Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!

[Windy]

Book Description (from Amazon.com)
This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.


I don't know if this has been talked about yet, but its APPALLING!

[Rick Myers]

1. Today on Amazon I looked up O'Lielly's porn book...

and, people who bought THAT book also bought... HIS KID'S BOOK!!!

These people are freaks!!!

[brainshrub]

2. WTF? Hahahahaha!

:rofl:

Oh please provide a link! Pleeeeese!

[mhr]

3. Thom Hartmann Skewered The Author Several Weeks Ago

It was a funny interview because the Conservative author was outgunned and outclassed.

She did not know what hit her.

[brainshrub]

4. Do you remember the date?

I want to go to www.whiterosesociety.org and listen to it.

[Mythsaje]

7. Thom Hartmann is brilliant

and absolutely my favorite radio host...because he can pick apart just about any NeoCon argument without breaking a sweat.

[darkmaestro019]

9. Last Hours of Ancient Sunlight.

Tears. And it's not easy to move me to tears. Brilliant man. One of the names that floats through my mind when I think of people that make me glad to be on Earth.

[Mythsaje]

13. I haven't read any of his books...

unfortunately I don't make many of the book-buying decisions around here. :D

[Gold Metal Flake]

22. Try What would Jefferson Do.

He is brilliant, entertaining and a very effective communicator.

[Mythsaje]

24. Just by listening to him

I can tell. I like the vast majority of what he has to say.

[Mr_Spock]

17. I listened to that interview - it was very good. HE is very good...

I'd like to hear more of him - not many people on this planet can pull the wool over his eyes.

[Gold Metal Flake]

23. He does six hours of radio a day.

He does 3 hours in the morning on KPOJ:

http://www.620knews.com/listen/index.php

Right after he does 3 hours on a national syndicated show that is now distributed by Air America:

http://www.airamericaradio.com/thomhartmannpage

Fridays, on the AAR stream, at 12pm Eastern, 9 Pacific is Brunch with Bernie, one hour with Thom and Bernie Sanders. It's radio that no progressive should miss!

Also archived on http://www.whiterosesociety.org/

[Mr_Spock]

25. Like to see him have a regular nationwide timeslot...

He is that good...

[Gold Metal Flake]

26. Maybe when Franken starts his Senate run, they'll shuttle him over.

Same time, so all they would have to do is flip a switch on the audio feed and increase his ad prices. :-)

Yeah, he's the best Progressive voice out there, and I say that as a Randi fan.

[Der Blaue Engel]

5. That really is sick

What's the sequel? "Help! Mom! There's a brown person under my bed!"?

[darkmaestro019]

12. how about, Help, Mom

there's a brown gay atheist potsmoker under the cardboard box that's all we have left now that the Repubs have finally gotten their way?

[Joanne98]

6. We can write our own children's book.....

About how conservations lie, steal, rape, toture and murder all in the name of God. If someone publishes it I'll buy ten copies.

[marbuc]

11. "Help Mom There's a Fundie Under My Bed --

And He's Trying to Touch Me in My Bad Places!"

[Mythsaje]

14. Now that's just evil...

I like it.

[Dogmudgeon]

15. Bad Places

You mean like Selma and Yuba City?

--p!

[prescole]

8. Liberals under my bed, and Republicans...

IN THE CLOSET!!!

[sakabatou]

10. "...valuable lessons of conservatism..."

Such as lying, bigotry, name-calling, ultra-zeolot fundamentalism, intolerance of everything, and thinking that harkens back to the 13th century.

[flordehinojos]

16. when fidel castro gained power in 1959 ...he would have children ask JESUS

FOR AN ICE CREAM which was never produced. THEN the teachers would say, ASK FIDEL FOR AN ICE CREAM and the ice cream was produced.

WHOEVER WROTE THE BOOK, "HELP! MOM! THERE ARE LIBERALS UNDER MY BED!" IS USING THE SAME SORT OF PSYCHOLOGY USED BY FIDEL CASTRO MANY YEARS AGO...and it all stems from POPPY BUSH'S INAPPROPRIATE BUT POLITICALLY EXPEDIENT MANIPULATION OF THE WORD LIBERAL TO PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN CITIZENS CONSIDERING VOTING FOR MICHAEL DUKAKIS IN 1988, SINCE THEN THE BUSHIES HAVE PAIRED THE WORD LIBERAL WITH AWFUL THINGS TO THEIR GREAT POLITICAL ADVANTAGE.

IT WAS USED IN THEIR STATEMENT RELEASED TODAY ON THE CONTROVERSY OVER MURTHA'S BRING THE TROOPS HOME...BUT THANKFULLY AND HOPEFULLY, AMERICA AIN'T SCARED OF THE WORD LIBERAL ANYMORE. AMERICA IS BECOMING SCARED OF THE BUSHES.

AMERICA IS BEGINNING TO SEE A BUSHIE AND RUN...and hopefullY AMERICA WILL CONTINUE TO GROW IN THEIR NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM ANY OF THE BUSHES!

[No Exit]

18. Look out for CREEPING SOCIALISM...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[BlueIris]

19. Please tell me that is not a real book. Seriously.

Joke thread, right?

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

20. So buying that book

oh man that book sounds like a keeper!

[BlueIris]

21. Welcome to DU, parent-of-the-year.

Enjoy your stay.

[NMMNG]

27. It's been discussed before, but it never hurts to do it again

The whole premise is absurd--it reads like so much Ayn Rand for toddlers. :puke: Valuable lessons of conservativism? Like what--stick your nose in everybody elses business, religious freedom only for fundamentalist Christians, go Corporatism, f*ck the poor and infirm, etc.? Yeah, those sound like righteous values to instill in our young. :sarcasm:

[Solly Mack]

28. Better than a Republican in the child's bed - which is where

they are all too often found.