Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn't Know Karate

[Nottingham]

WASHINGTON, DC—While he still plans to meet with Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing, President Bush was disappointed to learn that the dignitary does not know karate, White House adviser Karl Rove told reporters Tuesday. "I told George that karate is an ancient martial art of Japan, not China," Rove said. "I told him that in China, many practice kung fu—but I recommended that he stick to the more vital issue of relations with Taiwan and North Korea." In spite of Rove's suggestion, Bush plans to ask Zhaoxing to "do some of that Jackie Chan action."


Sorry it was just this hillarious paragraph

thats all to the article! But I had to put up what an IDIOT George is! BAAAWAAAHAAA!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Twillig]

1. c'mon It's from the onion

still funny tho. :-)

http://www.theonion.com/3940/

[Jacobin]

2. Will he ask if there are any asians in China?

what a complete fricking moron.

Next time the neo-cons appoint a sock puppet to do their bidding, I wish they would make sure the IQ is over 90.

This is just getting too embarrasing.

[Uzybone]

3. I honestly thought ....

it might be a real story. The guy is such a moran.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

5. Speaks volumes about Shrub

For a minute there, I thought it was the real thing. I'm sure most people would, too, if they didn't know that it came from The Onion.

[calimary]

6. Truly. He's so pathetic that this is actually believable.

I bet he REALLY DID think that, or something similar. That's the mentality we're dealing with, satire or not.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

7. Wonder if he figured out "Chicken of the Sea"

faster than Jessica Simpson did?

[Clovis Sangrail]

8. Hey!

The guy is such a moran.

Scott Moran is a friend of mine!
Don't be associating Scott with that idiot!
;)

[TahitiNut]

4. Not LBN - moving to GDF

[rocktivity]

9. But do they have any blacks in China?

And I'm sure the Chinese Foreign minister would be disappointed to learn that Bush is a cowboy who doesn't ride horses!


rocknation

[kskiska]

10. Well, I'll just bet

that Li Zhaoxing is really disappointed to find that "Texan" Preznit Junior (via Connecticut) can't ride a horse, and doesn't even own one on his "ranch."

[RamboLiberal]

11. Great satire - I always wished Putin had demo'ed judo

and thrown the Chimp on his empty head.

[JPace]

12. How could such a simpleton....

become president of the United States Of America?

Just shows how powerful money is and what it can
buy.....even a a pampered ignorant man can be
carefully placed in the highest office of the world.

Will we ever get campaign reform?

[Nottingham]

13. I hope the Chineese show him some Jackie Chan Action!

Hit him over his head! :bounce: