PETITION: Help Sean Hannity get his balls!

[Bluebear]

Folks, a great injustice is being ignored by the public. The hit (?) show Fox & Friends has their own holiday ball. Bill O'Reilly has his one holiday ball. Sean Hannity has NO balls. They are not offered on the website, neither individually or in the 3-pack.




(By the way, they are "HOLIDAY" balls. Why, look at the main page of "Shop Fox":


Why do they hate CHRISTmas? Why are they making the baby Jesus cry by not calling it a Christmas shop? Late last evening they changed their webpage to read Christmas ornament instead of holiday ornament, yet they still say 'Make your holiday tree really festive with a set of 3 ornaments from your favorite Fair and Balanced news channel.')
http://shop.ecompanystore.com/foxnews/FOX_ProductList.asp?TYPE=Holiday+Ideas&index=7&CATALOG=FOX&ID=71

Being user friendly to the FOX viewer, the product description even give ornament DIRECTIONS: "Metal cap and hoop for hanging." :dunce:

But I digress. Note that major star Sean Hannity has no balls. Won't you write FOX at:

[e-mail]

and ask them why Sean has no balls? Tell them every tapered CHRISTMAS tree needs small balls at the top, too, and ask...no DEMAND that they offer tiny Sean balls so conservatives can truly cover their trees from top to bottom in full FOX regalia!

You'll feel better when you do your part. Oh, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS, SEAN!



Thanks to tridim!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. He does have them.

They're in Alan Colmes'... ;)

[SammyBlue]

2. Why would any Christian want to pollute their tree with satanic shit?

G-d, vomit. Glad I'm Jewish.

There are Jewish FNC Holiday shit. . .please tell me!

[Bluebear]

3. How about a "Joementumenorah"?

Coming soon to FNC!

[SammyBlue]

4. One word

:puke:

[Cooley Hurd]

9. *spit-take*

:rofl:

[leftstreet]

5. They're REJECTING Sean's tiny balls?!

Somebody call Jerry Falwell

[darkism]

6. As if we needed any more proof that they weren't real journalists...

...shamelessy peddling tchotchkes is the last straw. No reputable "news" organization would sell fucking Christmas ornaments.

And yes, I said "Christmas." OH MY GOD LIBERALS ARE KILLING CHRISTMAS!

[Bluebear]

7. "tchotchkes"

What are you, some kind of commie or something?

(I love the word. One of them there words that would make a con look at you with his head tilted like a dog trying to figure out if you called him a dirty name.)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Nothing says Christmas quite like Hannity balls!!

geeeeeyuuuhuhuhuhuhuh *shudder*

I need to shower now... so very dirty. :scared: