Anyone else hear O'Reilly's porn audiobook on Randi today?

[BattyDem]

I can't get it out of my head ... hearing that voice saying "naughty" things has totally creeped me out! :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


On edit: Ok ... it probably doesn't qualify as porn, but it was really sleazy!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Listening to DildO'Reilly read his own porn almost guarantees

that you will never be horny again.

[BattyDem]

10. That's what worries me, LOL!

:crazy:

[merwin]

2. I couldn't stop laughing!

"Hey baby, put that pipe down and get MY pipe up!"

[BattyDem]

I know! I was hysterical in the car ...

But it really did creep me out! He used his "news" voice to read it ... ewwwwww!

[norml]

16. He uses his porn voice to read the "news"

and his "news" voice to read the porn.

[calmblueocean]

9. hahaha

That's the one.

[tuvor]

3. Are you effing serious?

o'lielly actually READ THAT INTO A MICROPHONE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION?!

A seductive voice, he has not.

[USA_1]

4. O'Reilly porn

The lead character has practically the same name as he does and admits to being a power hungry bi-sexual with deviant inclinations.

Stunning in its revelations.

[question everything]

5. Were these the phone calls about the falafel?

Didn't he just pushed a kiddy book on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart?

(while complaining about the Colber Repor)?

[BattyDem]

8. No. O'Reilly wrote a sleazy novel and he recorded an audiobook

Randi played excerpts from the audiobook on her show today. Hearing that monotone, news voice say sexual things was just so ... wrong, LOL!

[question everything]

15. This is sick and yet, not surprising

all those hypocrite "pillars of the community" deacons of their churches while fathering kids with their mistresses - so many stories and examples.

[USA_1]

17. Randi's show

On her web site she also discusses Scooter Libby's child porno novel.

Republicans are such hypocritical perverts!

[BattyDem]

18. Libby's book is SICK!!!!

It features a 10 year old girl being forced to have sex with a bear! :puke: WTF is wrong with these people?!?

[Cleita]

6. Yes, I did.

I wasn't sure why Randi went in this direction, but I am sure she is leading up to something. Patience.

[BattyDem]

14. She was exposing the hypocrisy of the RW

They condemn sexual behavior, but so many of them have written sexually explicit novels. (O'Reilly, Scooter Libby, G. Gordon Liddy, Lynn Cheney, William Safire, etc.) What was really creepy is that many of the books contained things like pedophilia, bestiality, torture and degradation, etc. Some of the stuff she read from those books sounded exactly like the things that happened at Abu Ghraib. It was sick!

[Cleita]

21. I'll go beyond that.

I once worked in a bookstore that sold porn. I am not proud of it, but this bookstore also sold really good literature that was hard to get in mainstream bookstores as well, but the porn is what paid the rent. The porn used a certain vocabulary and style. For the most part the type was large, like a second grade reader. Certain words were used and nothing else. Other than that a third grader could read these books easily.

The "glistening" word was one of them. They were really formulaic and I am guessing that our writers made extra bucks on this type of stuff, like the "heaving bosoms" romance writers do. I think Randi knows this and she's working towards something else. I find most hard porn really sick myself. It goes beyond naked ladies and the naughty lifestyles of "Playboy".

[BattyDem]

23. Hmmm ... now I can't wait until tomorrow's show, LOL!

I wonder what Randi has up her sleeve?

[berni_mccoy]

7. That guy is one Sick M***** F*****!

And the 'girls' in the story were both under-aged teens...

Randi was pointing out both Libby's and O'Reilly's porn technically is illegal material and these guys should be arrested for owning/selling child-porn.

[AspenRose]

30. And then O'Reilly has the nerve to talk about pedophilia on his show

Sick, twisted bastard.

[JDPriestly]

37. It made me sick to my stomach to listen, literally,

however, if that junk was illegal, wouldn't Lolita also be illegal. Hasn't it been determined that the Nabokov book is legal. I could be wrong, but I don't think books of that sort is illegal. Actual child pornography involving children in any way is definitely illegal, but I don't think writing books about imaginary or symbolic situations involving imaginary or symbolic children are. There is a huge difference.

[BattyDem]

39. I don't think it's illegal either.

Like you said ... no child is actually involved. If this was illegal, then all "impure" thoughts would be a crime, wouldn't they?

edited: typo

[Montauk6]

11. All I could wonder is WTF WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING???

Scooter wrote his Bear Pimp novel, what, in the mid-90s??? Did he really think no one would notice? (Well, I guess no one DID until recently)

But O'Reilly, what's his deal?

[politicat]

12. Republican porn creeps me out.

But Randi was funny.

[applegrove]

13. Scary how much this lot all want to be Ayn Rand.

[bluedeminredstate]

19. I tuned in after it was underway

so it took me a minute to get my bearings...

He has a thing about the nipple and the breast doesn't he? I bet he thinks a few cusory twirls and his woman is ready
for some of his FACTOR!
Imagine if Al Gore wrote this. Just think about the merciless ridicule. It would never end. Never ever.
This complete fuckwit not only writes this Danielle-Steele-on-Viagra piece of drivel, but agrees to narrate the audio version. Is shame something he's completely unfamiliar with??? (Hypothetical question, of course!)

:puke:

[BattyDem]

22. My Mom got in my car in the middle of O'Reilly's narrative ...

She sat there quietly for a moment and then nervously asked, "WHAT are you listening to?" :rofl:

Then she was laughing her ass off!

[Horse with no Name]

20. Oral sex more important than oral hygiene???

Please.
Trust me when I say if you have nasty oral hygiene you don't have a chance in hell of having oral sex, at least with me. What a bunch of disturbed fucks.
O8)

[question everything]

24. Any link for the excerpts? Or the name of the book?

Something like that needs to be wide spread

[BattyDem]

27. O'Reilly's book is called ...

"Those Who Trespass"

Randi's site doesn't have any links or excerpts. All I could find was a brief excerpt on Al Franken's Air America site:
http://shows.airamericaradio.com/alfrankenshow/archive/2005/06/08

(Scroll down to the section called "O'REILLY: AWESOME AUTHOR")


Libby's book is called "The Apprentice" and the New Yorker has a few excerpts:
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/051107ta_talk_collins

[question everything]

29. Thanks. What hypocrites. "Family values," indeed (nt)

[niyad]

33. you all have GOT to read the reviews on amazon for scooter's and

bill's books--especially the non-professional ones. ickkkkkkk

[AspenRose]

34. Don't forget Lynne Cheney's book, "Sisters"

Don't have a link for it but they've talked about it on AAR many times....

[SoCalDemGrrl]

25. I keep hearing "put down that pipe & get my pipe UP" Yuk!!

:wtf: O'Reilly is SOOOOO SICK!!!

[amitten]

36. I found the part about the pipe most disturbing.

I've never heard it called a "pipe". For some reason that just grosses me out. And hearing Bill O'Reilly say it pushed me completely over the gross-out edge. I think I'm scarred for life.

[Gloria]

26. That, and Scooter's, Lynne Cheney's and even stuff from

G. Gordon Liddy....she went on and on and on....

[Der Blaue Engel]

28. These freaks are giving those of us who write actual erotica

a bad name. :puke:

[YouthInAsia]

31. yesh, gave me the douche chills. He's waaay creepy

[MisterP]

32. Amazon.com has a searchable copy of "The Apprentice"

oh dear God
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0312284535/ref=sib_dp_pt/103-7634202-1067045#reader-link

[AspenRose]

35. She also said Safire and William F. Buckley have attempted writing porn

as well *eww*

And then there's G. Gordon Liddy's women in bikinis with guns....

[Tsiyu]

38. Thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou, Self

for not listening to Randi today.

I love the gal, but had I heard what you all are describing, I think I would be traumatized hideously.

These people are so lame, it's dangerous.