Hanging? Firing squad? What's the penalty for treason these days.

[soothsayer]

And since the CIA can and might go after the treasonists themselves, I guess they ought to take advantage of Cheney's insistence that they be able to torture information out of people. Maybe starting with Cheney himself.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Welcome to the rule of law, a-hole repuke scumbags!!

[William769]

1. A position in the Bush Administration.

[GumboYaYa]

2. Presidential Medal of Honor for the Bushies

Fortunately, Fitzpatrick disagrees.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. damn. you beat me to it.

[GumboYaYa]

10. Great minds?

or maybe just twisted....

[ChairmanAgnostic]

13. I think, perhaps, the latter.

but my humor is bent, not warped.

(thanks to Dougie Adams)

[McKenzie]

4. Playing them loud Barry Manilow songs 24 hours a day...

forever! Sorry if that sounds inhumane but it is the price they have to pay. I'd refine the agony by playing that video of Barry, on stage, in a kilt (fume, rage...how DARE he?))

[lpbk2713]

5. A life term

on the Haliburton payroll.

[MsConduct]

6. Ask Ollie North. He seems to have profited well from his

treasonous acts.

[astonamous]

7. Trade jobs with me. Let them try to survive on my wages.

Make them have to listen to the elderly patients I take care of everyday. Help them decide if they should eat or buy their meds or figure out how low their thermastat can be before the pipes freeze.

[LSK]

8. drop them off outside the "Green Zone" and then the troops all leave

[sweetheart]

9. Hanging's too good for 'em

Burning's too good for 'em
They should be torn up in to itty bitty pieces and burned alive.
Or nuclear burned at the stake.
Then the entire bush administration, and all the leadership of the
republican party complicit in the treason are staked out in a desert
testing ground. Slow motion cameras are pointed at all of them that
transmit high speed images. Then, the 100 megatonne device is detonated.
The high resolution film captures the vaporization of each of them
in slow motion over 1000's of a second that they seem to live forever,
all 57 thousanths the execution would require.

They could send the lot of them up in a space shuttle missing heating
tiles, letting them "choose" their own destiny to burn up in the
atmosphere or go it alone to see if social darwin helps them out.

Or perhaps they should cut their accilies tendons, remove all their
property as proceeds of crime, and leave them homeless in los angeles
begging for food and care as disabled homeless poor people. And you'll
step over scooter on your way to venice beach, drunk with a huge beard,
prattling about imaginary weapons, with the rotten stench of alcohol on
his breath.

Another way to do it, would be a massive injection-execution, where
their blood is slowly replaced by embalming fluid over the course of
5 minutes, and all the while, they are interviewed on camera by
jeremy paxman.

but it seems rather to be wooden stakes and silver bullets after
midnight on a new moon to keep those vamps down.

[FlashHarry]

11. STERNN!!!

:nuke:

[sweetheart]

19. ha!

:-) yes :-)

[FlashHarry]

20. Yes, well...

...I remember seeing Heavy Metal as a kid of twelve -- far too young for such salacious, ribald stuff. But, hey, it was aimed directly at me and my ilk. And, you know what? I've survived and even prospered since! Who'd a thunk it?

[sweetheart]

21. Here's the quote:

Prosecutor: State your name for the record:

"I am Hannover fist."

Prosecutor: "You know the defendent, Capitain stern?"

Yes i know captain stern and never did there a live a kinder more generous man. He's an overflowing up filled with the very cream of
human goodness. In all the time i've known him, he's never done
anything immoral;
...unless maybe the preschoolers prostitute ring
and he's never done anything illegal;
...Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.

He's always been a good law abiding citizen
....awww gimme a break
of the federation
....shuttup shuttup shuttup
a commmunity conscious individual...

STERN, he's nothin' but a low down,
double dealing, back stabbing, larcenous perverted worm.
Hangin's too good for him.
Burnin's too good for him.
He should be torn in to little bitsy pieces and buried alive.
I'll kill him.
KIIILLLLL."

I got out that old dusty video... remarkable given its pre-computer,
pre-MTV origins. Gosh i first saw it at 18 at the cinerama dome
in hollywood ... good times that... :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Wow - that's beautiful!!

That's my kind of thinking!

:applause:

[harlinnchi]

12. And by the way, aren't we AT WAR?

Treason? In a time of war? As bogus as the war is (no offense to those actually fighting, but this ain't a war), treason during war has much more significant penalties!

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Yeah, but then they'd just flip-flop and say that

"Congress never officially declared war, so that doesn't count".

[Rufus T. Firefly]

18. If that meant * couldn't say "we're at war" anymore, it'd be worth it.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. They put them in charge.

The court appoints them pResident I think.

[beyurslf]

17. Treason during a time of War? Death. They can pick their own method.