The FReeper Car Note! Here's your chance to own it, and support DU too!

[goodboy]

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Here's your chance to own a genuine piece of illiterate right-wing hate speech! This note was left on my car some months ago due to some anti-bush* bumperstickers I was displaying.

In the subject line of your post, type the $ amount of your bid. Whomever has the highest bid when the thread is locked, wins the note. Bidding starts at 1100PM EST 11.13.05 and will close at 1200AM EST 1200AM 11.14.05 The winner will receive the note (un-edited of course) angrily scrawled in dark purple pen on pastel purple paper, and the story behind the note in a lovely frame, suitable for displaying anywhere in your parent's basement ;)

50% of the winning bid will be donated to DU in your name or the person of your choosing.

If you have any questions, please send me a PM.

[LunaSea]

1. one half bag of Cheetos.

recently opened.

[goodboy]

2. how recently? (nt)

[LaPera]

3. How does one know it's from an authentic right-wing loony? Maybe Harold

is a liberal, playing a joke and just out having a good time...or maybe Harold is really crazy, and might come back and get whoever bids...

[goodboy]

4. Harold is barely literate, much less able to log onto the internets (nt)

[Bjornsdotter]

5. Well

...at least Harold signed his name.




I think it's this guy...Harold and the Big Purple Crayon.

Cheers!

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. So what is the . . . um . . . pussy crap on your tailgate

that set Harold (and family) off?

[goodboy]

8. specifically: bumperstickers stating:

Bush will never be my President

War Creates More Terrorists

Pro-America
Anti-Bush

and the proverbial :

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[goodboy]

7. thanks for the nominations! (nt)

[Andrushka]

9. "Harold"?

I dunno, but this could be worth more than you think...

[goodboy]

10. LMAO! Thescrawling is similar! Bush had to pee, and "harold" was pissed?

[MADem]

21. Well, he likes to write about private bodily functions, apparently

[goodboy]

36. I think I may need a bathroom break...(nt)

[Freedomfried]

11. Toilet paper would be cheaper and work better.

e0m

[NanceGreggs]

12. This Harold guy ...

... is a total DISCRACE -- not to mention being a MORAN!

Are there any Freepers who can actually spell?
Just wonderin' ...

[MnFats]

15. nice round of wisecracks a while back about adding 'spellcheck'...

...to the Free Republic website.....and causing a meltdown.

[NanceGreggs]

18. OMG, you're right!

Besides, if Freepers actually saw something written in perfectly spelled, flawlessly punctuated English, they would probably think it was some kind of foreign language.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. What a great idea

LOL I remember when you posted this.

[goodboy]

35. thanks...I'm glad it can be used to support a good, libiral cawse (nt)

[99Pancakes]

14. Hmmmmmmmm........

What kind of Repug is this Harold? Doesn't he know what Shrubby's favorite color crayon is? Sheesh!

[99Pancakes]

16. Okay, my bid is a box of crayons

You can send them to Harold, Friends and Family--they need something to write future notes with.

[alittlelark]

17. I like the idea!! I'll bid $15.00

[goodboy]

31. $15.00 is the high bid! Let's keep it going! (nt)

[alittlelark]

39. I'll up my bid to $20

I wanna see the thing in my hand!

[noahmijo]

19. Sad thing is France and Canada have done more to fight terrorists

than any Republican-more specifically than any freeper in history.

[YOY]

20. You know when the Dems take the Presidency in 08

I'll be real happy to tell these glorious more-American-than-thou cretins to leave the country and go to some other country where the 'pub actions here would be acceptable...Oh wait there is no such country.

[upi402]

25. Agreed

America is now both the laughing stock and most pittied indutrialized country in the world. Thanks for that *

[ProfessorGAC]

30. Yes There Is Such A Country. More Than One In Fact

North Korea, Iran, Liberia, Saudi Arabia, Iraq (under Saddam) all come immediately to mind.
The Professor

[Ignacio Upton]

32. Saudi Arabia?

:shrug:
When we win in 2008, I'll find the first rabid Freeper I can and put a note on his/her car saying:

Four years ago you told us liberals to "get over it" and support the President. Well, now we are back in control and you guys are now out of power for the first time in 8 years. Are you going to help us in America's hour of need and support President ________, or are you going to backtrack on your support for America? You know, there are several countries where your ideology is the dominant force. Try Saudi Arabia?
Signed,
Hugh Moran

[goodboy]

37. p.s.

Go home and brush your tooth...


and then go fuck yourself.

[freethought]

22. Leave America for the "Real Americans". HMMMMM!

Let the native Americans have the country back after European colonists took their land, exposed them to imported diseases and in later years basicly conducted a campaign of genocide and isolation on reservations.

OK! I'm game. I think I'll head back to Lithuania where my family roots trace. France isn't my style.

[niyad]

23. transylvania for me--cousin vlad will be happy to see me after all these

centuries (ooops, I mean YEARS)

[upi402]

24. I bid one steaming pile of * and a puddle of Jebby

uhmkaiy?

[goodboy]

38. SOLD! (just kidding)

[thespiritualzebra]

26. Hmm masterfully repackaged

Reminds me of the golden days of '04 when the guy stealing the Kerry/Edwards signs in the dark KO-ed himself on a low-hanging chain.

That's very considerate to redact his surname. But I can reveal his surname *is* Moran.

He's part of the Moran clan which includes Hugh and Kelly-Anne Moran and their kids; Britney, Courtney and Hugh Jr.

Harold is a retired navel officer*.


*someone who shuts down body-piercing salons

[newyawker99]

29. Hi thespiritualzebra!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Kurovski]

27. Kick. (nt)

[geekgrrl]

28. Hey- I have one like that too.

from a couple years ago- I got out of work, went to my car and found a note that said

"you and your pussy friends are a friend to terrorists"

the grammar in and of itself is hilarious.

I had a bunch of bumber stickers on my volvo at the time-- "terrorism is a symptom, not a disease"- "war is not the answer" and "bush lies: who dies?"

I still have the note- shall I auction it off?

[goodboy]

33. BIDDING EXTENDED UNTIL 1159PM 11/14/05!!! KICK IT DU!!!!

[goodboy]

34. .

[Lifelong Protester]

40. LMAO here...

as at first I thought it was a screed against your carelessly ignoring the feline feces on your bumper.... had to read it twice!! :freak:

[Lifelong Protester]

41. Oh, and including the kids in "and family" is a nice touch