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[Stephanie]

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[acmejack]

1. You were warned to stay away from the children!

[MADem]

2. Ok, I've had my shots, and you've had yours!!!

Let's see how long it takes the bird flu to drop these little suckers--then we'll send one of these infected turkeys to every Democrat on the Hill!!!

[soleft]

3. "If that guy would get his thumb out of my butt...

"I'd peck the eyes out of each and every one of these brats - starting the dipshit with the red tie"

[NV Whino]

4. A few turkeys and a bunch of kids.

[Sub Atomic]

5. My, this turkey is soft and supple

Kind of like you, Tony.

[yellowcanine]

6. "School kids with turkeys"

[YOY]

7. "heh heh heh wait til the kids catch the butcherin'! That's m' fav'rit!"

[Kierkegaard]

8. "Can I kill it? Huh, huh, can I?"

[patrice]

9. The Turkey says "Stay the course."

[Eagle_Eye]

10. How do you milk a turkey?

[pennylane100]

11. Yes it does look a lot like Laura.

Even sounds like her too.

[Lautremont]

12. "How refreshing it is to for once not be the one with the

biggest wattles in the room!" - Mr. A. Turkey

[Alamom]

13. "What is it ?"

In the background it looks like Cheney is growing claws.

[Stephanie]

14. Cheney: Just wait til Junior sticks the firecracker up its butt...

[sinkingfeeling]

15. "What the hell is Cheney doin' in the corner...here you hold this

turkey and I'll go ask Uncle Dick if I can do the stuffin'."

[Aviation Pro]

20. Cheney has that...

...pious vampire look on his evil, souless face. Satan is going to have good time effing this sockcucking mother effer in the ass when his ticker finally explodes.

[El Supremo]

16. I want to pardon DeLay and Rove not this turkey!

[Deja Q]

17. "Don't stroke it too firmly, it'll explode and you won't get to eat."

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. There, there, Rovey, these kids won't hurt you...

but if you're indicted, I'll turn you into Thanksgiving dinner!!!

[notadmblnd]

19. boy, I'll bet the feathers will really fly......

when I shove a couple of lit fircrackers up this gobblers butt!
Whew boy, that's what I call real fun!

[mondo joe]

21. "This year we're doing something new - I asked the turkey to pardon ME!"

[bigbrother05]

22. Can we write a Book

My Pet Turkey, I can read it when we have a National Crisis.

[never cry wolf]

23. One of these is the dumbest damn creature around

the other one is a bird.

[Fridays Child]

24. Aren't most of those kids are from the John Roberts White Kids Superstore?

They stock only the finest, photo-ready white children, you know.