What the hell is Bush wearing today?

[Zen Democrat]

This in on the Newsweek website. The caption says he's leaving the White House for a bike ride in Maryland. But what kind of get-up is this, for God's sake???

[aquart]

1. Not a flattering one.

Looks like he's wearing tights? Ski pants?

[femrap]

2. I saw our County Dem Chair at a meeting this morning and he had

on a similar looking silly outfit...but his shirt was bright yellow...he looked like a bumble bee.

[neebob]

31. Coincidentally, last night I dreamt that all these huge fuzzy bumblebees

were lying around in the grass, because it was this particular time of day that they all just drop from the air and sleep, and I was trying not to step on them because then they'd wake up and sting me.

[kanrok]

3. Looks more like he's taking ballet lessons

[BuyingThyme]

4. Jeff Gannon's in town.

I know, bad joke.

[Dinger]

27. I Busted Out Laughing When I Saw Your Title

Why is it a bad joke? I plead ignorance.

[SammyBlue]

5. Wow. . .he looks like a dickhead

Spandex no less.

Enter your gay or retard joke of choice here

[smirkymonkey]

41. That's because....

He IS a dickhead.

And he looks like a gay retard in that getup!

[BentleyJD]

6. hells bells..

there goes the pizza I was about to order.
If I already didn't have bad eyes these photos would burn my retinas
Gee wheeze, jimmniny christmas, please put a warning disclaimer on any more photos of this putz. PLEASE
take care
tony and dietrich

[willing dwarf]

7. I believe he's wearing depends under his biker hose.

[Zen Democrat]

12. Yeah, the Extra Plus Depends.

Better known as "Oops, I Crapped My Pants".

[Lautremont]

8. The idjit forgot his cravat.

Everybody knows that with an outfit like that you need a cravat.

[BentleyJD]

9. also would help..

if you weren't someone who looked like he's just been embalmed.
take care
tony and dietrich

[Eurobabe]

10. He wants to be just like LANCE

doofus!!

[fooj]

24. BWAHAHAHAHA! A Lance wannabe!

No kidding!

peace.

[Zen Democrat]

11. What's with that scarf? The new Gene Autry look?

[PassingFair]

32. I think the "scarf"

is a shadow from the awning.

[GR]

13. Looks Like A Kevlar Flak Jacket To Me...

There afraid somebody will shoot him...

[WLKjr]

14. His shoe is untied too

[Ready4Change]

29. Maybe Laura was too busy to tie it this morning?

;)

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. Looks like he's wearing extra Kevlar

Plus for someone who bikes so much, he sure has skinny calves.

[DrDebug]

21. Maybe he uses a bicycle assist engine

It's recommended for the elderly...

[SomewhereOutThere424]

16. Fitting

He goes out for some exercise wearing a logan's run styled outfit. Maybe his crystal is going off and he doesn't want anybody to know?

[Zen Democrat]

17. Completely refutes Intelligent Design.

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Why do you think Homer called him

Commander Cuckoo Banana BUNNYPANTS? Hmm?
:D

[mattclearing]

19. He looks like my grandmother. Sorry Grandma. n/t

[BentleyJD]

22. hope granny still remembers you

At the holidays. (gr)
take care tony and dietrich

[oldtime dfl_er]

20. Got dressed drunk again

No sober 59 yr old would wear this getup.

[nadinbrzezinski]

23. Running suit

[snippy]

25. Reminds me of this photo.

[City Lights]

26. Judging the size of his ass, Depends fer sure.

What a wanker.

[neebob]

35. I thought maybe butt pads

until I copied the photo and lightened it up enough to see every bulge and wrinkle (ugh!). It's just his funky butt.

[Neil Lisst]

28. I didn't know DEPENDS made body armor.

he's wearing it

[flordehinojos]

30. he looks like a barrell standing on toothpicks!

:yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks: :spray:

[SpiralHawk]

33. He looks very French

Sacre Blueu !

[CTyankee]

34. Stephanie Miller always comments on *'s "gay" apparel

She'll have a field day with this on her show MOnday!

[longship]

36. Pink lace panties under his bike riding pants.

:evilgrin:

[longship]

37. Bicycle pants have a seamless crotch and butt.

They often have a thin padded material sewn into the crotch area which extends into the buttocks area. Bicycle saddles are hard and very uncomfortable when you have a seam in the crotch. That's what it looks like he's wearing. His shoes look like bicycle shoes, too.

But what's with the scarf around his neck?

[Kadie]

38. Here are some more photos from Yahoo!

U.S. President George W. Bush waves to reporters as he leaves the White House in Washington for a bike riding November 12, 2005. (Yuri Gripas/Reuters)

[LunaC]

39. He still needs a pink tutu and red clown nose

for the outfit to be complete.

[MrBenchley]

40. He looks like something Palmer Cox dreamed up....

[terrya]

42. God, he's got a big fat ass.

WTF. That ass of his should have its own zip code.

[LostinVA]

44. Padding from bike tights

[LostinVA]

43. I went bike riding about 100 south of the doofus this morning

in a foothills area, and wore bike shorts and a long sleeve shirt. What kind of sissy doofus is this guy, anyway? And this was at 630 am...

[the_spectator]

45. ...maybe they're his "second-term lame-duck don't give a fuck" pants -

At least he knows to save that kind of image-destroying legwear for his second term. Unlike someone we all know and love who wore his wacky pants ... during the campaign!

[globalvillage]

46. LOL. Guess he could have gone windsurfing in a suit.

Let's compare
Big-ass bush* vs ...



Damn, Senator.
That's just hot.

[Cleita]

47. Looks like a flying trapeze outfit to me.

LOL. That is really strange looking.

[DearAbby]

48. If he had a grey ski cap, he would look like a dick

:evilgrin: