So, List The Differences Between Pat Robertson & Osama Bin Laden

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GO!

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1. Pat Robertson is Jesus' personal envoy. n/t

[Christa]

2. Osama is 6ft 8 and Pat is 5ft 6

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[johnnypneumatic]

3. Osama keeps his eyes open when he prays

Pat makes the same eyes-closed face when he prays and when he masturbates

[seemunkee]

4. Ehhhh

I don't want to know how you know that

[Catrina]

13. Me neither ~ *rotfl*

:rofl:

[Christa]

8. Pat's prayerbook

:rofl:

[devilgrrl]

5. Osama has a beard

:shrug:

[Richard Steele]

11. Damn, I owe you a coke.

Technically though, I suspect that Mrs. Robertson might qualify.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

28. Osama's brother mysteriously crashed his plane on take-off in

(where else) Texas.

[Richard Steele]

6. Osama is literate and has a beard.

Osama lives in a cave, not a gated MANSION.

Osama doesn't take money donated for medical supplies
and use it for his gold-mining operation.

Osama is HONEST about his goals and aspirations.

Osama takes credit for the blood on his hands.

[Jamastiene]

30. Damn, you're good.

Remind me to come to you for advice when I need to make some damn fine points. :hi:

[Richard Steele]

33. Lol, I do have my moments!

Usually, they fall somewhere between my fifth and tenth drink...
which is a sadly NARROW window these days.

But feel free to ask anytime.

[BuyingThyme]

7. Donations to Bin Laden are not tax deductible.

[mark11727]

12. Deductible, hell...ya could end up in GITMO fer that.

[still_one]

9. They are on different medications

and neither medication works

[Perky]

10. Pat does not want to kill Americans indisciminately.

Cmon please. I mean I have advocated grabbing pitchforks and torches and heading to Virgina Beach myself after the Dover, PA comment was posted.

But they are not in the same league.


Although Pat advocates Assasination and Bin Laden does not.

[BulletproofLandshark]

14. Correct

There is nothing indiscriminate about the type of Americans he'd like to see struck down.

[Perky]

17. Not Correct

the is more than a smidge of difference between the kind of detruction OBL has leveled and the work that Pat wants God to do for hi. SOmehow I don't think God is listening

[Catrina]

16. True, Pat wants God to do his killing for him!

Osama wants his followers to do his!

Either way, you're dead if you piss one of them off!

[Selatius]

24. What does Pat think about Arabs and Muslims?

Was it he or Falwell who said that we should blow them up in the name of God?

[Canuckistanian]

15. Ummm, let's see....

Let's see,crazed religio-fanatic? No, Osama is one too.

Fanatically anti-abortion? No, Osama is too.

No divide between religion and politics? Nope, the same.

Puritanical and chauvinistic? Identical.

Tied to wealthy business interests? Same again.

Leader of almost cult like organization? Peas in a pod.

Hates progressive ideas? Hmm, ditto for Osama.

Fantastically rich? Oh, yeah.

Sees everything through the lens of an ancient sacred text? Same.

Willing to use violence to oppose ideological enemies? Hmm, both again

Regularly invokes God to strike down enemies? Yep.

That's it. I give up.

[Richard Steele]

38. And you ever notice that you NEVER see them together? Hmmmm.....

[AntiCoup2K4]

18. Osama's #1 follower (Zawahiri) is a terorrist doctor who kills people

Pat's followers are sometimes terrorists who kill doctors.

[BuyingThyme]

19. Osama is against aborting Chinese fetuses.

[stepnw1f]

20. religion

That's it!

[ProSense]

21. About 7000 miles. n/t

[Johonny]

22. well

one has a hat and the other no hat

[colonel odis]

23. osama has the good taste to stay out of the public eye,

while pat continues to annoy us with his rantings.

[Jamastiene]

35. Yep, I'd have to agree with ya that that is the biggest

difference between the two.

[El Supremo]

25. Pat's TV show is on regularly.

[matcom]

27. so is Osama's

just not on FOX

[DrDebug]

26. Osama has a beard n/t

[NoPasaran]

29. Osama's been in a war

Pat---another proud chickenhawk.

[Canuckistanian]

31. Oh, and another similarity

They've both been hired and paid by the US government.

[lildreamer316]

37. Ouch!

Good One!!

[Cleita]

32. Maybe listing the similarities may be easier.

Both claim to be servants of God.
Both declare God's wrath and retaliation on anyone who disagrees with them.
Both think they are absolutely right and everyone else is wrong.

There's three from me.

[Sabriel]

34. Pat is from the US, Bin Laden only worked for the US

Oh, yeah, and Bin Laden has never called for Chavez's assassination.

[Laelth]

36. Easy.

Osama Bin-Laden is a quiet, humble, and devout Muslim who is widely respected throughout the Islamic world. Pat Robertson is a vicious, loud-mouthed, lying hypocrite whom most Christians abhor.

-Laelth