Michelle Malkin believes she knows what Project X is!

[ck4829]

Michelle Malkin: "Those in the Democrat Underground are planning something known as 'Project X'. I believe it is a conspiracy involving many dangerous Leftists to throw pies at Conservatives. I was informed of this by my friend Mike and Agent Double 0 700 Club."

If she only knew the truth.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. That Silly Malkin. That's 'Project P'

Project X is something farrrrr more crafty.

Bwahahahahaaaaaaa

[brucefan]

3. Uh-oh

She's wrong,but,she's getting warm.

[Radio_Lady]

108. Not supposed to talk about it, especially on Thanksgiving.

Oh, it's Friday? Sorry, world... carry on!!!!

[leftstreet]

4. We're not supposed to talk about Project P on Thursdays n/t

[jmowreader]

22. You're not supposed to talk about Project P at all!

[leftstreet]

30. Obviously my clearance is higher than yours

:+

[stellanoir]

50. proiect P

is cryptically encoded on this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5444610&mesg_id=5444610


but shhhhhhhhhh.

LOL

[SpiralHawk]

63. Reminder: Pi R Square

Do not believe what your eyes seem to be seeing today at the feast table.

It is Repiglican Piepaganda, smoke and mirrors and whipped cream.

Pi r Square.

[TheCowsCameHome]

72. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Pie are round, cake are square.

[Radio_Lady]

107. I had round cake for dinner. Your Project doesn't meet specs.

Therefore, no go.

[TheCowsCameHome]

126. %#@*&+). Another setback.

[lonestarnot]

120. I had a coughing fit and and had a Project P, but that was Friday.

[hwmnbn]

9. That's "P" for pie....

DUH!! How long did it take her to figure that one out? She is one dense douche-bagette.

[proud2BlibKansan]

42. I thought it was

called Project MM. You know, so she could remember it better. :)

[LiberalEsto]

2. No, no, no

THAT plan is under works at Stooges Underground.

[ovidsen]

5. This is dangerous

Malkin is clearly being very tight lipped about her sources. She was a guest host on Faux last Saturday and didn't say a word. It is imperative that DU conintel units seek and neutralize leaks. The entire project may be in jeopardy.

[formercia]

6. No, that's project 3.14

[Richard D]

10. 1592753

[KingFlorez]

7. She's just making a fool of herself

I've never even heard of "Democrat Underground", this is "Democratic Underground". She's just a conservative buffoon.

[salinen]

8. You mean project

"Throw a face in Malkins' pie"? Yeah, that's top secret. You can find the whole file next to Cheneys energy meeting file.

[shenmue]

11. Oh no, she found me out...

Now what am I going to do with all these pies?

[Dr.Phool]

35. We could eat some of them.

It is after all Thanksgiving. Just save a few for her and Ann the man.

Oooppps.....said too much.

[Craig3410]

56. Yeah. Like ann eats. -nt-

[Buns_of_Fire]

84. You think YOU'VE got problems? I'm still stuck with 4000 chickens for

the-project-which-shall-not-be-named! I've had to start wearing snowshoes around the apartment, my bill for the SCUBA apparatus (so I can breathe in here!) has hit $500 a week, and I think my neighbor is buried somewhere near the kitchen under the three feet of "Chicken Chutney" that's accumulated.

*sigh* And all this because I misheard my contact. When (redacted) said to order 4000 PENS, I thought (redacted) said to order "HENS". Damned off-market hearing aids, anyway...

[DesertRat]

12. Better watch those dangerous Leftists

:rofl:

[KarenS]

13. Is her public announcement our trigger for phase 1??

:shrug:

If so,,,, I am ready to go :patriot:

[no_hypocrisy]

14. BUSTED!!!!

Time for Plan B

[Bjornsdotter]

33. Now I'm confused

I thought we were already operating under Plan B?

[raysr]

15. Cow Pies

[flyingfysh]

16. Project X was almost revealed on CNN

during that Cheney interview.

[librechik]

105. shhh!

everyone thinks it was just a technical glitch-let's let them keep thinking that!

[Radio_Lady]

109. What, "X" marks the spot, eh?

[TheGunslinger]

110. You caught the new instructions hidden in Randi's latest show, right?

[tiptoe]

113. yep! (..and clever how she double-entendre'd the info!!)

[Deja Q]

17. It's a video game from 1991

[NewJeffCT]

58. and a movie with Matthew Broderick, right?

If I recall.

Of course, our project X is a lot different than that.

[mark11727]

101. Didn't that movie involve CHIMPS WITH BOMBS...?

...the plot, as they say, thickens.

[kentuck]

18. I thought we were not supposed to talk about this ?

They will discover it if we keep talking about it...

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Stupid broad. That was Al-Pieda. Project X is secret.

Go back where you came from until you're ready for the big stuff.

[KittyWampus]

57. Al-Pieda, can't believe you said that hahahahahahah

:rofl:

[unhappycamper]

20. Locking this thread.

Just kidding. . . . . .

But it might get moved to the Lounge for security.

:hi:

[flyarm]

26. project x must not be moved..we have important breaking info coming

all agents prepare to recieve your orders...

when you get the code on your watch..everyone go immediately to the safe house...

make sure you are not followed...and if malkin thinks she will out this excersize..she is sorely mistaken.

now you have all been trained to the utmost, no mistakes now...be confident in your training...

mistakes only happen when people are too arrogant or cocky..so check your ego's at the door you walk out of...

take nothing for granted..

and i wish you all luck..and god speed....

do not let each other down...keep your eyes open ..if you think you are being followed, go into phase 2 ...you know what to do...

i will see you at the safe house...

remember, you are the best there is...

good luck.

agent fly

[Ptah]

69. Para 4, section g, ,

Open strFileIn + "sort2.txt" For Output As #3
For w = 1 To intWheatCount + 1
Print #3, w; Chr(9); strWheat(w, 0); Chr(9); strWheat(w, 1); Chr(9); strWheat(w, 2); Chr(9); strWheat(w, 4); Chr(9); strWheat(w, 3)
Next w
Close 3

[Buns_of_Fire]

87. "Okay, now watch this... Clem clone, detail dress circuits."

"Above, "A"; below, "B".
"Okay... Uhhhhh... Close 'B', Close mode..."
Thhhhhpt!

"Ohmigawd, his pants have disappeared!"

This is all the information all operatives need for the next phase. Remember, we're all bozos on this bus... :+

[aden_nak]

21. Malkin has outed us. We have no time. EXECUTE ORDER 66! GO GO GO GO GO!

[NewJeffCT]

83. and General Order 24

any Trekkies know what I'm talking about?

[Liberal In Texas]

23. 1st RULE: You do not talk about Project X.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PROJECT X.

Code 5408725: Enter Malkin. Wait for instructions.

Please delete after normal time interval.

Out.

[johnfunk]

24. But how can we be sure Michelle's hubby didn't write that post?

She's admitted that she has ringers writing some (I'd bet most) of "her" drivel.

[johnfunk]

25. And by the way, everyone: SOCKINIT about "Project P"...

and don't forget: that flaky, perfect crust guarantees greater lateral dispersion!

[Nevernose]

27. The identities of DU agents Larry, Curly, and Moe have been compromised!

It's time to activate Operation: Shemp.

[thebigidea]

29. but for the sake of the children, do NOT activate Operation: Curly Joe

it would be inhuman.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

32. What about...

Project Stinky> ;-)

[thebigidea]

44. when you hear the whispered activation code: "I'll harm you!"

[Nevernose]

34. Curly Joe, I believe, was banned under the Geneva Conventions

n/t

[jokerman93]

73. LOL!

:rofl:

:spray:

I've got Yuban running out of my nose now. That's just plain hilarious!

Anarchist!

[TheDebbieDee]

28. The maple syrup is collected in June........

I repeat: The maple syrup is collected in June!

[Marr]

49. The chair is against the wall.

[TheDebbieDee]

86. The dog barks at midnight........

And the bowl ran away with the spoon!

[MaineDem]

119. Beware of the dog that doesn't bark in the night

Now I've said too much.

[Wilms]

31. It wasn't me. I swear! n/t

[liam_laddie]

37. new info

Please download the latest encryption programs in the
correct order and await word from the Council. We may be called
upon to sacrifice much. Noah will be at the dock at 10 p.m.
Onward...

[Eric J in MN]

36. Link? (nt)

nt

[madrchsod]

38. actually there is

something the republicans are not going to expect..

[immoderate]

39. Malkin does not realize...

That her statement is part of the operation.

Look how neatly she has played into our hands! Malkin has triggered the endgame.

--IMM

[Jara sang]

40. That reminds me ck4829, I have those schematics you needed.

Concerning the peripheral project of "X". I must say, I am impressed.

[proud2BlibKansan]

41. Wow Michelle LURKS here??

Hey Malkin,

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!

:woohoo:

[Moochy]

62. She's behind content-altering firewalls

so she'll read that "FUCK YOU" as a "I love you Michelle!" ;-)

[jmowreader]

43. There's a "Democrat Underground" board?

And they have a Project X too? Wow, man. Just...like...wow.

Someone go over there, infiltrate their board, and see what the hell their Project X is. Maybe the two boards can execute their Project X on the same day.

[IndyOp]

47. They can't stand the 'ic' - They never say the 'ic' -

It is always the Democrat Party -- not the 'Democratic Party' -- hence, I think Malkin means us, she just can't say the 'ic'...

I think our Project X is a one-and-only world-changing plan, let's keep our attention focused -- it is getting very close to the time we will activate it!

:hi:

[wryter2000]

65. OMG God

She's discovered Project ic. She's one sl..k ch..

[MaineDem]

117. "Democrat Underground"!

Hrumpf!

[lonestarnot]

122. That damn Democrat Undergrind!

[drm604]

45. Hey Michelle!

That's "ic", "Democratic Underground". You forgot the "ic".

That idiotic practice really irks me. For God-sake, those Republans just can't stand that little "ic" can they? :eyes:

[Gormy Cuss]

46. I thought we implemented Project X the other day

On CNN, wasn't it?
:P

[frazzledmom]

48. You know I should comment about this

but I wouldn't want to compromise "Project X"

[Hyernel]

51. I'm relatively new here...

But I'd like to get in on this Project P. Do you still need banana creme?

[sakabatou]

52. Is that an actual quote?

[dogfacedboy]

53. All Operatives Take Note.

Remember what we decided to do to Coulter? Do it to Malkin, as well.
This must be done as part of our "attack on christianity/save America from the enemy" offensive.

[wryter2000]

67. Damn

And I was going to start my jihad against Christmas tomorrow. I guess I'll end up doing it all at the last minute, just like last year.

Damn you, Malkin!

[BobBoudelangFan69]

54. Never, Never, NEVER! Acknowdelge This In Public. XJC. XJC.

this gets into the hands of 'them' and it is curtins for the free world.

It Is That Secret. Bob Boudlang does not confirm this.

[Hello_Kitty]

55. Project pi

I can't do the Greek letter for pi on the computer but just understand that all written correspondence relating to the Project will utilize that symbol.

Roger out.

[petgoat]

60. It's dis-de-dis-counter -de-disinformation.

Besides, there is no Democratic Underground. It's all done with holograms.

Here, have a piece of π π

[imax2268]

61. is it safe...?

IS IT SAFE...?

[AntiFascist]

94. Understood....

damn this is interesting, or not...

[Runcible Spoon]

59. Wait??!! Am I Famous Yet??!!

Could this be part of it?:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=5346105

[edhopper]

64. I just want to say

The "chickens" are on the lawn,
And the "sparrow" flies at dawn.

I sigh with exceptional exuberance!

[Runcible Spoon]

68. Colorless green ideas sleep furiously....

Who wields a poem huger than the grave?
from only Whom shall time no refuge keep
though all the weird worlds must be opened?
:evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

66. Let the rabid screeching shill keep thinking that.

:eyes:

[DemonFighterLives]

70. We should not talk about this any further

Malkin doesn't know what she is talking about- remember!
:hide:

[Paulie]

71. What's a Democrat Underground?

My railroad is but a kingdom for a horse on 3 wheels. Tip toe ut hoe doe fo fum. The weather on the Plame can be coordinated at Shaka.

[Gold Metal Flake]

74. Locking: Do not discuss Projext X.

Made ya look!

[EFerrari]

82. LOL!

:rofl:

[kster]

75. Has the chicken laid a an

or what?

[d_b]

76. shit

I don't even know what the hell it is.

[VOX]

77. XXX The crocodile walks at night XXX The crocodile walks at night XXX

XXX:evilgrin: XXX And that's all I'm sayin'! XXX :evilgrin:XXX

[dogfacedboy]

93. But has the fatman done the tango? n/t

[sleipnir]

78. Hey, thanks for the PM on the Project X update. I agree we should change

the title. But we have to keep it a secret, as it's still going on!

[Bluebear]

79. Received PM too.

Thanks for the update.

[Individualist]

80. "If she only knew..."

It would instantly turn her hair white, wouldn't it?

[EFerrari]

81. LOL!

:rofl:

[CelticWinter]

85. memo to agent 86 & 99 from the chief.....

any talk about project x, p, or monkey business please use the cone of silence.....an intruder was spotted in the DU leaving behind a coffee and donut radio device for sneaking out DU info...please be on the look out for this person....




caution: considered a total whack job, armed with lying tongue and toting koolaid.



:rofl:

[mrcheerful]

88. This is what happens when asian

chicks wear chasity belts 4 sizes to small and lose the damn key to them. Of course MM is lucky to live in modern times, the male escort business has gone up 300% since GW and the right wing took over. Really can't blame the poor repuke women out there, repuke men just are to busy repressing themselves to bother with these hags.

[GreenInNC]

89. Kenneth - What's the frequency?

[Justice Is Comin]

90. Ready mission Beachwood 45789. Mission compromised. Abort !!

[TheCowsCameHome]

91. "Whisper sweet words in my ear" Plan X*2 on dubilator standby.

[Gold Metal Flake]

92. Did somebody remember to order the WOMBATS?

'Cuz this shit ain't gonna work without them, remember the last test run?

[Lilith Velkor]

95. WOMPRATS

I used to bullseye 'em, man, they ain't no bigger than 2 meters.

[Gold Metal Flake]

96. Womprats are protected. Can't get them.

Remember? That's why we had to substitute 2 parts hydrogen and the wombats.

There were quite a few revisions following the inclusion of the Rigel faction, so refer back to Material Spec M-33871H.2. :hi:

[Lilith Velkor]

100. Erp.

Ah well, they'll never catch my T-16. And this way, they'll be chasing me for no reason, which is apropos if not downright comical.

[EC]

97. These Cons sure think small don't they...

Ha, Project X, is pie in the face, :rofl: more like phi in the face...

[haydukelives]

98. Standing by

starting project J

[stop the bleeding]

99. reporting for duty

[garybeck]

102. I lost my freaking manual.

I think I'll be OK. I memorized most of it.

[driver8]

103. Agent Double 0 700 Club? Is he any relation to "Curveball"??

Michelle Malkin just proved to me that I was right about her all along. I've got a special pie for you, sweetheart...hope you like chocolate!

[K8-EEE]

104. Operation "Make Maulkin Look Even More Stupid And Gullible?"

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Good work DU-ers...

[ngGale]

106. Democrat Underground?!...get a grip, girl...

we have an *ic* in there. Proof, Repubs cannot spell - therefore, you do not have enough knowledge to understand 'Project X.'
You'll never get close to, "The Lime in the Coconut.':evilgrin:

[RebelOne]

111. This is satire, right?

Where did this quote come from?

[ck4829]

115. Is it that realistic?

Yes, it is satire.

[NMMNG]

112. What is this "Democrat Underground" she speaks of?

:shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

114. Tune in again tomorrow for...

'As the Aspen Turns'! The root of All Evil is entangled in the GOP...Pass it on!

[radfringe]

116. dog has fleas

repeat DOG HAS FLEAS

Coolwhip stage canceled. Proceed to Operation pants-on-fire

[MaineDem]

118. Ok. who leaked?

THis is double secret stuff!

Shhhhhh

[DistressedAmerican]

121. A "Project X' Training Video Captured From A Dangerous Leftist!

KER-SPLAT!

[lonestarnot]

123. Secret P Project Revealed... and I did!

[maddiejoan]

124. Brooklyn Base Reporting.

WE have tried all the rest and are now implementing the best. That is all.

[mikelewis]

125. Look for 2 good things next week...

As most of you know, Phase 2 of Projext X has been underweigh for a couple of weeks now. I have been informed to look for 2 very wonderful bits of news to break next week. 1 of them has nothing at all to do with the Project but one of our operatives came across the info and we are very heartened by the news. The second spot is a direct result of the hard work of our people. I would like to congradulate those in advance who helped move things along so quickly.

There will be an update sometime early next week and new directives will be forthcoming. As always, this is complete bullshit and ignore everything I have written.

[Chiyo-chichi]

127. Oh no!

I hope she does not decipher Al Franken's new book (by taking every seventh letter - or by playing the audio book backwards.) Man, that thing is the Voynich Manuscript of subversive Democrat (sic) projects.