Pickles......"See, I can coordinated my own clothing...I'm a good dresser"

[IChing]

[havocmom]

1. Either spilled a drink on the gray coat

or pissed the blue pants.

[IChing]

4. I go with spilled his drink or pissed on his pants

:rofl: :rofl:

[MarianJack]

2. Remember When reagan Dressed Himself?

Nancy was away, reagan dressed himself. The results? OUCH!

[kskiska]

16. The brown plaid suit

got a lot of media attention.

[MadHound]

3. Hey dumbass,

Button the bottom button, and tie your tie in such a manner that it doesn't hang down over your belt. You look like some hick who has never before worn a . . . wait, yeah, he is.:eyes:

[Canuckistanian]

6. I hear the Ralph Kramden look is coming back

Jackie Gleason was a Fashion God.

[IChing]

7. And I love the blue and brown combo

[mondo joe]

8. Actually, the bottom button isn't supposed to be buttoned.

But I suspect * just lucked into that.

[havocmom]

9. That's not a tie

it's an advertising device pointing to his package. The darn socks just don't photograph well in a suit like they do when he has his ol harness on.

[IChing]

20. Is this the same tie and coat in his drunk walk with pickles? see photo

[havocmom]

23. While I was playing that video montage on Crooks&Liars,

Havocdad came in to ask if I had the speakers on our new computer configured with the "Bumbling Drunk President" settings.

[ThatsMyBarack]

5. I think he must have....

....slept in this suit. Maybe he can't put on jammies by himself....

[Straight Shooter]

10. No matter what he wears, clothes just don't look right on him.

OTOH, the alternative is too disgusting to even contemplate.

[Richard Steele]

11. "Men's Wearhouse" offering another "3 suits for $200" special, eh?

It always amazes me when I see claims that Shrub
wears handmade suits that cost 2 grand.
He wears the worst-fitting, poorly-constructed stuff...
if he paid more than 75 bucks for that jacket,
his tailor should be arrested for FRAUD.

And a different point:
look at that shoulder pad- that's gotta be two inches thick!
Fake shoulders for a fake President!

[xchrom]

12. and that outfit is WHY he hates the french.

[LoKnLoD]

13. getting dressed

is hard work

[DemonFighterLives]

14. hey he got drunk watching the football game

That's why he has on his shoulder pads and uh, I can't explain the miscolored uniforms, unless he was mixing it up with jeffy.

That is the picture of a drunk!
:beer:

[mondo joe]

15. "And I did it without my Garanimals tags!"

[Hyernel]

17. He forgot his guilded codpiece of Freedom™

That walking pharmaceutical sponge is so full of military-grade Zanex, he can't possibly know where he is.

His hands look clean, but I can see plenty of blood there.

[yella_dawg]

18. Shiny suits

Should be fuschia satin. That's just a flip-flop of a fashion statement.

Just my personal opinion.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Looks like it was re-made from the famous blue dress. (stain on lapel?)

[Terran]

21. What the hell?

Every detail of his life is scripted, but his handlers can't get him dressed right? Amazing.

[havocmom]

25. Hey, the coat isn't on backwards or upside down!

Give credit where it's due ;)

[Terran]

27. Yeah...

I shouldn't be so hard on him. :crazy:

[freestyle]

22. Blazer and grays is fine, but that's a suit jacket.

I could do better in the dark. The buttons feel different. Maybe someone challenged him and he crapped himself.

[havocmom]

24. and those are suit pants

not the weave to wear with a blazer, even if he could find one.

[IChing]

29. the weave and textures are awful

let alone the colors

[Arkana]

26. Probably got a nosebleed on the gray coat

after snorting a line of primo nose candy.

[IChing]

28. "Mr. President, Mr. President How many vodkas did you drink tonight?

[hopein08]

30. "Lawwwra...does this make me look fat?"

"Not at all, my little Chimpster. Now do the drapes or the sheets make me look slimmer?"

"Gee, Pickles, it's HARD WORK just to get myself into my preznit in chief costume. 'Sides, I have to opine that you look real durn purrrrty in anything you wear."