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murray hill farm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:36 PM
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BIRD FLU
The CDC has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately. 1) High fever 2) Congestion 3) Nausea 4) fatigue 5)achiness in the joints 6) An irristable urge to have sex in the park.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:37 PM
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1. I don't have the first five, but golly, that sixth one is tempting!
SQUAWK!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:37 PM
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2. OMG...
I don't suffer from symptoms 1, 2, or 3.

I already have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

I have achiness in my joints (and I can even sprain my own ankle when skipping)

And I'll get it whenever I can, which seems to be virtually never... :cry:
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insane_cratic_gal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:39 PM
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3. that's just wrong!
pigwigs need love too you know!
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:39 PM
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4. I have an irresistible desire to sit on telephone wires ...
... should I take two aspirin and call the Audubon Society in the morning?
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illflem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:39 PM
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5. You missed the seventh symptom
An irresistible urge to shit on someones windshield
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Grillydad Donating Member (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:50 PM
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6. or a statue of * n/t
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:59 PM
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7. I've been pooping on windsheilds
I guess I'm sick
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