Momma Bush is NOT Happy with Dick, Rove and Card. Beware boys-she's nasty!

[Pirate Smile]

Bush Gossip & Tonight's Ten Minutes on Air America' Majority Report

Barbara Bush is allegedly TICKED off at Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Andy Card, nearly all of them -- except Karen Hughes -- for how her boy is faring in the hearts and minds of Americans.

The matriarch of the Bush clan is colder than North Pole ice right now to those around her son who she thinks have undermined him. I'll tell who my sources are if Patrick Fitzgerald gives a call and makes me -- but the sources are very close to Poppa Bush (41), who has been traveling a bit with some of his old entourage, including Brent Scowcroft and others of the first Bush regime.

While TWN has been able to confirm that Laura Bush's mother-in-law wants to do more than put coal in the stockings of the Vice President and the other top handlers of her son's White House, we have not been able to confirm a slightly stronger bit of the rumor, which is that Barbara -- not Laura -- was planning to call on Nancy Reagan just to get a refresher lesson on how she took on and kicked out then Chief-of-Staff Donald Regan. (I embellish here; Barbara Bush is not going to take lessons from Nancy, it just sounded good. My source told me that Barbara was about to "pull a Nancy Reagan" on these attendants.)

Cheney may be tougher to dump than Don Regan, but then again, Barbara Bush is one of those wonders of nature (we hear) who knows no limits and can easily surge beyond category 5 hurricane winds.

Should be interesting to watch the role of the First Mother in the coming couple of months. Watch for a lot to change right after the State of the Union address, I've been told.

And if you are near the radio or internet termninal, I'll be chatting with Sam Seder of Air America's Majority Report tonight at 7:50 p.m. ET for a quick ten minutes.

More later.

-- Steve Clemons

http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/001129.html

[BamaLefty]

1. Momma Is Pissed?

Hell, America is pissed! Just for different reasons...

Hey Barbie, there is no way you can save your son. He's toast. Hell, it's your damn fault that you even gave birth to the sorry piece of shit.

[Syncronaut Seven]

70. Pardon? Pieces of shit. Don't forget Marvin, Neil and Jebediah.

One big happy turd family! Spanning several generations actually.

[BamaLefty]

78. Do forgive me

Unfortunately for America, you are absolutely correct. :(

[CatWoman]

2. oh, fuck her

:nuke:

[Pirate Smile]

8. Remember how the mantra while Poppy was President was how she

was sweet and grandmotherly? Ha.

She is one cold-hearted, nasty woman. As they say, Bush is just like his mother.

I hope she can make Dick and Rove's lives more miserable and they can do the same for her. Is that not nice? Did I say that?

[Cha]

44. Pass the popcorn, please!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Carni]

59. She's friggin VILE

I actually heard one of my good friends spout that *grandmotherly* nonsense before the election in 2000 and I about killed her--I don't know about other people but my Grandmother sure isn't a manly, vile, hag like that! UG!

And to reiterate what someone said earlier fuck her (and her big assed blue suits, pearls and whatever else)

[Flubadubya]

9. Eeeewwww...

I don't think so! :puke: Thanks anyway CatWoman. :rofl: :hi:

[sandrakae]

10. That's how he got here. Someone put a bag over her head and did just that.

[babsbunny]

47. I wanna say that too!

FUCK HER!!!!!!!:grr:

[DELUSIONAL]

57. I'll second that --

I am so tired of this dysfunctional family fight.

And bushie is an example of her poor parenting skills -- she probably tied him up in his crib -- because he certainly acts like one of the monkeys who was from a poor infant environment -- you know the experiment in all the Psy text books.

[driver8]

62. I think the problem is that they gave little Georgie everything that

he wanted. He is a spoiled brat who pouts when he doesn't get his way.

[burythehatchet]

63. not in a humpty-hump kinda way right?

[CatWoman]

82. I wonder about you and your taste in women

:evilgrin:

[acmavm]

3. The hell with Babs. She should be declared a national disaster area

for what her boys have done to the citizens of this and a number of other countries. Typhoid Mary just carried typhoid. Babs carried blivet, jeb and neil.

[jean]

73. Her very own trifecta.

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. I think that old hag is in for a surprise

that her little Georgie doesn't give a shit what she thinks. He will put Karl before his mother. In the meantime, sounds like Daddy and his old pals are running around the world trying to clean up some of Dimson's messes.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Good gossip

Can your sources confirm that * has hit the bottle again? And name the label on the bottle? Some people say...

[Gabi Hayes]

6. thank YOU! I listen almost every night to that show, but this time it's

for sure

I think I actually DO HATE that big fat cow. not her idiot son...he's beneath contempt

but HER...what a B word

she's the Livia of our era

nobody worse than she is, especially given the total kid glove treatment she gets from the media salivators, despite her insanely Marie Antoinette-like behavior in recent years, topped off by her very little-quoted-in-MSM "beautiful mind" comment just before the invasion

and, of course, given what diseased, fetid, swine she's spawned

Ma Barker couldn't hold a candle to that brood

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. The Silver Douchebag

Or so says George Carlin about that venomous old ........ you know ...... thing.

[Gabi Hayes]

15. She's a MAN, baby!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

16. If only George hadn't been so drunk that night .............

[Gabi Hayes]

26. I've often wondered about that....well, not often, but

they had to have had sex, what, five times, minimum?

what was he thinking?

my only answer has been that it must've been her punishment after having caught him having it off with an actual woman, ala Jenifer Fitzgerald

could she possibly be THAT Fitz's mom? how funny would that be?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

29. You THINK about Poppy and Caligula DOING IT?

Oh, honey, you're twisted.

I like that.........

[Gabi Hayes]

32. Livia....Caligula....they really are straight out of Clau Clau Claudius,

aren't they

I just found my old copy of Claudius the God...think I'll read that over Xmas vaca

[OldLeftieLawyer]

35. I don't know if

the Guccione version of the play is available on DVD, but that was brilliant.

"I, Claudius."

I gotta check on that.........

[Gabi Hayes]

38. I saw it many years ago.... great cast, really bad movie

Malcolm MacDowell and Gore Vidal, IIRC, among others, including many great Brit Shakespeareans

[OldLeftieLawyer]

45. Yeah

I loved it.

Have you see Gore's latest quote about Fuckface? (I love Vidal)

“Bush is like a plane of glass. You can see all the worms turning around in his head at any moment.”

[Gabi Hayes]

77. No....what's the provenance? annnndddd......

this just in:

Gore Vidal on Majority Report tomorrow night

may have to just stay in for that one

Dust off a copy of Burr (or Lincoln....that one made me tear up--or is it 'lacerate?'--using the chimp's thesaurus), while I wait for him to come on

[OldLeftieLawyer]

84. Ohhhhhhh

That "lacerate" story was in "Bush On The Couch," as I recall.

Scary.

Any of Gore's books about this administration are terrific.

[robbedvoter]

64. Both Livias - Tiberius's and Sopranos rolled into one!

[mark11727]

42. I dunno --- suddenly I'm hungry for OATMEAL.

Heh

[Pirate Smile]

17. She has so many classic quotes - here is one:

"Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"

[Name removed]

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[Gabi Hayes]

30. why, hello, agent mike! we kid because we love.....

quickly?

?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

33. Yeah, quickly.

"Yes, Mike, Gabi IS my client. Want to take this outside, honey?"

Quickly. I've had enough of the old twat to last me several lifetimes.

[Gabi Hayes]

40. how bout geologically quickly?

and if we can do it ala Scalia/Cheney, we can appear in front of my sister, the judge

[OldLeftieLawyer]

43. Bring the duck.

I've got the outfits.

[Gabi Hayes]

50. Vy a duck?

Vy not a duck?

outfits?

Something in pliant leather?

I'm sure poppy and bar love to indulge in the occasional bit of late night.....oh, never mind; I'm losing my appetite

[OldLeftieLawyer]

52. The Cheney-Scalia duck hunting party

Remember?

I'm going to ignore the rest of your post, and waste my beautiful mind on thoughts of "I, Claudius."

[Gabi Hayes]

53. I know...that's why I brung up Scalia/Cheney

the ''via duck'' thing was from another Marx family, re: your own Marxian reference....never heard that one?

and, AFA 'IC', remember who played Sejanus?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

68. Why a duck?

One evening, in a law school estates class, when a group of us, sitting at the last table, naturally, hoping we wouldn't get called on because we'd shared a small taste of the spliff before class, almost suffered a huge collective stroke when the brownnoser in the front row, taking down every word the professor said, asked him, when the professor used a duck in some sort of hypothetical, "Why a duck?"

No, really, he did.

There were seven of us, and all we hoped for that night was not to wet our pants. To this day - thirty years later - whenever we call or see each other, our opening line is always, "Why a duck?"

Oh, PATRICK STEWART! I saw him a few years ago playing "Othello" (it was a reverse thing) at the Shakespeare Theater in Washington. He has the biggest fucking skull I have EVER seen. I mean, the guy's just not quite human.

[Pirate Smile]

61. Here is another classic Babs quote:

"Almost everyone I've talked to says, 'We're going to move to Houston.' What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality.

And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them. "

[Malva Zebrina]

11. Dear Mrs. not first mother

Your son is in his late fifties. Your son has the power to fire anyone around him that he perceives is doing him harm. He has not. In fact, he sticks by Mr. Rove, even though there are some allegations that he may be indicted. He has not fired a one of them that you seem to have a beef with.

Honey, you are old now and grasping at straws that would defend your family name. Too late and it was too late the minute you birthed little old alcolholic, ignorant George. Can't bail him outa this one, dear. He is too old and so are you. Your son has abused his power, and your son is responsible for those you hate still being around. Perhaps you ought to talk to your son about that, doncha think-- and not, in true Bush fashion, blame someone else for the failures of y our pathetic cowardly son.

[Options Remain]

12. He needs his MOM to save his ass?

roflmao!

[Lisa]

13. just think what a wonderful, warm Christmas they'll be having

My guess is that Georgie, Laura, the twins, Jeb ... practically everyone in the family, in fact ... will be making excuses to avoid visiting Bar over the holidays! They know how scary she can be.

Remember -- even Nixon was a bit in awe of her ("a woman who knows how to hate").

[EVDebs]

39. The impeachment effort on Clinton was sparked by Hillary mentioning

an LA Weekly article that spoke of GHWB's possible affair with a Jennifer Fitzgerald, in apparent retaliation for the rumors being spread about Bill's philandering.

"During the 1988 campaign, the media knew George Bush cheated on his wife with Jennifer Fitzgerald. For some reason, the "liberal media" refused to run the story, even after Bush lied about it. Were they as respectful of Gary Hart?"

Note the bias
http://www.mikehersh.com/Note_the_Bias.shtml

By 'jumping the gun', the R's could maintain that those librul's were throwing the first stone so to speak in '91-92.

[eridani]

87. I think it was a mutual deal

Clinton sez lay off Gennifer during the campaign, and we won't mention Jennifer.

[EVDebs]

91. No wonder GHWB loves his adopted son ! Peace on the homefront nt

[WI_DEM]

14. Even Nixon said, "She knows how to hate."

But who cares what that old hag thinks. People are finally waking up in this country.

[izzie]

18. I do not think they can get rid of Cheney. He is voted in

Bush just does not have the power to put Cheney's head on a pike on a DC bridge even if he would like to.

[Kashka-Kat]

19. aha so THAT explains GW!-- parents that blame everyone else for their

child's failures. That boy hasn't taken a lick of responsibility all his life-- why start now?

[izzie]

20. This is like an Alice in Wonderland world.

---

[Gabi Hayes]

22. WTF is up with this?

first time I'd seen it....

[Hoosier Democrat]

31. The Passion of the Quaker Oats Man????

[Gabi Hayes]

36. there's a better one than this out there, but it's the only one I could

find

[Cha]

46. More banners in the

background to remind curious george why he's there.

[Gabi Hayes]

51. really....has he looked much more STOOPIT, ever, than he does

in that shot?

I wish I could get a decent blowup of that one......

[KoKo]

67. The only "brother" who doesn't have a belt on his pants!

and check out the "ciggie" in his had. Wow...a really "in your face dude." Too cute! :puke:

[Gabi Hayes]

55. a little bigger here.....how idiotic can he get?

straight out of Madame Tussaud?

[Benhurst]

23. I feel sorry for her.

When she goes on to her reward down below, I hope Ma Barker will be there to console her. :evilgrin:

[LSparkle]

24. That Momma NEEDS to be thrown from a train ...

[kstewart33]

25. I think Dick Nixon said it best, in the 1970s:

About Babs: "Now there's a woman who knows who to hate."

[Ian David]

27. Mama Bush will know what to do...

[NYC Liberal]

28. She is just trying to put Bush away from all blame.

"The matriarch of the Bush clan is colder than North Pole ice right now to those around her son who she thinks have undermined him."

[Hoosier Democrat]

34. After looking at her kids...

is it any wonder that Babs is Pro-Choice???

[Cha]

37. What a bunch of

bush hogwash as only the bushes's can serve up.

It's the little monkey's karma, I don't care how his handlers fed him those words and made him go on photo ops when Katrina was drowning New Orleans. Or how they kept little frog killer under the bed away from Cindy Sheehan.

Did they make him lie and Bomb Iraq with false intelligence..will that be fucking babs bush's claim?

[Peace Patriot]

41. Ah, this is just part of the Republicrap plan to give Dick the boot and

install Con-woman, to give her a leg up for '08. Then Diebold her into office. How do you feel about looking at that nasty, lying little ferret face for EIGHT MORE YEARS, while Americans starve and freeze at home, and die in Syria and Iran?

Running flags up the flagpole, is what they're doing. (Cheney's stats are even lower that Bush Jr.'s. He's the most reviled politician and war criminal in America. They have to unload him.)

[dkofos]

48. I sure wouldn't want that woman(??) pissed at me.

Was she always that ugly or she turning inside out??

[Malikshah]

49. Isn't there an ice floe vacant anywhere?

She is a blight on humanity. Married to a villain, mother of a villain, a villainess herself.

She. Is. Not. A. Nice. Person.

[Hobarticus]

58. I doubt even a starving polar bear would find that appetizing...n/t

54. I found a pic of their family

They actually look fun. (But there is still something majorly wrong with Georgie)

[Gabi Hayes]

56. Fun? what're you, cracked? straight out of Diane Arbus, if you axe me...

[Carni]

65. FUN? I think a yeast infection is filled with more *hilarity*

I don't think I would call that festival of bad hair, fugly people and even uglier clothing *fun* -- looks like a Mike Brady mated with Norman Bates mother kind of a deal to me.

[KoKo]

66. OMG...there's Dorothy (DORA) the forgotten Sister in the clan....

I've often thought she's like the Kennedy sister "Rosemary" who was lobotomized and put in the Nursing Home for life.

Very sad. The boys look like jerks and Dora looks like she'd rather be anywhere but where she is.

The Chimp looks like the cocky jerk he is with the ciggie in his hand and the grin on his face that says "Fuck You, Babe."

Jebby is there with his Dad as the "heir apparent." Who woulda thought that the "Bad Boy" would be P-Resident so he could screw up the whole world.

I wonder if "Unca Dicky" was his Godfather....sheesh....disgusting. The only family portrait you will ever see because I don't think they get along. Otherwise the American Media Whore Press would have pushed their family Holiday pix on us ad nausum.

[goclark]

83. They are so trying to look like the Kennedys sorry

they were class and the BushCRooks were NO CLASS and LOW CLASS.

[tblue37]

60. Dowager Empress. (eom)

[Gabi Hayes]

69. She's found a lover, he has

he she



a real man, what?

which one, though....

[Gabi Hayes]

71. y'all STFU now, or I'll have ya declared enema combatants

Does the name Jose Padilla mean anything?

Barbara chuckled as she said: "So many of the people here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.

Barbara's comments come as celebrities lined up to criticise George Bush over delays in responding to the crisis.


As the hunt for the thousands of people still missing intensified yesterday, James Bond star Pierce Brosnan, 52, said: "This man called President Bush has a lot to answer for. I don't know if he is really taking care of America. This government has been shameful."


Actor Colin Farrell added: "If this had been a bunch of white people on the roofs of their houses I don't have any f***ing doubt there would have been every single helicopter, plane and means that the government has trying to help."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15938967&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=so-many-of-the-people-here-were-underprivileged-anyway--so-this-is-working-very-well-for-them----name_page.html

[laylah]

72. Remind me to

send her $.50 so she can call someone WHO GIVES A DAMN!

Jenn

[AspenRose]

74. Steve's on NOW with Sam Seder talking on Majority Report

Head's up!

[nini]

75. Here we have the biggest ENABLER in history

Thanks babs... the whole world is suffering because of your coddling of that demon spawn of yours.

[Shakespeare]

76. Grendel's mother. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

79. Let the cannibalism begin!!!

I have been waiting for this for 5 years! :D

[DemonFighterLives]

80. I just thought of something

What trumps all of the neocons, poppy, cheney, rummy and dubby?
We should get this old battleaxe on our side because she could deal with all of these horrors before breakfast and the rest will run away.
What a beautiful mind! Just lay waste to the whole damn satanic regime.
:evilgrin:

:applause:

[LittleClarkie]

81. Remember when she wanted to beat up the candidate during the election?

Yes, the president's mommy has to come out and protect her little precious.

Sheesh.

[Lex]

85. kick

:kick:

[upi402]

86. the god mother nods when the intended's name is uttered

DOH!

[W stands for Wacko]

88. She will trounce Cheney and his goons for failing to protect W!

This has nothing to do with the end of the Democracy in the United States, so don't interpret this as some forthcoming attack on the Neo-con establishment or their agenda.

This is just personal stuff between friends.

They were supposed to keep the W popular while they carried out their agenda to end Democracy and reduce the federal government to 4543 words on some old parchment in a glass showcase.

[d_b]

89. She looks like Stubs The Zombie

or that thing from Return of the Living dead 2

[DemonFighterLives]

90. Kick for the battleaxe

:kick: