Pat Robertson makes me want to spit nails

[TallahasseeGrannie]

I just heard him speak, looking out at the screen and telling the people of Dover not to turn to God for help.

This is a pastor. A preacher. A man of God. A man of comfort.

He is an evil charlatan. Let's close him up in a room with Chavez.

[Loonman]

1. Is he one of the 'false prophets' the Bible speaks of?

:think:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Remember, please, that this person

must face God on the Day of Judgement. To my mind, that would be worse than closing him up in a room with anyone.

[darkmaestro019]

3. "He is an evil charlatan. Let's close him up in a room with Chavez."

:popcorn: Shortest. Fight. Ever. Ten bucks in Monopoly money says Pat doesn't last thirty seconds.

[shaniqua6392]

4. He gives Christianity a bad name.

He is a fake pastor. He is a fake preacher. He is not a man of God. He is not a Christian. I think he many have dementia, too!! I put him in the same category as the entire Bush administration. They have pulled the wool over the eyes of many people by hijacking my savior Jesus Christ to commit evil upon His children. What better way for Satan to gain power over the world.

[MasonJar]

5. When you spit your nails, please aim them directly at Pat.

[Orrex]

6. Honestly, that's the best advice that he's ever given

I just heard him speak, looking out at the screen and telling the people of Dover not to turn to God for help.

In other words, take care of yourselves, and act as if God isn't going to zoom in and pull you out of the fire. If only more of the loud-mouthed fundamentalists would embrace that philosophy, rather than running around yelling that the sky is falling.

Bravo, Mr. Robertson!

After all this time, maybe you're not the totally fucked-in-the head asshole I've always thought you to be. :sarcasm:

[pitohui]

7. god won't help anyway

louisiana voted like he wanted on the anti-gay marriage crap & look how god helped us out

god can go bleep, and it goes double for robertson

they are two tits on a boar, utterly useless

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. I'm not ready to tell god to go bleep

but maybe the "god" Robertson worships should; because he doesn't exist.

You have to wonder whether the man is perhaps insane.

[DemGirl7]

9. The closest way he comes to god is at the bottom of a whiskey bottle

which I read somewhere is his drink of choice...I don't believe the born again crap, I believe he is just as big boozer as he ever was. I mean how do you explain the shit that comes out of that little vile man's mouth? You have to be drunk to say that stuff, plus it would help to explain the consistent giggling he does.