driver havin to deal with

the situation you just created. If the brother doesn't pay for the pizza, some poor delivery guy will probly get stuck with responsibility for the bill.

[salinen]

19. I wasn't serious

but you're right.

[Jackpine Radical]

20. I didn't really think you were serious, but thought I might spike the idea

just in case some more thoughtless person might find himself inspired to a practical joke. I once spent a summer doing pizza deliveries & it was amazing what people would do to you. One time, for example, I had a delivery ordered to the wrong room number in a large women's dorm & while I was trying to deliver it the "ladies" riped off all the rest of the undelivered pizzas in my hotbox. I was unable to lock the car I was driving because it was an old junker with a bad battery & I couldn't shut it off, had to leave the keys in it. I guess I'm lucky they didn't steal the car too.

[MrMonk]

2. Does he really worship the Nazis

or is simply another Reich-winger?

[Dem Agog]

7. Worship? No but he believes in their ideals...

My brother believes whites are superior to non-whites. He's a big Ayn Rand fan. He believes poor people "deserve" to be poor because they're lazy.

Trust me, had he been in Germany 60 years ago, he'd have fit right in...

[tavalon]

3. There certainly are worse things to do

That's funny. I might have to do that to my freeper (not quite as bad as yours, but definitely koolaid drinking) brother.

[GrumpyGreg]

4. Kinda juvenile,dontcha think?

[Dem Agog]

8. Oh yeah sure...

But then, I think juvenile behavior beats overt racism... which is more his speed.

[Redstone]

13. I agree with you. This may be juvenile as well, but in the library

whenever I see a book by Mann Coulter or any of those other rightwingers, I take it back to the most obscure shelves I can find and put it behind the other books on the shelf, where it probably won't be stumbled across for a year.

Every little bit helps, and I do get a little chuckle out of it, as I'm sure you do with the stuff you do to your brother.

Hey, we gotta have some fun sometimes, yes?

Redstone

[Dem Agog]

15. Oh that's terrible!!!

But I'm right there with you ... :evilgrin:

I mean, if they're going to rig elections, we must get in our jollies somehow...

[barb162]

23. back to the most obscure shelves

That's a good idea, I like that and thanks for mentioning it.

[yorkiemommie1]

26. i stuck an anti bush flyer in an o'lielly book at target

i drop those flyers in restrooms, fitting rooms, grocery carts.

have fun relocating those books, lol!

[Nite Owl]

5. Make a donation to the DNC

in his name so he can get the thank you.

[Dem Agog]

10. Oooh that's a good one!

I was also considering buying him a gift subscription to "The Nation" or "Mother Jones" for Christmas... and by "gift subscription" I mean just signing him up for it (and paying of course) but not doing anything that would indicate it was from me. ;-)

[Bjornsdotter]

6. Sophmoric

Roflmao....you are forgiven.

Cheers! :toast:

[PDJane]

9. Okay..........

that's funny. Talk about divine retribution.

A bit on the mean side, perhaps........but I'm warped enough that I find it amusing. Well, as long as said freep creep doesn't decide to take matters into his own hands and come looking for you!

[Dem Agog]

11. Ehhh I'm not scared of him...

He's too nearsighted to shoot a gun (I daresay I've shot way more than he has, and at the NRA range in Fairfax perhaps...) too chubby to catch up with me... He's nuts, but I'm not scared of him...

Is it mean? I'm thinking donating to the DNC in his name might be meaner. :evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

12. Send a military recruiter to his house.

Optional: Set up an appointment, get a camcorder with a good optical zoom, then sit back and enjoy the expression on his face... over and over and over. :D

[Dem Agog]

14. Hahahahaha!

I've thought about it! He's a little old now (37) but it would be great...

Alas I am (fortunately) hundreds of miles away so setting up the camcorder would be tricky...

[Swamp Rat]

16. The draft age has risen.

If he has any engineering, language, or medical skills, they will take him. Even if you can't go, you can set up an appointment by filling out an application. You might leave off the phone number, or just mark it "private." I don't know... it's just an idea. If he's such a Nazi like you say, he should get his ass down to a recruiter ASAP... or at least get the shit scared outta him. :D

[barb162]

24. Or send the literature on how he can join up. If he thinks what

we are doing is so great, here's his perfect opportunity. But it's often funny how the people who agree with the policy don't join up (Cheney;5 deferments)

[stevedeshazer]

17. We have something in common

My brother is a Nazi-Loving, bigoted, hate monger. We're estranged now.

But we differ, because I'm SAVING ALL MY PISS in ROTTEN FERMENTING BARRELS so I can POUR IT ON HIS GRAVE.

He's on every goddamned liberal mailing list I can find. I have to send him paper because he's 44 years old and doesn't even know how to fucking read email.

I guess that sort of makes US brothers. :toast:

[lateo]

21. Haw.

I share a similar fate with my brother (twin). I don't speak to him any longer because of his rabid support for this war.

[Aristus]

22. I feel bad for you, Dem Agog. My brother is a great liberal.

Smart, funny, progressive, and a die-hard Democrat. Naturally, we get along wonderfully. It must be pretty painful for you to have a guy like that for a brother. Hang in there.

[JNelson6563]

25. Get him on the mailing lists

of every Christian based do-good organization. Christian Children's Fund for example.