The MOST BRIEFED PRESIDENT in American History: Bush 43

[opihimoimoi]

He is always somewhere getting briefed. He goes to NOLA, Fla., Miss., Bahgdad, etc etc to get "Briefed".....

Then he makes some statement ,,,, most of the time, telling us things we already know.

Real Leaders know what the hell is going on before hand...not Bush...
he is posing as normal but is a Nutcase in Reality....

Oh oh, here he comes with a speech....

Come, we go find ear muffs...

[iconoclastNYC]

1. Sometimes it takes a DVD to brief him

Like with NOLA....apparently reading is too boring. They need to make DVDs to get him to put down the GameBoy and pay attention.

[opihimoimoi]

16. The man doesnt even watch the NEWS...How Lame is That??

[Crankie Avalon]

2. And all that "briefing" takes people away from doing their real jobs...

...instead of handling things, they've suddenly got to take time out to "brief" the mascot, pose for his photo-op, babysit, etc.

[opihimoimoi]

17. Yup, they gatta baby sit the dude...

Then...to their chagrin, he don't understand a word that was said.

he just sez some buzz words telling us shit we already knew... pretending like he knew it all along and we didn't...

Ya can tell by the smirk....

[quiet.american]

3. About those ear muffs... these are still my favorite --

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a “B.S. Protector” flap while President Bush
addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars at their 106th convention
Monday in Salt Lake City. Moyer served in WWII, Korea and Vietnam.

[opihimoimoi]

18. Mine too...hence the ref....

[Ezlivin]

4. And his attention span is really brief

I don't think the man thinks on any particular subject for longer than it takes him to swallow. His mind is already made up before he even sees the data.

His invisible super-being overlord apparently downloads the pertinent information straight to the remains of his cerebral cortex.

[opihimoimoi]

20. ADD,,,Dats him....suffers from attention deficit disorder...canardly pay

pay attention to carry out decent conversation/discussions...

They are hiding his deficiences/short comings/immature brain.

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Look who's got our Haines on now

UGH! I need a brain shower!

[opihimoimoi]

21. Me too, lol

[driver8]

6. Does shrub ever do anything "constructive"?? It seems to me that

he spends all of his time flying around the country giving speeches, preparing for speeches, or he is on vacation.

When does this guy actually do some work??

[opihimoimoi]

22. It called LEARNING ON THE JOB...5 straight years..still on Beginner Level

Stuck on Square One

[npincus]

7. and the most TelePrompted

has the Chimp ever said one f*cking thing that wasn't on a cue card or TelePrompter?

[sdfernando]

9. Take a queue from "Command in Chief"

On the 1st or 2nd episode, the VP (Donald Sutherland) arranged for the teleprompter to fail about 30 seconds into the speech. Gina Davis went on to complete the speech off the cuff and from memory.

...wish that would happen to the blivet. He'd be giving us his best Pirro impersonation, then he'd become a blithering mass of incoherent words and would have to be escorted out of congress.

Hey, I can dream can't I???

[BrotherBuzz]

11. It happened to Bill Clinton in real life

While he was giving the healthcare reform address to Congress the teleprompter failed, and Clinton continued without missing a beat.

When/if Bush*s teleprompter fails, I hope the market is closed. ;)

[npincus]

12. I've ALWAYS hoped someone would slip a Chinese take-out menu

in one of his speech binders.. "...and we must stay the course in Iraq with steamed dumplings and an order of shrimp fried rice..."

[opihimoimoi]

25. Don Knotts Bush wouldn't even know it...keep right on readin/smirkin

[opihimoimoi]

24. The Prompter dies during the "You can Fool me once....err, err...."

a couple years back...couldn't even finish the joke....Bombed...

[kliljedahl]

8. This is what they meant

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[...of J.Temperance]

14. Hold on...let me get a zoom lense...I CAN'T see Junior's weenie

...still can't...it's DISAPPEARED!!

[opihimoimoi]

27. Thats a WOOT....same size as the BRAIN....down next to ZERO

[upi402]

31. banana hanger vs. p-nut holder

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

10. The recipe for a 'pResidential Briefing' is ...

... one part information in the ear and 99 parts sunshine up the butt. He's incapable of receiving anything that's not a narcissistic supply.

[opihimoimoi]

29. Indeed, not a very good Listener ...is he?

He had many warnings over many issues and never took heed...indicating non comprehension.....

[Skidmore]

13. take all those briefers away and Little Boots

wouldn't know where he is most days.

[opihimoimoi]

15. Houston, we got a Don Knotts on board acting like a Bert Reynolds

[Swamp Rat]

19. That's what Laura called their sex life: BRIEF!

:D

[opihimoimoi]

23. SR, you are a bundle of LAFFS, LOL....Love that Condi in the corner

[upi402]

26. Stephanie Miller will do an 'underwear' take on this

Stephanie Miller, hang onto her coattails and you'll be fartin' through silk.

[opihimoimoi]

28. She'll do the Haines Manuver

[upi402]

30. tried that, i 'came to' in a kidney shaped hot tub in idaho...

wondering just where all those visa charge slips came from.

[opihimoimoi]

32. Love that Family Planning sign, LOL