Official Scooter Sympathy Thread

[npincus]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor Scooter.

[Straight Shooter]

1. I've been waiting for this compassionate thread.

:nopity:

[rzemanfl]

2. My donation: Sorry about your foot, motherfucker. n/t

[rsmith6621]

3. Imm Certianly Sad Tonight

My neighbors grey kitty passed away......

About Libby....Im filled with Joy.

[jwirr]

4. Hey, scooter, since you like to talk so much, why don't

you tell us about your boss chainie?

[Marr]

5. "Out west, where I'm imprisoned, my ass is burning."

Future note from Scooter.

[calimary]

21. "...burning in cluster(fuck)s, joined at the root..." or something like

that.

Aw... my sympathies.

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reap what you sew, you neoCON lying pirate ASSHOLE!!!!!!

[porphyrian]

6. Sorry, don't have any. Suffer, fucker! - n/t

[No Exit]

7. "Tiny Scooter is presumed innocent!"--Dick and Junior,

who SUDDENLY have a great respect for the Bill of Rights.

[No Exit]

9. Mama Libby: "I told you not to play with Dick Cheney and those

Bush boys!!"

[Generator]

8. If you turn on Dr. Evil (aka your former bosss)

All is forgiven. I'll even bake you a cake.

[Wilms]

28. With a file in it?

:evilgrin:

[Name removed]

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[valerief]

11. Your Amazon sales rank is up to 325

From 5717 yesterday for The Apprentice. That should cheer you up, Scootie.

[MichiganVote]

12. I'm selectively sociopathic toward the entire administration

For the 2010 men and women dead from this war and the thousands of others wounded

I'm sorry the guy isn't dead

[gristy]

13. What's wrong with his foot??

Damn, I've been in a walking cast, and it's a big drag. Like, you can take it off at home, but you're hopping around, being oh so careful not to damage the foot and interupt the healing process. I'm telling you, it's just awful!! And now he's got this damn indictment to worry about. Well, that just adds insult to injury. Just terrible.
;)

[Der Blaue Engel]

15. Somebody took a baseball bat to him, is my guess

I will light a candle for Scooter's safety...until he has given up the goods on everyone.

[achtung_circus]

14. Best I can do.

[marylanddem]

16. deleted

[uppityperson]

17. so sorry for you Scooter, all alone with your indictments

hopefully you will be joined soon by the other treasonous murderers

[Catherine Vincent]

18. I feel bad for his family.

[Dark]

19. I can't believe it. Bush is corrupt. It can't be! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

:cry:

[phillysuse]

20. Poor Irving!!!

Poor Irving Libby, aka "Scooter".
I wonder if Libby used to be Liberman or Lebowitz and maybe
it was changed to sound less Jewish.

Honey, you're set up now to take the fall.

[Nikki Stone 1]

26. Why the anti-semitism?

Scooter is a liar according to his own transcripts. There is no need to bring this into it.

[meganmonkey]

22. I'm sorry he's such a jackass

Yeah, that's sympathy...sort of, almost..

:shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. Here's mine:

:nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity::nopity:

Poor Scoot-scoot....

:eyes::eyes:

[seattlemetal]

24. Official Repug response: "Libby? who's that? He's a nobody!"

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Let me say this one more time about one more Bushco gangster

If he is looking for sympathy, it can be found in the dictionary between Shit and Syphilis...

Old Bubba will line Scooter out PDQ.

[SoCalDem]

27. Merry Fitzmas, Scooter... Have a bright , shiny

[Christa]

29. way to go, Scooter

:hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts: :hurts:

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[npincus]

30. Oh, the HUMANITY!