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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:24 PM
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Send Karl Rove a letter of support
As usual Whitehouse.org http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/071205.asp is on top of things.

Here's their "support" letter. :silly:

Dear Karl Rove:

I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book! Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only assassinated his CHARACTER!

Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonesque legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please tell Bob Novak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY - in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!

Sincerely,


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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:26 PM
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1. LOL! You had me for a sec! nt
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:27 PM
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2. Somebody had one too many Red Bulls.
:rofl:
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:27 PM
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3. Somebody had one too many Red Bulls.
:rofl:
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:28 PM
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4. The chickens come home to roost. Rove-Limbaugh: Do they come out?
No homophobia intended here, but they belong together. On an island. That is then nuked.
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:38 PM
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5. Would you be my butt budy, Karl?
If we are in the same cell block maybe we can date? I think you are cute.

Love,

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