I Feel Like I Have Bird Flu...

[stepnw1f]

Quick... scare all them libruls so we can stop their momentum.

Seriously though... I'm sick as a dog. **sneeze**

;( :hangover:

[xultar]

1. Can't you just picture...Cheney and Rove shoving infected bird parts

down terri schivos corpse right now?

[stepnw1f]

4. Actually...

I has this vision of the whole GOP Waltzing with the limp body of Terri, passing her from one Republican to the other. My idea though!!!!

[buzzard]

8. Hope my babies don't get the bird flu.

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. My babies have been told in no uncertain

terms, no strange birds for play overs until this is over

;-)

[SillyGoose]

2. Try a hot toddy. Worked wonders for me last week when I had

a nasty cold.

Recipe from a Scottish relative of mine:

heat 1 cup water, add 1 tablespoon Irish whiskey, and add 1 about 1/2 - 1 teaspoon honey. Stir. Make sure you drink it while its hot.


Hope you feel better soon...

[stepnw1f]

6. Can't drink alcohol... anymore that is

Not even the taste shall enter me mouth. But thank you.

[SillyGoose]

14. Oops...sorry about that stepnw1f.

:blush:

Hope you feel better soon.

[stepnw1f]

15. It's Ok... I'm Good

That was considerate though.

[adigal]

3. I'm sick too...runny nose, kind of achy,

do you think they sent it to us through the internets??? Oh, dear. I better go put on some essential oils.

[uppityperson]

5. Are you clucking and chirping yet? That's a sure sign

sorry you're sick.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

23. hahaha. i was going to post something similar. good one.

:spank:

[GreenInNC]

7. not bird flu

It is that stuff that was sprayed on all of us at the DC anti war rally.

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Chicken soup, plenty of fluids

if you have a very high fever and start coughing or being short of breath you know the drill.

That said... I highly doubt you are patient zero....

Or have you been in SE Asia recently?

(Those are the standard questions by the way)

[stepnw1f]

12. I Am Short of Breath

I haven't checked my temp yet. I have an errand and I'm waiting for my call.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. If you have a high fever you may want to go to the ER

as much as I hate to say it... what kills people is not the virus, but the other infections.

If you don't do the ER, go see your doctor, antibiotics (if this is an associated problem) may be in order

[SlavesandBulldozers]

25. definitely not chicken soup. that just makes the bird flu worse.

;)

yep, that's me, making jokes about a potential pandemic.

[helderheid]

11. same here. Stuffed up. Achy. Sniffling, sneezing... uhhhh I sound like a

commercial.

[ignatius 2]

16. Here in the midwest,many of us suffer this time of year and

hope for a hard freeze to kill all the molds and allergens that are so so bad this time of year.

Hot tea,rest and a trip to the doctor for you if you aren't better soon.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

17. Calling Dr. Frist.... calling Dr. Frist..... heh heh heh.... nt.

[ignatius 2]

19. Whar shall we call Dr. Frist,how about whiny,little crybaby? He better

toughen up before he goes to the hoosegow. Bubba hurts crybabys.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

20. He can just think of it as a prostate exam..... on steroids... heh heh...

[ignatius 2]

24. Ouch!!!

n/t

[LizW]

21. Same in the south

I've had the crud for THREE WEEKS! It's not contagious, because no one else in the family has gotten sick. I think it's allergy related.

My chest feels like it is filled with gunk and I've coughed until I have to hold my sides. My voice sounds like Harvey Fierstein!

:(

[helderheid]

22. I have little ones in school. Happens every fall. I'm taking my sambucol

and zinc :)

[bonito]

18. Just in case

I'll put this up again. http://smart-drugs.net/ias-silverJamesSouth.htm
I know I'm probley becoming a pest with this, but I know it works first hand. Just doing what I can. peace

[laureloak]

26. Can you get Bird Flu from a Lame Duck President?

[uppityperson]

27. Oh good one. That is what we all are suffering from

:rofl::rofl::rofl: