Anyone hear Bruce Willis make a fool of himself on Rita "-roida" Cosby?

[goodboy]

Rita asked him why he offered 1 million dollars for capturing Saddam Hussein??

He said he did it because, "I wanted the Iraqi's to live in a world where they could move from their home to the market without fear of being killed."


UH....BRUCE?!?!?!?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT UNTIL WE INVADED AND OCCUPIED THEIR COUNTRY AND KILL TENS OF THOUSANDS OF THEM WITH OUR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!! THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT UNTIL WE DESTROYED THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE WITH OUR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT UNTIL WE OPENED UP RAPE ROOMS AND TORTURE CHAMBERS---THE VERY SAME THING YOU REPUKE fucks ACCUSED SADDAM'S REGIME OF DOING!!!

THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT AL-QAEDA, IED'S, CAR-BOMBS, SUICIDE BOMBERS, OUR BOMBS, BULLETS, ROCKETS, MISSILES, MINES, NAPALM, WHITE PHOSPHOROUS, AND:

DEPLETED URANIUM, WHICH WILL CONTINUE KILLING THESE POOR PEOPLE LONG AFTER WE'VE STOLEN ALL THEIR OIL!

WE'VE CONTAMINATED IRAQ WITH 250,000 NAGASAKI BOMBS WORTH OF DEPLETED URANIUM THE 2 TIMES WE ATTACKED WHICH HAS INCREASED CASES OF CHILD LEUKEMIA IN IRAQ TEN FOLD!!!
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/1112-01.htm

SURE SADDAM WAS A LYING, MURDERING, SONOFABITCH...BUT SO IS YOUR BELOVED SHRUBBY! HE IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR! HE LIED TO START THIS WAR, AND HAS BEEN LYING DAILY EVER SINCE. NO GOVERNOR HAS PRESIDED OVER MORE EXECUTIONS THAN GEORGE W. BUSH.

SURE SADDAM RULED WITH AN IRON FIST...BUT THAT'S WHAT PREVENTED CIVIL WAR ALL THOSE YEARS...A CIVIL WAR WE'RE FUCKING FACILITATING!!! THAT'S WHAT KEPT OUT AL-QAEDA, AND WE CREATED A CALIFORNIA-SIZED TRAINING CAMP, PROPAGANDA CENTER, AND WEAPONS DEPOSITORY.

AT LEAST IN A DICTATORSHIP, YOU KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS. CHIMPY HIMSELF SAID HE WISHED HE WERE A DICTATOR, BUT THERE'D BE NO LINE BECAUSE HE FUCKING SNORTED IT!!!!! HE WAS CLOSE, HE'S CERTAINLY A DICK.

MORE IRAQI'S WILL DIE BECAUSE OF BUSH'S LIES AND INCOMPETENCE THAN 10 SADDAM'S WOULD'VE EVER KILLED.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR MILLION DOLLARS, DOUBLE IT, GIVE HALF TO THE IRAQI PEOPLE FOR YOUR OUTRAGEOUS STUPIDITY, AND STICK THE OTHER HALF RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!

GFY---

goodboy


p.s. you're a fucktard.

[skids]

1. Scientologist. Whaddaya expect?

Too bad he's in so many of the better scifi/action movies.

[AlCzervik]

4. Bruce Willis is a Scientologist?

[skids]

14. Hrm... guess I was wrong there... he only marries them.

Though I could've sworn I heard that he was. Wiki says he's Lutheran though.

[Orangepeel]

20. Demi Moore isn't a scientologist

she's into Kaballah -- the other celebrity religion du jour. Not that I should care, but was he married to someone else that's a scientologist?

[skids]

22. Well, she's in the "former scientologists" wiki category. n/t

[Orangepeel]

25. okay, thanks

*hangs head in shame that I care*

[shenmue]

18. Hmmm

Thought he was Catholic but what do I know.

Every time I see him in something, I have to kick myself not to 'pause' at the thought of his politics. From 'suspend your disbelief,' to 'temporarily not think about my intense dislike of Republicans,' I guess.

[goodboy]

28. You're thinking of Mel Gibson, aren't you? (nt)

[shenmue]

30. Guess so

;(

[goodboy]

35. I don't know...I sometimes mix the two up, so I could be wrong. I was

wrong once before you know ;)

[brainshrub]

2. Is your Caps Lock key stuck?

[goodboy]

6. I don't want to have to retype all that...how can I fix it all at once?

[Dude_CalmDown]

24. Copy & Paste onto Word.

Then select all and click on "Format" then "Change Case" and then click on "Sentence Case."

[goodboy]

26. COOL!

I'm not fixing it though!

:P

[Dude_CalmDown]

3. Pretty good rant but I'd have to deduct some points for failing to...

...even once use the word Fucktard. Sorry but that's just common knowledge and I know you know that.

[niallmac]

9. DU is so strict!

Caps key on didn't use 'fucktard' once. :rofl:

And I didn't know either that Bruce was a Scientologist. Something about Scientology that creates financially successful Hollywood butch actors that I really don't care for.

[Dude_CalmDown]

13. A rule is a rule.

Sorry for being so strict but how can one possibly expect to adequately describe this asshat without the use of Fucktard?

[goodboy]

40. unless you're a repuke...then it's a 'suggestion'

rules only apply to non-theocratic fascists.

[goodboy]

12. fixed dude. (nt)

[Dude_CalmDown]

16. I've just changed your grade to an A.

Very good work.

[arewenotdemo]

17. What's the standard deduction for "fucktard" omission,

Dude_CalmDown?

Inquiring minds, and all....

[Dude_CalmDown]

23. 20 points or 2 letter grades.

It's a steep penalty I know but leaving out such a vital word is the same as changing a tire and forgetting the lug nuts - it'll be fine until you make a turn.

[arewenotdemo]

29. You're a reasonable man, Dude_CalmDown.

[goodboy]

27. I fixed it!!! (nt)

[sasquatch]

5. Has her testicles decended yet?

My God, are they so desperate for whores in the media that hire transvestites now?

[GrpCaptMandrake]

7. Hey, take it easy!

It's not just EVERY new outlet that's willing to hire Bullwinkle's sister.

[goodboy]

37. or the official spokesperson for Anadrol™ and Nair™ (nt)

[goodboy]

8. naw, it's because Hurricane Wilma destroyed the Mexican Pharmacy where she

gets these:

<>

[shenmue]

10. So did he give the money to the Kurdish soldiers who captured Hussein?

The Kurdish soldiers who already lived in Iraq, thereby obviating the need for us to go over there? Heck, any average person in Iraq might appreciate a million dollars. (Or unemployed person here, for that matter.)

I think I see the flaw in his logic.

:sarcasm:

[goodboy]

11. he didn't mention the 60-80% unemployment,...or the lack of potable water

electricity, security, freedom, etc

[Crunchy Frog]

15. I'm glad that Demi Moore dumped him for a newer model.

I always felt that she could do much better.

[goodboy]

33. maturity wise, and intellectually...hey Bruce? You got PUNKED! (nt)

[Ms. Clio]

19. Yes, that's stunningly fucktarded

But I've always known he was a total ass, all the way back to Moonlighting.

[goodboy]

31. lol...moonlighting....haven't thought of that show in a long time! (nt)

[Ms. Clio]

32. Guess I've really dated myself with that obscure reference! n/t

[goodboy]

34. It's in syndication, so you could be 23 for all I know ;)

[shenmue]

38. You're not the only one

;-)

[DefenseLawyer]

21. Zed's dead, baby.

Zed's dead.

[Southsideirish]

36. Is he a high school graduate? I don't think so.

[shenmue]

39. Actually he is

Went to school in NJ. Took some college but don't know if he finished.

[fooj]

41. Rat Bastard! I heard him.

Added him to my treasonous traitor list!

How about Miss Rita getting that "free Christmas sex" for 200 soldiers? OMG!

peace.

[shenmue]

42. What?!

Oh, let me get the bucket...

:puke:

...Where's Maddie when you need her.

x(

:evilfrown:

:mad:

:hangover:

[goodboy]

45. lol...(nt)

[goodboy]

43. Free Sex for the troops? Hasn't the GOP screwed them enough already?

What about those Repuke Christian Family Values?

[fooj]

44. My thoughts, exactly! I couldn't believe my ears!

Peace.