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If there are absolutely no loopholes, no way to evade the draft, reinstating conscription would end the war and get rid of Bush at the same time in six months.
Here's a timeline:
Day zero: The draft begins. Ten thousand randomly-selected individuals are conscripted.
Day one: Six thousand of the ten thousand conscripts report for induction processing. Four thousand conscripts, all of whose parents donate heavily to the Republican Party, are reported as "failure to repair."
Day two: The head of the Selective Service System goes on television to announce that if the conscripts do not report for induction processing by noon tomorrow, their parents' bank and brokerage accounts will be locked up, their credit cards suspended and their car registrations terminated until such time as the conscripts report. Further, if the conscripts do not report within seven days, the suspended assets will be turned over to the United States government for use in financing the war.
Day three (at noon): The four thousand conscripts fail to report for processing and the government seizes their families' assets.
Day three (one hour later, after a whole lotta rich people had to pay for lunch with cash and/or Rolexes): Two thousand conscripts report for induction processing.
Day four: The other two thousand conscripts, all of whom fled to Canada or Europe, report for induction processing.
Day five: These four thousand conscripts are sent to reception stations on the other side of the United States to be processed into the Army. This exchange is heard repeatedly:
Conscript: "Do you know who I am?" Sergeant: "No, and I don't care. Welcome to the infantry."
Day 130: The ten thousand conscripts are sent to Iraq, where the insurgents immediately commence bringing it on.
Day 131: The president of the Palm Beach Republican Club receives his son back in a bag.
Day 132: The chairman of the Orange County Republican Party is handed a folded flag.
Day 133: Keith Olbermann invents a new way of reporting war casualties: number of dead, number of wounded, number of dead millionaires' children, number of wounded millionaires' children. All other media outlets copy it.
Day 134: The president of the South Side Republican Progress League attends his son's funeral. On the way home, he stops by the roofing aisle at a lumberyard and asks which tar will hold feathers best.
Day 136: The national president of Gold Star on Silver Spoon Mothers kicks off a protest in the Capitol rotunda. Armed with a list of votes on the Iraq War Resolution, these rich yet angry mothers, dressed in Tyvek bunny suits with their hair pulled back, promise to tar-and-feather one Republican Member of Congress every hour until Bush is removed from office for lying America into a war.
Day 136 (four tarred-and-feathered Repukes later): Articles of impeachment are dropped into the hopper. Speaker Hastert throws them away.
Day 136 (one tarred-and-feathered Speaker later): New articles of impeachment are dropped into the hopper. They fail on a largely party-line (with five Republicans voting with the Democrats) vote.
Day 136 (after the GSoSSM vow to tar and feather one Repuke every five minutes, if that's what it takes): New articles of impeachment for the entire Bush administration are dropped into the hopper. They pass with unanimous consent.
Day 137: After the GSoSSM promise to start tarring-and-feathering Senators until Bush is gone and the war is ended, the Senate takes up the articles of impeachment. Two hours later, the entire Bush administration is removed.
Day 137 (later that afternoon): The House Majority Leader calls the pig farm. He informs Bush that he's no longer president, that he'll be arrested or shot, or both, if he ever comes back to Washington, and that someone will collect up all his shit out of the White House and send it back to Crawford for him.
Day 137 (two minutes after Bush is removed by the Senate): Someone finds a Bible and swears John Kerry into the White House with it. The Bible in question was taken from the offices of a Fundamentalist Christian congressman. It was given to him the day he turned thirteen, it's the only Bible he's ever had, and it's never been opened.
Day 137 (while someone's on the phone to Bush): A war ending resolution is passed by both houses and signed by President Kerry.
Day 137 (right after Kerry signs the bill): The GSoSSM pack up and go home. They almost had to anyway: they had run out of tar.
Day 150: the last American soldier leaves Iraq.
Day 151: Iraq peacefully divides itself into a Shia nation, a Sunni nation and a Kurdish nation. The three nations agree to start a joint petroleum corporation and hire a French petroleum executive to run it.
Day 152: the process of debushification begins.
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