How many women here think Bush is cute?

[Kablooie]

and you 'd like to just cuddle with all night?

[JI7]

1. ughh

[AlCzervik]

2. WTF??

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[LaurenG]

9. You need to spank em harder.

yuuck

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Not if he was the last male anything on earth!

[blm]

4. Oh sure, but I'm schizophrenic and one personality is a black widow spider

And that's what I will testify to in a court of law.

[Fridays Child]

5. Cute? That's just sick.

Cuddling with a mass murderer. :puke:

[babsbunny]

6. You will not get any responses

to this post. He is the ugliest man alive! He looks like his Mamma.

[Roxy66]

7. Huh?.........Ummmmm....,,,Yack

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[BlueJazz]

8. Christ!..I just lost my Supper...

[merbex]

10. I just ate and now I feel sick

No he is NOT cute

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. You're kidding, right?

Eww! Makes my flesh crawl, just thinking about even shaking hands with him. I can almost smell the stale booze and bad breath through my teevee. I'd rather roll naked in nettles.

[Lena inRI]

12. You rabblerouser!

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

85. Seconded! LOL!LOL! HAHAHAHA! ROFL! LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"and you'd just like to cuddle with him all night?" :spray:

[FreedomAngel82]

13. I don't think so

Not a man who has killed many children for greed. Give me Fitzgerald please!!

[Solly Mack]

14. He's as cute as any pile of shit

[AlCzervik]

16. that is an insult to piles of shit everywhere!

[Solly Mack]

20. LOL! I worried it might be

My apologies to piles of shit wherever they are...

[HockeyMom]

15. The Devil Himself

Reminds me of that very old Twilight Episode with Burgess Merodith as Satan.

[Bunny]

17. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

:wtf: kind of question is that? Should this be in the Lounge?

[calico1]

18. He is cute all right.....

Cute as pile of shit. No, wait. The shit is cuter.

[Tennessee Gal]

19. Huh? Cute? Being a dumbshit is soooo unattractive!

Does that answer your question?

[SharonRB]

21. Surely you jest

I don't see many hands going up.

:puke:

[MadisonProgressive]

22. And I thought I'd heard everything - WTF??

[CC]

23. eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

[sufrommich]

24. There is a thread waiting

for you over at Free Republic.;-)

[titoresque]

25. I suppose if you're into serial killers

and you don't mind snuggling in between mommy, Condi, and Pickles......oh and the ocassional slumber party with Jeffy.

[newspeak]

111. yeah,

when Bush was younger, didn't have those Ted Bundy eyebrows?

[BuyingThyme]

26. I do.

[titoresque]

30. We have a taker........

:popcorn: :rofl:

[devilgrrl]

27. I thought he was cute starting an illegal war in Iraq....

:sarcasm:

[Little Star]

28. Gross n/t

[stray cat]

29. Almost as cute as dick cheney

[tuvor]

31. Interspecies lust is just wrong.

I don't care how liberal you are.

[seabeyond]

32. eeeeeeewwwwwww. just ew n/t

[China_cat]

If that's a joke

try again.

[Iris]

33. No thanks. There are plenty of republican desperate housewives who would

love to, though. They can have him.

[mimitabby]

34. objectively

he has nice features. But look inside his eyes, and it gets VERY ugly. not to mention his smirking bullshit.

[Blue_In_AK]

35. Are you DRUNK??? n/t

[patricia92243]

36. I've seen uglier, but there is something about him that is repulsive. n/t

[BuyingThyme]

40. I can always smell him.

(Really.)

It's an awful smell.

[Erika]

41. He's like a slimy nasty 5 year old

Sex with him? Yuck to the ultimate degree.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

37. I scanned the answers and can only ask....

Are you out of your fucking mind?

[SillyGoose]

38. Cuddle with him? Perish the thought.

[Cats Against Frist]

39. I got shit for thinking that Bill Kristol and Rumsfeld were "evil sexy"

But I'd rather get with a railroad tie than Bush. He's just NASTY -- so are Cheney, Frist and DeLay. Nasty, nasty.

[NewJeffCT]

84. that's like me with Michelle Malkin

I always call her beautiful in an "evil demonic temptress" sort of way...

[emdee]

42. I've seen women from the Right....

call him their widdle Georgie-Porgie.
They actually DO think he's handsome and sexy.
I find him repugnant.
emdee

[tibbir]

43. Oh puhleeze......

That guy looks like and is a first class dick.

[me b zola]

78. First class?

I heard it doesn't work.:yoiks:

[senseandsensibility]

44. Some things are just not appropriate joking material

The halocaust, slavery, mass murder, over 2000 dead in a senseless invasion, and BUSH BEING CUTE!!! OMG, I hope I make it to the bathroom on time....

[tinfoilinfor2005]

45. Well, let's see...

In many pictures, his nose looks like a penis stuck in the middle of his face. He has creepy little teeth, like the kind you see on those antique porcelain dolls that scare little kids. His hair looks like a used brillo pad. He stands with his arms out to his sides like he has a fungus in his armpits. He can't put two intelligent words together. His sense of humor is that of a seventh grade adolescent. He cackles. And he is a sociopath. Thanks, but no thanks.

[samsingh]

87. this is the best description of bush i've ever read

well put.

[Lisa]

108. bingo! Molly Ivins says he's sensitive about his "little chicken" teeth

She suggested that one reason he looks so smirky most of the time is because he is trying to conceal them!

And it's not working, because you can see them whenever he cackles about something.

[Maru Kitteh]

118. somebody called them little baked beans

Of course on the bright side his gowdawful skin and black dead shark eyes distract you from the baked beans so you hardly ever really notice.

[Lisa]

125. Good one! Or a row of corn kernels perhaps? Also, his nose ...

Someone here at DU called "a nose on top of a nose", and when I looked at the photos (never on a full stomach, of course!), sure enough that's what it looked like! I know that comparing it to a penis would reflect badly on about half the population, since in general the organ isn't that ugly!

[butterfly77]

116. I couldn't have described it better

[kywildcat]

46. Are you looking for someone to

'do' him so that we can get the impeachment rolling? If so, you're in for a LONG WAIT.

[emulatorloo]

47. I just read a fantasy in Glamour magazine - Dem woman hot for KARL ROVE!

Sorry it was at the gym so I can't tell you what issue -- has a story on Larry David's real wife.

At any rate it was a "what your sexual fantasies mean."

The woman reported that each time she saw Karl Rove on TV she would fantasize that Rove approached her and praised her for her work on the Howard Dean campaign. And then they made hot sweet Karl Rove love.

I kid you not . . .

[Raksha]

74. KARL ROVE??? NOBODY has sexual fantasies about Karl Rove...

do they??? You have got to be kidding...or Glamour magazine has got to be kidding...or something.

[samsingh]

88. i thought that Gannon guy fantasized about rove

and shrub probably does

[emulatorloo]

98. I gotta link for you -- full quote of fantasy

From Washington Post:

<snip>

Big week for administration officials. We were flipping through November's Glamour magazine when we stumbled upon this in "The Sex Fantasy I'd Never Tell Anyone":

"I'll see Karl Rove on the news, and the same fantasy always pops in my head: I'm in Virginia Beach, one of my favorite places, waiting in line to get some food, and he's standing right behind me. He says he noticed me when I volunteered for Howard Dean and I impressed him with my energy and passion, even if it was misguided. Despite that I hate what he stands for, I find him very sexy. He invites me back to his cabana, and we have sex."

-- Kat , a 33-year-old webmaster

A cabana? That's so . . . daddy-O-retro, it's hip. You go, Karl.

<snip>

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/29/AR2005102901575_2.html

[tnlefty]

100. Yuck. Even if I could allow myself to think that, it would be one of those

DARK things that I would NEVER EVER let pass my lips or admit to. I think that if my brain ever tried to go there I would hit myself in the head with a sledgehammer.

[Maru Kitteh]

119. that strikes me as the kind of thing a man probably made up

and by amazing coincidence it's probably an insecure pudgy republican male too..........:eyes:

[newspeak]

110. Okay, Karl Rove

reminds me of the movie "Ghostbusters", the Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man-destroying everything in sight--but the marshmallow man was a lot cuter.

[Dem Agog]

48. I would vomit into his mouth

If I had to kiss him.

He's repulsive. Bush looks like feces in a suit. I've never seen anyone more disgusting than him.

[Lisa]

49. even when he was young, he had trouble getting dates ...

This was BEFORE he went into politics and became associated with the smell of death! Numerous women (despite Bush's famous name, family wealth, and going about in a fast car with a silk scarf, saying he was a fighter pilot) were able to figure out that something was very wrong with this guy.

"Bush hadn't been ready to settle down – but neither was he considered any kind of ladies' man. In fact, his friends saw him as a bit of a reclamation case, a tad eccentric and a slob. The wives of his friends took pity on him and did his laundry.

"I didn't think he was really shopping around," said Joe O'Neill. "He was at the age where it was getting awkward to be a bachelor, but I don't think he thought about it." Bush, he recalled with a laugh, "wasn't exactly presidential timber yet. It took some coaching for us to get the girls to go out with him.""

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/wh2000/stories/bush072999.htm




The only way I would consider getting together with him would be if the brain of some other person could be transplanted into his skull. When one thinks about all the deserving guys out there -- Stephen Hawking, for example -- and there's Bush, prancing around RUINING the world -- it just isn't fair!

[peacetalksforall]

50. Do you mean like a monkey is cute? He is disgustingly ugly in

every way to many men and women because of his pitiful being that appears to be perfectly willful.

[lonestarnot]

51. OMG the phlegm on the bottom of my shoe is cuter. Rather sleep with it

on my foot.

[Marr]

52. Your question is so horrible it gave me cancer.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. He reminds me of Quagmire from "Family Guy."

[Kablooie]

54. Well, this is quite a popular topic. Thought so. : - )

Now can you just picture Bush Rove and Cheney in a daisy chain?

Hot!

[w8liftinglady]

55. premature ejaculation...obvious

[Catherine Vincent]

56. Eh? You must be out of your rabid mind!

[shanti]

57. yeccccch

:puke: at the very thought

[omega minimo]

58. Now many folks here think this is flamebait?

:puke:

[Kablooie]

59. I don't.

Just a little idle thought to wile away the hours.

Not that many would like to spend many hours wileing on that.

[Sugar Smack]

96. Kablooie (LOVE that name!) is pulling your leg

and having fun. I just laughed when I saw the message. Why would it ever make me mad?

[hyphenate]

60. Are you a nut?

:puke:

[sojourner]

61. oh dear lord. you've ruined my dinner.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[OhioChick]

62. Thanks...........

I'm going to have nightmares tonight. :scared:

[mondo joe]

63. Not what I usyally go for but he's pretty sexy in this photo

[Luna_Chick]

70. GAAHHHHH!

:rofl: Now put some fishnets on him and you might have the Iraqi picture show

[Ilsa]

64. I'll cuddle it only if it is guaranteed to develop "SIDS": sudden idiot

death syndrome.

Otherwise, I'd rather cuddle cow patties. At least they have real warmth.

[blue neen]

65. There isn't enought whiskey in all of Pennsylvania...

:puke:

[eridani]

66. Nothing wrong with his looks per se--

--but the thought of cuddling with someone so totally covered with blood is unbelievably repulsive.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[borlis]

67. You're kidding right??????????????

:puke:

[Ladyhawk]

68. I feel tainted just by clicking on this thread.

Ew....:scared:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

69. Do YOU think he's cute?

:shrug:

[Raine]

71. GAWD

I rather mate with Big Foot than get anywhere near Chimp, he's a fucking freak and he makes my skin crawl!!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

but I actually do know someone who thinks he is cute! :wow: :crazy: :silly:

[alphafemale]

72. Ain't Cute Now. And the younger pics?

Any semi-appealing features are offset by a repulsive smirk in all photos I've seen.

Kind of like Bernard in "Billy Jack."

Assholes are instantly recognizable.
They aren't pretty.

[Raksha]

73. As a young man he wasn't bad-looking....

...but it all seems to be catching up with him now. He is definitely looking a little ragged these days--okay, more than a little! Maybe a YOUNG psychopath can fool women long enough to get laid, but Shrub's outside is starting to match his inside...and it ain't pretty!

[alphafemale]

75. As a young man he had that sneering kid of privilege look.

Noting uglier than that.

[tenshi816]

76. GWB when young looked like

every privileged, shallow, rich-boy-with-a-mean-streak type I knew in high school and college, the ones with that peculiar sense of entitlement that comes with being born into a privileged position in life. Each and every one of them thought they could behave exactly as they pleased and have any girl they wanted, but it never crossed their minds that daddy's money was the reason why.

Edited for spelling.

[mondo joe]

83. Yeah but I always sort of went for the sneering entitled young white man

look - or the self loathing ethnic poor gay man part of me did.

[Nothing Without Hope]

77. Why, who could resist such a manly military type?

...other than anyone still breathing and with a functioning nervous system.

[Swamp Rat]

79. He's a real Marlboro Man!

... er, Marlboro Lizard

[Nothing Without Hope]

80. Ooooh! Look at that narrow-eyed, steely gaze!

Love it! Maybe a "nucular" bomb emblem in a hatband to indicate compensation issues...?

The guy has ALWAYS looked shallow, smarmy and vaguely sinister in a soulless kind of way. Did you see this? I found it in the Oct 31 issue of AllHatNoCattle, where it did not have any source info.

[Maine-ah]

81. I just woke up. This is not a thought I want first thing in the morning.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[leftchick]

82. I remember my freeper SIL say how "handsome" he is....

I ran to the bathroom and hurled.... :puke: :puke: :puke:

Those are the only people who see him as "attractive". I imagine a lot of Jim Jones followers thought he was cute too.

[HeeBGBz]

86. If you think a vomit encrusted lying warpig is cute

You might want to rip out your eyeballs, just to be safe.

[tjdee]

89. GAH! Yuck.

I know enough people have said that, LOL--but I just saw this thread.

I wonder from time to time how anyone finds him attractive, considering his childish, snotty personality, much less his physical features.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

90. I'm married and all that but he's dreamy.

:silly:

[Tsiyu]

92. I love your name

It's so wholesome

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

95. Why thank you. ;-) eom

[Tsiyu]

91. NO!

An intelligent face is a sexy face.

I look for a certain "awareness" in my men.
You really have to live in the moment in this life.

** looks too stunned to figure out how to fight his way out of a paper bag. NOT sexy. NOT able to comprehend the moment, let alone live in it. Plus, he's devious-looking on top of looking stunned.

Like he's so busy plotting shit he's gone batty.


And then you add that he's a jaundiced alchie and you KNOW he can't get the equipment to work without lots of meds.

No way :puke:

[LeftyMom]

93. ugh

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[dmr]

94. He would turn me frigid, if he got near me

I'd have to go sit in a decamination shower.

Seriously, there is nothing appealing about George Bush*. NOTHING! There is nothing endearing about a sniveling, cold hearted and pompous bully addict who made it through life and his failures riding on the coat tails of his daddy's money and connections.

[peekaloo]

97. Good Gawd!

My vagina just seized up!

Thanks a lot!

:evilfrown:

[July]

104. That is hilarious! Mind if I use that? nt

[peekaloo]

123. Be my guest.

:-)

[terrya]

99. This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on DU.

Thanks. :-)

[morgan2]

101. in a drunken retarded neighbors dog kinda way

sure.

[area51]

102. Q: are you insane?

:evilgrin:

[July]

103. Yecccchhhhhh!!! Barf. Etc. nt

[951-Riverside]

105. Depends on which type of 'Bush' are you talking about :)

[robbedvoter]

106. Maher: "women like a man willing to kill for them" PI 2000

Of course, the reality is bush kills for his own pleasure - it's probably his only turn-on except maybe only money.
But then again, I read of women turned on by Dohmer and other serial killers - the more gruesome the better, so...

[Lilith Velkor]

107. ...

:rofl:

[newspeak]

109. you've got to be kidding me?

Right? Right? You're kidding me-----

[TrogL]

112. You forgot the LGBT contingent

We've got an opinion too.

He's not all that cute, he's just sort of got that helpless look to him.

*plays 'Deliverance' banjo music*

[Dervill Crow]

113. My pit bull would never allow it having seen my reaction to his speeches.

Seriously, there are only two things that will move her from a nap on the couch.

1. Someone coming to the door. She thinks our friends only come to see her.

2. The sound of "food."

3. Bush's whiney little voice on TV.

[Dervill Crow]

114. Ew, gross.

I just revisited my post and realized that I was in such a state of shock and horror that I miscounted.

Three things will move Daizie from the couch. Food, company, and *.

:silly:

[tamtam]

115. Are you trying to give me

NIGHTMARES!!!
Geesh cuddle with him? Hell to the NO. I don't normally find mass murderers attractive. Maybe some of them Manson groupies would but not me. :puke:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

117. Just putting the purely physical

parts together, he's not a bad looking guy. And if he were just my next door neighbor who couldn't do any more harm that telling an offensive joke over the back fence or letting his dog shit in my yard it wouldn't matter. But all that pure ass-holeyness of his shows through every pore. Makes me cringe to look at him. He's an embarrassment and a threat to everyting we believe we stand for that's good about this country.

[SammyWinstonJack]

120. Ugh! That's a sick question!

:puke: Ugly inside and out!

[begin_within]

121. Why would you want Bush when there are politicians who look like this....

California Assemblyman Dario Frommer (D-Glendale)

[mnhtnbb]

122. BARF!

Anyone who'd think this a$$hole is cute, must need new glasses!

[AirmensMom]

124. Ewwwwww!

That's just too gross! He's an ugly, disgusting murderer. :puke:

[alittlelark]

126. When the Acid wears off you're going to regret having posted.

:puke: :silly:

[TNMOM]

127. I have NEVER met a woman, rethug or no, who thinks

chimp boy is cute. He's as cute as a horse's ass.