If you were Chavez and ended up in a short elevator ride alone with Bush..

[liberalitch]

What would you say in say..... four floors?

[OKNancy]

1. Boooo

and see if he jumps.

Seriously, I'm sure Chevez would be diplomatic.

[DBoon]

2. Nothing

I'd try really hard to pass gas, though

[liberalitch]

13. Careful you might end up with a shart!

[htuttle]

3. I'd hit the STOP button, ...

...and give Señor Danger a real piece of my mind.

[mdelaguna2000]

4. Bush would not go in if he saw Chavez there!

[Tesha]

16. You assume Bush sans handlers would recognize Chavez on sight.

You assume Bush sans handlers would recognize Chavez on sight.

He'd probably think Chavez was part of the cleaning crew, just like
back home in Tejas.

Tesha

[sniffa]

5. i'd fart

or maybe puLL the 'kevin neaLon' and say something Like this...

"hey; you're george bush. hmmm... he's too dumb to eat pretzeLs.. apparentLy smart enough to fix an eLection. he moved boLdLy into the white house, when most peopLe voted against him. he Likes naps - he reaLLy Likes nap time. he takes a nap, another nap and then he's ready for bed...

[murray hill farm]

6. "i have got ya by the balls, goergie..and you know it"

But most likely georgie would not hear him anyway...with all the whining and squeeling and pant shitting going on with his own personal being...after chavez first said...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[MarianJack]

7. I'd Just Hope...

...that I'd eaten A LOT of baked beans with my most recent couple of meals.

Then again, ** might think its a funny male bonding moment!

[William769]

8. I would hope the cable would break.

Two birds with one stone.

[RaleighNCDUer]

14. You have a problem with Chavez? nt

[prescole]

9. I'd give him a urine sample. nt

[Sugar Smack]

10. I'd cross my arms, look down at him and laugh softly.

Hopefully, it's be a mirrored elevator. What fun! Nowhere to go.

[stop the bleeding]

11. " I must break you"

[Village Idiot]

12. Chinga tu madre, gringo?

[MadisonProgressive]

15. OMG - lNo more visuals during breakfast!