How Scotty McClellan speaks at home! LOL

[dubyaD40web]

Son to Scottie – Daddy, what do you do for a living?

Scottie to Son – First of all I appreciate the question but I disagree with your characterization in that question. The President has full confidence in his staff and as I said before we will not comment on an ongoing investigation.

Wife to Scottie – But dear you didn’t answer his question.

Scottie to Wife – I disagree with your characterization because I answered that in the previous question.

Daughter to Scottie – But daddy what does that mean?

Scottie to daughter – I appreciate the question and as the President pointed out in his speech, this is an effective weapon in the ongoing fight against terror.

Wife to Scottie – What in the hell does that mean?

Scottie to Wife – I know you do not see eye to eye with the administration in the war on terror so I will decline to comment. (to himself – when did I marry Helen Thomas?)

Son to Scottie – How can you say Mom does not support the war on terror?

Scottie to Son – You can try to play the blame game but we will not comment on any ongoing investigation. Next question.

Daughter to Scottie – But daddy nobody is trying to play the blame game but it sounds like fun.

Scottie to Daughter – This administration and this President especially is focused on saving lives and has full confidence in the rescue efforts that are ongoing in the gulf region.

Wife to Scottie – But dear you are confusing the children.

Scottie to Wife – Once again you are more interested in playing the blame game and I will not dignify that with a response.

Son to Scottie – But daddy what exactly do you do for a living and what does all this mean?

Scottie to Son – I answered that in the previous question weren’t you listening?

[Coexist]

1. Wow! That is awesome

great work - I am laughing my butt off.

[displacedtexan]

2. Do you blog?

If not, you should!

[Rainbowreflect]

3. LOL

:rofl: :spray:

[Fox Mulder]

4. ...

:rofl: :spray:

[Not Sure]

5. Saturday TV Funhouse

This would make a great "Real Audio" sketch on SNL.

[swimboy]

6. nominated. n/t

[mestup]

7. ROFLMAO! That's terrific!

[sam sarrha]

8. i was in the doctors office they had Faux on the tv, Scott was doing his

thing.. i piped up and said.. 'That guy cant lie worth beans, they really need to get themselves a better lier.." the place erupted in laughter.. and only a few angry stares.. and this is Tennessee.

on of the blessing s of getting old.. you can do things like that and get away with it.. your supports can laugh with you and the RepugNuts think you are senile and laugh at you.. but you have a voice.:rofl:

[mestup]

9. Why are so many healthcare professionals wingnuts?

I'm getting older here, too, and I'm amazed at how many Doc offices have televisions in the waiting rooms spewing Faux news. Creepy.

[sam sarrha]

10. what..about 80% of bankruptcy's are medical expences..cant get sued anymore

for incompetence.. and killing or crippling patients..

Hmmmmmm.... I wonder why.???:shrug:

[Ian David]

11. I've learned a lot from this administration that I can use at home

For example, yesterday I was "engaged in activities related to preparing to do the laundry."

While the laundry has not actually been done, please be assured that I am working on it. In fact, I am working on something I call "The Healthy Laundry Initiative."


No, I have not had time to read The Happy Couch Initiative.

[prodigal_green]

16. swipe!

I'm going to steal that line and use it whenever anybody complains about the dishes not being done or the bills still needing to be paid.

[AnneD]

12. Too funny

I just love watching those press conferences now.....they are so funny. I mean, if you turn the volumn up, you can actually hear his sphincter muscle contract. I haven't laughed so hard since Bagdad Bob.....

[usg353d]

13. LOL!

Kicked and Nommed!

[Karmageddon]

14. I think we just found our next Press Secretary!

when Scotty's head explodes, or when Helen kicks is sorry ass.

Classic stuff. Thanks.

[MADem]

15. Scottie has NO CHILDREN--and his beard is on his arm at social events

Scottie is one of those closeted self-loathers...I think his brand new hurry-up-and-get-married wife is still in TX....