A Message to Potential Customers of Brownie's New Business:

[Bleacher Creature]

Can you just send me the $$ instead?? I may not spend it how you would like, but I promise to use it more efficiently than he will.




(If you have no idea what I'm talking about, click here: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/24/brown.consultant.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest)

[punpirate]

1. This is gonna work like a protection racket...

... people will be paying him to stay away.... :)

[aquart]

2. This is payoff money.

No sane person would hire that man to do anything.

[Ian David]

3. I hear Michael Jackson will be running the employee daycare service. n/t

[Lisa]

4. and the Andersen people will do the accounting! (n/t)

[hlthe2b]

5. I can't believe he thinks he's going to get biz in Colorado...

I got news for him. If I hear of ANY CO tax dollars from any local or state government agency going to hire him for ANYTHING related to emergency management/response and the like, I will make it my goal to expose him and to get EVERY one responsible for the decision to hire him, FIRED. This is my promise and I suspect I will have plenty of motivated Coloradoans to help.

There is not a hellfire hot enough for him, IMO...

[Telly Savalas]

6. I was channel surfing and caught CNN reporting on this.

The anchor (I think it was Paula Zahn, can't remember cause I've been quite feverish) finished the report with the comment "next we'll be seeing Liz Taylor opening a marriage counseling practice."