What would Bush have to do to get impeached?

[Rocknrule]

Who or what would he have to kill, rape, steal, destroy, or say to make his followers turn on him? Is there anything at all that could do it?

[longship]

1. Maybe just a Libby pardon

That may do it.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Get a blowjob by an intern in the Oval Office?

[kath]

24. Received this from a friend today: "Best of the reported protest signs

seen at the recent anti- war demonstration in Washington, D.C.:

"WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM IMPEACHED."

Of course, that poor person would be deserving of the Congressional Medal of Honor and lots of sympathy and a lifetime supply of Listerine Extra-Strength, fer sher."

[BrklynLiberal]

27. A throat and tongue transplant...at least.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[begin_within]

3. He's already done all those things. But a con-man knows how to keep his

targets enraptured so they don't even realize what is happening to them.

[tatertop]

4. never going to happen

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Maybe this:

Molest a Cub Scout on national television while performing an abortion on Brittney Spears. Maybe.

[LuCifer]

11. DAMN!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I thought MY reply was out :crazy: there! YOU WIN! Hat off by the way!
:toast::yourock::applause:

[carolinalady]

6. Oh now , you would seriously ask this question to this group of

people? The answer has been plastered all over the forum.

Would someone please give him a blow job?

Of course, he's a Christian so all he has to do is show up on Sunday and all will be forgiven.

:evilgrin:

[Mme. Defarge]

8. Lie to congress

about the reason to go to war.

Or, get caught boffing Condi.

[Rocknrule]

9. I doubt he could go to church on Sunday

with a hangover

[LuCifer]

7. Have sex with a donkey live on every network?!

Or perhaps, be seen wackin' off in the White House front lawn to child porn?!

[ellenfl]

21. lol! i was gonna say have sex with

a donkey on the front lawn of the white house in broad daylight during a national church conference weekend. oh, and the donkey should be male.

ellen fl

[The_Casual_Observer]

10. Increase taxes on the wealthy

[HawkerHurricane]

12. Become a Democrat.

He wouldn't last 15 minutes, then.

[Cleita]

13. He would have to die.

But then I wonder if the wouldn't prop him up "Weekemd at Bernie's" style until the end of his term? Maybe it's already happening.

[NNN0LHI]

14. Convert to Islam n/t

[Gman]

15. If he was caught in bed with a dead woman

or a live boy, the GOP controlled congress would refuse to impeach him. They would promptly blame and in general slime the woman or boy, then blame Clinton. They would parade to the microphones to talk about what a great family man Bush is and how the Democrats have no plan or agenda.

[TahitiNut]

16. Bugger Barney on the White House Lawn during the Easter Egg Hunt.

Even then, his reichtard ass-kissers would line up to commend his love for dogs.

[DanCa]

17. Perform orally on a embryo? (nt)

[rwheeler31]

18. Just say

I had a vision I will now focus on helping the poor.

[doc03]

19. We had a local man caught having sex with a dog,

maybe something like that would do it. The dog would have to be under 18 in dog years or they would claim it was Ok though.

[musette_sf]

20. I dunno

have man (Santorum) - dog (Barney) sex in Macy's fvcking window?

With David Sedaris as an elf exhorting them on?

[beyurslf]

22. If he sacrificed a couple thousand of our children in an illegal war that

he lied about, maybe.

Oh wait, he did that already. Never mind.

[The Judged]

23. Be shown on 60 minutes engaging in anal sex with the Frist family's dog?

Nah, that would only trigger a re-writing of the impeachment process to protect him.

Without conviction of a crime, he can say he is innocent and did nothing wrong, and that the American Public cares more about eliminating the Social Security program, and the following federal US Government Departments and Agencies:

Administration for Children and Families (ACF)
Administration for Native Americans
Administration on Aging (AoA)
Administration on Developmental Disabilities
Administrative Committee of the Federal Register
Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts
Advisory Council on Historic Preservation
African Development Foundation
Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ)
Agency for International Development
Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry
Agricultural Marketing Service
Agricultural Research Service
Agriculture Department (USDA)
Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (Treasury)
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Bureau (Justice)
American Battle Monuments Commission
American Samoa Home Page
AMTRAK (National Railroad Passenger Corporation)
Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
Appalachian Regional Commission
Architect of the Capitol
Architectural and Transportation Barriers Compliance Board (Access Board)
Archives (National Archives and Records Administration)
Arctic Research Commission
Arthritis and Musculoskeletal Interagency Coordinating Committee
Bankruptcy Courts
Barry M. Goldwater Scholarship and Excellence in Education Foundation
Botanic Garden
Broadcasting Board of Governors (Voice of America, Radio|TV Marti and more)
Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade (Treasury)
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (Justice)
Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services (DHS)
Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)
Bureau of Engraving and Printing
Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA)
Bureau of Industry and Security (formerly the Bureau of Export Administration)
Bureau of International Labor Affairs
Bureau of Justice Statistics
Bureau of Labor Statistics
Bureau of Land Management (BLM)
Bureau of Public Debt
Bureau of Reclamation
Bureau of the Census
Bureau of Transportation Statistics
Census Bureau
Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (formerly the Health Care Financing Administration)
Central Command (CENTCOM)
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board
Chief Financial Officers Council
Chief Information Officers Council
Cities, Counties and Towns in the U.S.
Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee
Citizenship and Immigration Services Bureau (formerly Immigration and Naturalization Service)
Civilian Radioactive Waste Management
Coalition Provisional Authority (in Iraq)
Coast Guard
Commerce Department
Commission of Fine Arts
Commission on Civil Rights
Commission on International Religious Freedom
Commission on Review of Overseas Military Facility Structure of the United States (Overseas Basing Commission)
Commission on Security and Cooperation in Europe (Helsinki Commission)
Commission on the Intelligence Capabilities of the United States Regarding Weapons of Mass Destruction
Committee for Purchase from People Who Are Blind or Severely Disabled
Committee for the Implementation of Textile Agreements
Committee on Foreign Investments in the United States
Commodity Futures Trading Commission
Community Development Office (Agriculture Department)
Community Oriented Policing Services (COPS)
Community Planning and Development
Comptroller of the Currency Office
Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT)
Congressional Budget Office (CBO)
Constitution Center
Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC)
Cooperative State Research, Education and Extension Service
Coordinating Council on Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention
Copyright Office (Library of Congress)
Corporation for National and Community Service
Council of Economic Advisers
Council on Environmental Quality
County and City Governments
Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces
Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit
Court of Appeals for Veterans Claims
Court of Federal Claims
Court of International Trade
Customs and Border Protection
Delaware River Basin Commission
Denali Commission
Department of Agriculture (USDA)
Department of Commerce (DOC)
Department of Defense Inspector General
Department of Education (ED)
Department of Energy (DOE)
Department of Health and Human Services (HHS)
Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)
Department of Justice (DOJ)
Department of Labor (DOL)
Department of State (DOS)
Department of the Interior (DOI)
Department of the Treasury
Department of Transportation (DOT)
Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
Director of National Intelligence
Disability Employment Policy Office
District of Columbia Home Page
Domestic Policy Council
Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA)
Economic Analysis, Bureau of
Economic and Statistics Administration
Economic Development Administration
Economic Research Service
Economic, Business and Agricultural Affairs (State Department)
Education Department (ED)
Election Assistance Commission
Elementary and Secondary Education
Employee Benefits Security Administration (formerly Pension and Welfare Benefits Administration)
Employment and Training Administration (Labor Department)
Employment Standards Administration
Endangered Species Committee
Energy Department (DOE)
Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy
Energy Information Administration
Enforcement (Treasury Department)
English Language Acquisition Office
Engraving and Printing, Bureau of
Environment, Safety and Health
Environmental Management (Energy Department)
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC)
Executive Office for Immigration Review
Export Administration (now the Bureau of Industry and Security)
Export-Import Bank of the United States
Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity
Faith-Based and Community Initiatives Office
Farm Credit Administration
Farm Service Agency
Federal Accounting Standards Advisory Board
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Federal Bureau of Prisons
Federal Citizen Information Center (FCIC)
Federal Communications Commission (FCC)
Federal Consulting Group
Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC)
Federal Election Commission
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Federal Energy Regulatory Commission
Federal Executive Boards
Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council
Federal Financing Bank
Federal Highway Administration
Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight
Federal Housing Finance Board
Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds
Federal Interagency Committee on Education
Federal Interagency Council on Statistical Policy
Federal Judicial Center
Federal Labor Relations Authority
Federal Laboratory Consortium for Technology Transfer
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
Federal Library and Information Center Committee
Federal Maritime Commission
Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service
Federal Mine Safety and Health Review Commission
Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration
Federal Railroad Administration
Federal Reserve System
Federal Retirement Thrift Investment Board
Federal Student Aid
Federal Trade Commission (FTC)
Federal Transit Administration
Federated States of Micronesia Home Page
Financial Management Service (Treasury Department)
Fish and Wildlife Service
Food and Drug Administration (FDA)
Food and Nutrition Service
Food Safety and Inspection Service
Food, Nutrition and Consumer Services
Foreign Agricultural Service
Foreign Claims Settlement Commission
Forest Service
Fossil Energy
Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board
General Services Administration (GSA)
Geological Survey (USGS)
Global Affairs (State Department)
Global Communications Office (White House)
Government Accountability Office (GAO)
Government National Mortgage Association
Government Printing Office (GPO)
Grain Inspection, Packers and Stockyards Administration
Guam Home Page
Harry S. Truman Scholarship Foundation
Health and Human Services Department (HHS)
Health Resources and Services Administration
Helsinki Commission (Commission on Security and Cooperation in Europe)
Holocaust Memorial Museum
Homeland Security Department (DHS)
House Office of Inspector General
House Office of the Clerk
House Organizations, Commissions and Task Forces
House Representatives on the Web
Housing and Urban Development Department (HUD)
Housing Office (HUD)
Illinois and Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor Commission
Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Bureau of
Immigration and Naturalization Service (Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services)
Indian Affairs, Bureau of
Indian Arts and Crafts Board
Indian Health Service
Information Resource Management College
Innovation and Improvement Office
Institute of Education Sciences
Institute of Museum and Library Services
Institute of Peace
Inter-American Foundation
Interagency Alternative Dispute Resolution Working Group
Interagency Council on Homelessness
Interior Department
Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
International Broadcasting Bureau (IBB)
International Labor Affairs, Bureau of
International Trade Administration (ITA)
James Madison Memorial Fellowship Foundation
Japan-United States Friendship Commission
John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
Joint Board for the Enrollment of Actuaries
Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies
Judicial Circuit Courts of Appeal, by Geographic Location and Circuit
Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation
Justice Department
Justice Programs Office (Juvenile Justice, Victims of Crime, Violence Against Women and more)
Justice Statistics, Bureau of
Labor Department (DOL)
Labor Statistics, Bureau of
Land Management, Bureau of
Lead Hazard Control (Housing and Urban Development Department)
Legal Services Corporation
Library of Congress
Local Governments
Marine Mammal Commission
Maritime Administration
Marketing and Regulatory Programs (Agriculture Department)
Marshals Service
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Merit Systems Protection Board
Migratory Bird Conservation Commission
Military Postal Service Agency
Millennium Challenge Corporation
Mine Safety and Health Administration
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Minority Business Development Agency
Morris K. Udall Foundation: Scholarship and Excellence in National Environmental Policy
Multifamily Housing Office
National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)
National Agricultural Statistics Service
National AIDS Policy Office
National Archives and Records Administration (NARA)
National Bipartisan Commission on the Future of Medicare
National Capital Planning Commission
National Cemetery Administration (Veterans Affairs Department)
National Commission on Libraries and Information Science
National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (9-11 Commission)
National Communications System (Homeland Security)
National Constitution Center
National Council on Disability
National Counterintelligence Executive, Office of
National Credit Union Administration
National Defense University
National Drug Intelligence Center
National Economic Council
National Endowment for the Arts
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National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
National Guard
National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
National Indian Gaming Commission
National Institute of Justice
National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST)
National Institutes of Health (NIH)
National Interagency Fire Center
National Labor Relations Board
National Laboratories (Energy Department)
National Marine Fisheries
National Mediation Board
National Nuclear Security Administration
National Ocean Service
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)
National Park Foundation
National Park Service
National Railroad Passenger Corporation (AMTRAK)
National Reconnaissance Office
National Science Foundation
National Technical Information Service
National Telecommunications and Information Administration
National Transportation Safety Board
National Weather Service
Natural Resources Conservation Service
Navy
Northwest Power Planning Council
Nuclear Energy, Science and Technology
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Oak Ridge National Laboratory
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Office of Compliance
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Office of Government Ethics
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Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP)
Office of Personnel Management
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Office of Science and Technology Policy
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Office of Special Counsel
Office of Thrift Supervision
Overseas Basing Commission (Commission on Review of Overseas Military Facility Structure of the United States)
Overseas Private Investment Corporation
Parole Commission (Justice Department)
Patent and Trademark Office
Peace Corps
Pension and Welfare Benefits Administration (now the Employee Benefits Security Administration)
Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation
Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration
Policy Development and Research (Housing and Urban Development Department)
Political Affairs (State Department)
Postal Rate Commission
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Power Administrations
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Presidio Trust
Public and Indian Housing
Public Debt, Bureau of
Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs (State Department)
Office of Refugee Resettlement
Radio and TV Marti (Español)
Radio Free Asia (RFA)
Radio Free Europe|Radio Liberty (RFE|RL)
Railroad Retirement Board
Reclamation, Bureau of
Regulatory Information Service Center
Rehabilitation Services Administration (Education Department)
Research and Innovative Technology Administration (Transportation Department)
Research, Education and Economics (Agriculture Department)
Risk Management Agency (Agriculture Department)
Rural Business-Cooperative Service
Rural Development
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Rural Utilities Service
Saint Lawrence Seaway Development Corporation
Science Office (Energy Department)
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Selective Service System
Small Business Administration (SBA)
Smithsonian Institution
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State Department
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Tennessee Home Page
Tennessee State, County and City Websites
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Trade and Development Agency
Transportation Department (DOT)
Transportation Security Administration
Transportation Statistics, Bureau of
Treasury Department
Trustee Program (Justice Department)
U.S. Centennial of Flight Commission
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. International Trade Commission
U.S. Mission to the United Nations
U.S. National Central Bureau - Interpol (Justice Department)
U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
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U.S. Trade Representative
U.S. Virgin Islands
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Veterans Affairs Department (VA)
Veterans Benefits Administration
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Vocational and Adult Education
Voice of America (VOA)
Weather Service, National
White House
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White House Commission on the National Moment of Remembrance
White House Office of Administration
Women's Bureau (Labor Department)
Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars
Worldnet Television

[flyarm]

25. screw a pink elephant on the white house lawn...

in broad daylight..with 1 million fundie christians tied up to watch first hand!!

and then it still might not happen...maybe he has to give a blow j to the pink elephant....

hmmmmmm


fly

[flyarm]

26. screw a pink elephant on the white house lawn...

in broad daylight..with 1 million fundie christians tied up to watch first hand!!

and then it still might not happen...maybe he has to give a blow j to the pink elephant....

hmmmmmm


fly

[obreaslan]

28. Convert a fetus to Islam, then abort it, while wiping his ass with the...

bible. Then he would actually slap Frist in the face, on live TV, when he comes out to defend W's actions, just to make sure the Right-wing nuts don't rally around and try to spin for him.

[bleedingheart]

29. Eat a baby on TV...

but then as my friend said...the freeptards would say..."that baby needed eat'n"