Check out the picture of Dick on the front page of www.abcnews.com

[jseankil]

Captions anyone?

http://abcnews.go.com/

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. Grrrr.....

I'm a tiger!!!

[sinkingfeeling]

2. "I drink the blood of the living!"

[rocktivity]

3. "Vice President Dick Cheney calls critics of pre-war

intelligence 'dishonest and reprehensible.'"

When you're prepared to call them LIARS--and to back it up--give me a call.

:boring:
rocknation

[Hoosier Democrat]

4. Quick!! Get this man some Exlax before he strokes out!!

[greekspeak]

"I haven't a scruple to my name"

[Double T]

5. "Maybe if I snarl and show my teeth the Democrats will get scared......

and stop calling georgie and me a bunch of damn liars."

[femrap]

6. As crooked as his bow tie.....nt

[renate]

7. OMG, that's hilarious

The media lapdog suddenly turns on its owner.

[auburngrad82]

8. I've never seen a photo of the Dick where he doesn' t look pissed off

Maybe because he's an asshole...

[peekaloo]

9. Wild Kingdom: Tracking the elusive, ferocious, two valved Trouser Trout.

[drb]

10. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! Hehehehehe!"

nt

[jseankil]

11. "I'm pushing as hard as I can but it won't come out!"

And that's because to much bullshit will leave you with no shit.

[stevedeshazer]

12. "I'm really screwed now!"

He looks like a cornered hyena.

[jaxx]

13. How can someone wear lipstick and snarl at the same time?

[mod mom]

14. "Come join me on the dark side"

[JaneQPublic]

15. "I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti." (nt)