Bush will be kidnapped by the G'oald or the Sith. I PREDICT IT NOW!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I have just heard on my super secret DU decoder radio that Bush is now considered a prime target by many evil intergalactic overlords for kidnapping because of a lack of qualified teachers in Evil Overlord elementary schools across the galaxy.

Did you ever wonder why there has never been definitive proof as to Hitler's corpse?


Hmmmmm?

[havocmom]

1. Tom, can I have some of your brownies?

Pretty please?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. They're wrapped tightly in tin foil. Sure!

Maybe too tightly?

[orpupilofnature57]

6. Me too, I'm glad somewhere he gets the respect he deserves, too bad it's..

not here.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. ????? I don't understand.....

Is it Tiger Lilly or Alice B. Toklas?

[orpupilofnature57]

9. Sorry, i've got to stop eating my brownies and posting.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. I thought the wraiths would take him - kindred spirit and all that

on the other hand, it is the perfect opportunity for the vampires and other underworld figures to re-appear and deal with him.

[alittlelark]

4. You're right! His cabal and the Wraiths are quite similar

I always thought of them as a Borg/Ferengi mix. But Wraith fits better.

[hyphenate]

10. Yep

A wraith can suck the life right out of you. And boy, that's pretty much the modus operandi of this illegal regime!

[NoBushSpokenHere]

5. If he were kidnapped would ANYONE look for him? n/t

[NV Whino]

8. Naw. They wouldn't want him.

Hell, nobody wants him.

[leesa]

11. Works for me.

[drb]

12. Yeah, and I gotta life-size picture of the ransom...

...negotiations:

Five years later, the Sith are down to $4.95. Our final offer is that they have to take Cheney and Rumsfeld if they give Bush back. :)

[AnnieBW]

13. What Do You mean "Kidnapped"?

I'm convinced that * is a Go'a'uld since his "conversion" at age 40. He keeps hearing the voice of "God", but it's really that symbiont in his neck that's telling him to do all of this crazy shit. If his eyes start glowing, and he tells some soldier "Jaffa, kree!" I'll be convinced of it.

Cheney, OTOH, is DEFINITELY Sith. He's the frelling Emperor!