Billion $$$$ Cheney

[boobooday]

edit to fix link . . .

I wrote a song about Dick Cheney to the tune of an old Alice Cooper song (particularly satisfying, since he has gone over to the dark side). My husband and some friends helped me record the track. Wanna hear it? Here it goes:

http://www.boobooday.com/Billion.mp3



Billion dollar Cheney
Sneering little monster, he’s the source of evil
Just a corporate looter
He loves nothing more than money.

Billion dollar Cheney
Commits an act of treason just to get his war on
The power and the money really give our Dick a hard on

He goes scheming nightly in the White House
While George Dubya’s sleeping in his bed.
He likes secrets, don’t tell,
Cause if you speak truth he’ll tell you to go fuck yourself.

Yeah, billion dollar Cheney
Loves his no bid contracts
Hoping for some more now
Give him money, give him torture give him lots of war yeah.
Billion dollar Cheney
Vicious, mean and heartless, ruthless cunning bastard
Wants you good and scared so he can stab you in the back yeah.

He goes scheming nightly in the White House
While George Dubya’s sleeping with the lump
He likes secrets, don’t tell,
Cause if you speak truth he’ll tell you to go fuck yourself.

Million dollar Cheney,
Billion dollar Cheney,
Trillion dollar Cheney,
Zillion dollar Cheney.

[timber84]

1. Alice should love this considering he's a republican. n/t

[boobooday]

3. I'm really hoping so . . .

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Rick Myers]

2. BRILLIANT!!!

Perfect song for the Dickster! Send it to some radio stations!

[begin_within]

4. here's mine...

Ah, look at all the hopeless losers!
Ah, look at all the well-paid cronies!

Harriet Miers picks up the rice in the church
and eats it for lunch,
She likes the crunch.
Waits at the window, wearing a wig
That she keeps in a jar by the door,
Who was it for?

All the worthless has-beens, where do they all come from?
All the right-wing bozos, where do they all belong?

L. "Scooter" Libby, writing the words of a memo
That no one will need.
(No one can read.)
Look at him stumble, throwing his crutches at night
When there's nobody there, what does he care?

All the Bush ass-kissers, where do they all come from?
All the friends of Cheney, where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all those pudgy people!
Ah, look at all those ugly mug shots!

Poor Michael Brown, died in the church and was buried
A True Fashion God.
Heckuva job.
See Donald Rumsfeld wiping the dirt from his hands
As he walks to his grave
No one was saved.

All the Bush appointees, where do they all come from?
All the rich white felons, where do they all belong?

[Lubernaut]

5. Good job!

[lonestarnot]

6. Oh fucking kicked and nominated! Great song!

Now set it to music and send me a disk! Damn it!

[boobooday]

7. It's here . . .

Rock on!

http://www.boobooday.com/Billion.mp3

:headbang: :headbang:

[lonestarnot]

9. Right on brother! boobooday!

[Mythsaje]

8. Awesome!

Congratulations on a great song parody. This is one of the best I've heard yet.

[lonestarnot]

10. FUCKING Awesome!

[lonestarnot]

11. Then nominate!

[boobooday]

12. Thanks!

I appreciate it!

I sent it to Mike Malloy today. He's my personal favorite.

Right now he's talking about testicles and rusty pliers. haha