The Comedy Award of the Year goes to.....MICHAEL BROWN!

[glarius]

Michael Brown, ex-leader of FEMA....He is now heading a "disaster preparedness consulting firm!".....There is nothing more to be said!.......:rofl:

>>>snip:
"So, if I can help people focus on preparedness, how to be better prepared in their homes and better prepared in their businesses - because that goes straight to the bottom line - then I hope I can help the country in some way."


http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_328112527.html

[peekaloo]

1. He just wants to make sure the victims dress well.

What's a fashion god to do?

[cwydro]

2. once a horse's ass

always a horse's ass

[Pam-Moby]

3. Yes this is nuts. But I bet you will see some big US

contract with his company to buy his disaster preparedness program. What do you think? This is the kind of shit that they do.

[burythehatchet]

4. I bet you he'll get a government contract before you or me.

Once you're in the family, you're always in the family. Or at least until you die.

[Neocondriac]

5. Yeah....

And Heidi Fliess is opening a school for wayward girls.

[peekaloo]

8. I thought

she was opening a camp for waylaid girls?

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[NanceGreggs]

9. Will we soon be seeing ...

... John Bolton's 'Charm Consulting' for would-be diplomats?

How about Karen Hughes 'Winning the Hearts & Minds of Islamists' course?

Tom DeLay's video course, 'The Ethical Side of Campaign Financing'?

I think I already KNOW what Step No. 1 is in Brownie's 'consulting' advice: "Always keep your sleeves rolled up; that way you LOOK like you're working."

:rofl:

[theoldman]

6. Brown is a disaster

that is why he has the experience to head up a disaster company.

[indepat]

7. Once, twice, three times more!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dkofos]

10. Only in america

Yes, people are that stupid.

[shenmue]

11. Yes, he can help our country

In one of two ways:

1) Moving to Antarctica without a jacket.

2) Going to jail for the rest of his life for negligent homicide.

Take your pick!

[Botany]

The Sony Bono Ski School idea already taken?

The man has no shame.

[Vinca]

14. LOL! nt

[Botany]

12. Dupe

[Soup Bean]

13. Writing Jon Stewart's material for him......

They don't even need writers for the Daily Show anymore. They just have to report the news. It's surreal.