The "Tell Agent Mike Your Thoughts" so it can be used against you thread:

[elehhhhna]

Magnets.

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. I like Disco!

[Ikonoklast]

2. I own several unlicensed

thermonukular power pants.

[Ladyhawk]

29. I take the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" labels off mattresses. n/t

[babylonsister]

3. I'm a registered

Independent! :hi:

[Maestro]

4. I hates Amerka because I is a member of the

ACLU. I even has a card.

[StaggerLee]

5. There ain't no party

like a Detroit party
'cause a Detroit party
don't stop









eom

[wellstone dem]

6. I search for dupe delete messages.

dupe delete

[elehhhhna]

22. duped by my deletion! lol

[Bike Punk]

7. my member may be small...

but at least it's thin.

[Straight Shooter]

8. Mike. Mikey.

Mikey, Mikey, bo-bikey
Banana-fanna fo-fikey
Fee-fi Mo-Mikey
Mikey.

[alfredo]

9. I tore the tag off my mattress.

[tsuki]

16. OOOO EEEE, en your gonna go strait to jail on that one. eom

[alfredo]

17. I are a revolutionary.

[brainshrub]

10. I like to read books.

Sometimes I wonder if it's possible to live under an economic system that doesn't exploit people.

[BuelahWitch]

11. I need a fix...bad

I'm all out of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups! :cry:

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. I regularly strike matches without closing the cover first

And I like Barry Manilow.

*knock* *knock* *knock*

Damn, that was fast!

[Hubert Flottz]

13. I just took a good steaming, healthy, Dumbya.

And wiped my Cheney on a Colon Towel.

Edit: We don't believe that al-Libi was honest with the people who tortured him, any more than we believe the Libby al-ibi.

[Walt Starr]

14. I participate in military planning

as an avid miniature wargamer.

[nadinbrzezinski]

24. Me too, me too

and as a fiction writer I even write opeartional plans.

[teach1st]

15. I saw a cumulus cloud...

..that looked like Bush riding a donkey. I think it might be a plot, but I'm not sure.

[izzybeans]

18. I once had a copy of the Daily Worker ...problem is

I can't even read. Even so I must be communist.

[Richard Steele]

19. I inhaled.

And I actually DID have sex with that woman.
And that one...and that one.
And another one, but she was from Canada; you wouldn't know her.

[elehhhhna]

23. I didn't exhale.

[leesa]

20. Hey, Agent Mike. Why is the FBI committing treason against the US?

[InkAddict]

21. Hi Mikey!

Let's see who can make who at the Planned Parenthood Book Fair next weekend 'cuz reading is WAY DANGEROUS!

[nadinbrzezinski]

25. Hey Mike I beleive in this quaint set of documents

called the Bill of Rights and the US Conistitution... also in this other set of quaint documents called the Geveva Conventions... does that make me a commie or what?

[tnlefty]

30. Are you a hippie-type, pinko who has a commie flag tacked on the wall

inside the garage?

[hunter]

26. The machine in my garage glows in the dark.

But only sometimes.

[Porcupine]

27. I once ate a wid mushroom.

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28. how do you guys do phone taps?

Do you have to get inside the person's house or from a phone line outside the house, or do you just tap into the phone network from wherever you want to?

And who is your favorite politician?