Why is this man smiling?

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Is he thinking: Ever since I started watching that show Oz, I been having these fantasies, and...



now they might come true.

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1. Because he has probably already paid off anyone who might get in his way.

[BattyDem]

2. I can't blame him for the Oz thing ...

I wouldn't mind being locked in a cell with "Chris Keller" :loveya:

[Chi-Town Exile]

8. Whoa, Momma! One of my faves!

I never watched Oz, my loss, I guess! LOL

[BattyDem]

12. Rent some OZ DVDs ...

He did several nude scenes over the years and trust me, it'll be worth the cost of the rental! :loveya:

[Chi-Town Exile]

14. Really? Will do ... and THANK YOU!

[BattyDem]

15. I know for a fact that ...

Season 5, episode 8 has one ... but there are others. :evilgrin:

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3. I don't recall being quite that happy for any of my mugshot

experiences.

[Jed Dilligan]

5. I tried to smile my first time

Booking officer: "If you don't wipe that goofy grin off your face we're taking your ass to county you little piece of shit!" (Proceed to standard threat of anal rape by African-Americans...though that's not what he called them)

[Maat]

7. HeeHee.

Ah ... memories of madcap youth.

Welcome!:hi:

[Jed Dilligan]

10. Welcome appreciated

Some aren't so welcoming.

Having been at the receiving end of law enforcement for reg'lar folks, I am watching the current investigations with great personal interest. People say "treason" but that's such a high-falutin' crime... There's probably an extra-special nice little prison for traitors...

They should be housed with all the other murderers IMO.

[Maat]

11. Amen (n/t)!

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4. just ate a kitten

[waiting for hope]

6. Monica is in front of him........

[Chi-Town Exile]

9. Don't think so ... even Monica has higher standards than that! nt

[Ugnmoose]

13. Heavy on drugs

He gets them real cheap - good connections