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The liner notes from Funkadelic:
For virtual decades of alembic time
parasecs, I have gazed upon the so-called
highest life form on thls planet with
unbridled disgust! For the very source of
life energles of Earth have become the
castrated target of anile bamboozlery
from homo sapiens' rabid attempts
to manipulate the omnipotent Forces
of Nature!
Their directionless efforts to achleve the
metaphysical state of godliness, aeons
premature to evolutionary destiny have,
indeed, become an invitation to species
extinction. No less alarming are the
individual actions of this reactionary and
wayward life form - exploiting each other
for unworthy and selfish aims. Specific
inspissated Ignoramuses of cankerous
audacity. . . engage professionally and/
or morally in the unique practice of
PIMPAFICATION. And in truth, this is a
most damnable lifestyle to witness with
mortal eyes!
TOTAL domination of capital, material and
creature comforts is ruthlessly sought
through the exploitation of many.
The squishy pubic valleys of female
denizens . . . become slitted receptors of
instantaneous carnal fulfillment - for a
price, controlled by a male legion of
parasltical, prevariated, GODLESS
PAGANS who exact their lifestyle to a
terrible cost to their hosts . . .
Gutless heathens with an unearthy lust
for capital gain, dare to pimp off various
nectars and spices of narcotic death upon
the virgin bodies of their youth, who face
inevitable enslavement to those TRIFFID
PUSHERS of escapist hell . . .
The napalm jelly and barbecue sandwich
of war has become the ghoul/soul food of
those who profit from the eternal conflicts
as suppliers of the grisly table utensils of
war machines, make the bloody feasts
more 'polite'. Their capitalistic1
egomaniac allies, the POLITICIANS,
provide an unlimited supply of gorespattered
dessert, as their anile, verbal
gli bberings of multi-faceted, repetitive
lies and oppressive ravings . . . confuse,
paralyze and suck out the minds of their
prey, the masses . . .
Other Immoralistic bumpkins seek out
those of the opposite sex for shallow and/
or selfish intentions. FINANCIAL
SECURITY or an eternal supply of TRIM
are sought under the veiled disguise of
'I-love-you-ism'. Such antics result in
hideous versionslreplays of 'playing on
the side', fist'n'cuffs, the 'empty house
trauma', monster alimony payments,
unwed motherism, suicides, homicides
and/or unloved offspring. For to pimp
off LOVE is, verily, tampering with the
all-encompassing destructive opposite,
HATE! And with hate comes DEATH . . .
The colourless monster of RACISM is
gleefully unchained by garrotted gibbons
and hirsute hooligans, whose abbreviated
mentalities cripple their own minds as the
racist spectators cripple their victims'
bodies. . .
Premature ecological doom through the
reactionary efforts of POLLUTING
ENTERPRISES of capitalistic pimplsm
foreshadow Earth's demise. These
cachetic mumruffians of madness
continue to hasten total biological
Armageddon for the 'benefit' of
consumerism. And WITHOUT SHAME -
declare their eventual victims as the
bangling argle-bargles responsible for
the ecological pimpster game that they
cheerfully continue . . .
BE IT KNOWN, THEREFORE, THAT I HAVE
FERULED to verbally ostracize these
ostrobogulous oafs of occluded obliquity.
The frenzied insipience of PlMPlFlCATlON
hath risen to the point of cosmlcide.
Enough of this madness! CEASE!
For I, to carnate my macrological rhetoric
upon thls wicked edifice of Babylon, truly
care that the undeserving species of Man
be snatched from self-destruction.
Therefore, BECOME AWARE OF
YOURSELVES! Become aware of your
actions ('the ass thou pimpest shall be
thine own')! CEASE ALL MANNERS OF
EXPLOlTlVE JIVATION!
Should there be some who would choose
to ignore this maladroited message of
doom, I further proclaim it to be the right
of the noble followers of FUNKADELIA to
counteract the inane, infantile antics of
those pimpatory, sapless stooges and
exploitive ecdysiasts of evil. FUNKADELIA
IS UPON THEE!
VERILY, those soulfulifically jaded
swashbucklers of agitpropitlc
burnbabydom - FUNKADELIC - have
descended from the Original Galaxy
Ghetto to cleanse thy wayward souls
THROUGH MUSIC worthy of the immortals
themselves!
LISTEN, and ye shall believe - when it
comes to pass . . . that what shall
penetrate thine ears shall truly be a gas!
But, FAIL those of FUNKADELIC, and thou
shall be cast away with the last vestiges
of mental salvation. For the TRUTH is the
WAY, and FUNKADELIC is, verily, TRUTH.
AWAKE NOT, and Earth remains as this
solar system's space strumpet . . . sour
milk from the breast of MOTHER NATURE!
AWAKE NOT, and FUNKADELIC, with its
soulful followers, upon a predestined
time, shall ascend to the heavens, and
the wayward masses left behind will be
further reduced by their own pimp games
into the lunatic fringe of extinction.
Unerringly, they will cease to exist, and
after this forsaken firmament is pumped
unto COSMIC SLOP . . . the rats and
roaches will once again become the
dominant Lords of Earth!
AS IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE!
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