Flottz's Hot-a Fitzmas Cantata, in E fat...

[Hubert Flottz]

Little Dumber Boyz:

Have you noticed at the, Pump-a pump pumps
The price has taken a big, jump-a jump jump
Cause all the GOP was, chump-a chump chumps
They voted for a king who, Hump-a hump humps
us in the rump, rump-a pum pum pum,

Like garbage they belong in a, dump-a dump dump, pum pum pum,
They are real scum.

I hope they get their share of , Lump-a lump lumps
I am a poor boy now, ka-bump-a bump bump
Shrub has no fifth to drink, A-rum-a rum rum
I think our pResident's a, drunk-a drunk drunk
rum-a, rum rum, rum-a rum rum,

Republicans must all be dirt, Dumb-a dumb dumb, Dumb-a dumb dumb
Oh what scum?

I hope Karl goes to jail, pa rum pum pum punk
I hope he does "hard" time, a-humpa hump hump
The Pubs runs from him like a, Skunk-a skunk skunk
They know Bush coattails are now, Junk-a junk junk,
Junk-a junk junk, Junk-a junk junk,

I hope they frog march them, A hop-a hop hop, A hop-a hop hop, A hop-a hop hop

Them and their bullshit. Bum-a Bums Bums, Bum-a Bums Bums, Bumma-b-b-b-bums bums

Edited: for political total correctness.

[Buddyblazon]

1. BRAVO! BRAVO!

BRAVISSIMO! MORE! MORE!

BRAVO!!!

[rosesaylavee]

2. Is someone compiling all these "carols'? This is great -

saw one earlier today to Rudolph by DVJNU composed yesterday (?).

Great job - but I want more verses once the indictments fly, ok?

[dalaigh lllama]

13. Thanks, Rosie! n/t

[sundancekid]

23. COMPILATION is here, and FITZMAS CANTATA is in it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5144894&mesg_id=5144894

[spuddonna]

3. LMAO!! Awesome!!

I am a poor girl too!!, ka-bump-a bump bump :D

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Thank you...

Thank you very much!

[SpiralHawk]

5. ROFLMAO

too funny

[Hubert Flottz]

7. You're welcome to "Pile On" and write a pretty ditty of your own.

WARNING:::::: It's kind of habit forming...

[sundancekid]

6. kicked & recommended ... all we want for Fitzmas is our 2 front thugs

and all their frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends!

Hey Flottz ... that's AWESOME on the turd blossom

:thumbsup:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I'm glad you approve!

Haul off and lay a nice Fitzmas song on us. Tis the season!

[tatertop]

9. I am beginning to love Christmas carols again

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Me too and...

I HATED them a week ago! Hell...I might even play Santa!

[tatertop]

11. Next week. Maybe next week...

We need a sneak peak at our presents first.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. You would think, that someone in a position to do so, would...

finally take it upon their self, to step up and REALLY defend the Constitution against these liars, traitors and thieves. I believe that Mr. Fitzgerald just might be honest and patriotic enough to do so. The Bush administration is a threat to our national security, like none I've ever seen, or HAD ever even imagined.

I too, was doubtful in the past, about a lot of the wild conspiracy theories regarding the elite international super bankers and the planners of the "New World Order," being out to dominate all the people on the planet. Not any more, do I doubt these "Theories." Or should I say, "NEVER AGAIN?"

It looks like, that if Bush and the neocons can't have their way, then they're more than willing to incite civil war in this country, by way of these hateful hard right propagandists. If that isn't total INSANITY, then what is?

The first time I ever heard Bush speak, I feared for the country, if he should ever get into the White House. I knew the Five crooked Justices on the SCOTUS had opened Pandora's box in 2000, when they helped the neocons steal the election. The minute the SCOTUS made their flawed decision in Bush vs Gore, democracy ceased to exist in America. We need to think about impeaching some Justices, along with taking out the rest of the trash.

[tatertop]

25. I'm right with you on that

[FizzFuzz]

27. boy is that ever the truth

I remember racing around before the 2000 "election" making sure that Mr Fuzz and I put in our Gore votes....I don't remember now how I KNEW that it was desperately important that the lieing psychopath not get into office. (I do remember googling on his Texas record and finding out about environmental workers against him and about his giggling at the pleas of Death Row prisoners. Ughh...and when it all happened, and I wasn't totally aware yet of just how phony that "election", I knew anyway that something wicked this way comes when his first act was to grinningly sign the Global Gag rule, condemning millions of third world women/infants/children to suffering and death.


Oh on a less serious note, your song is a RIOT!!

[Hubert Flottz]

28. I thought that he was an extension of his daddy's administration

and it didn't take me long to find out that I was right. I knew what his daddy meant by his, "New World Order." I started reading books about these super bankers and fortune 500 manipulators in the early 70s, but it was all just too damned bizarre to believe. The "Rockefeller Republicans" were the forerunners of the neocons. Some like Rumbo, have gone on to openly become card carrying neocons. All of Poppy Bush's and Reagan's old cronies were back in Washington before Bush ever even got there!

If I find out a democrat is a globalist, then I will not support that person, any more than I'd support the neocons. The globalists are exporting our national security, when they export the country's jobs and factories. Until we repeal the trade agreements that are undermining the American economy, conditions in America will continue to slide downhill. I didn't give a damn about Monica, but NAFTA was a step in the wrong direction, as far as the American worker is concerned.

Some of our own people in the DLC are still on the wrong side, regarding these unfair, one sided, trade agreements, that CLEARLY haven't worked, like the people selling them to us promised us they would. The globalists promised us wine and roses and all we got was cheap junk, MORE poverty and a lower standard of living. The wealthy top 2% of the population reap All the benefits from the flawed trade agreements, and the bottom 98% of us pay the price for their greed and lack of patriotism.

As long as we keep voting for these globalist's representatives, who are owned by way of the huge political contributions from these turncoat corporations, who care more about their money than they care about their country, things MUST continue to worsen.

Only the fools trusted Bush!

[FizzFuzz]

34. I was politically unaware pretty much until this clusterfk

of an administration.

Now I feel like I've got an awful lot of catching up to do, but your explanation here is very clear and I totally agree. It doesn't take a genius to see that making profits easier for corporations by making it easy for them to shaft workers will hurt all of us. I heard a woman, the Pres of a union organization looking to revitalize unions, speaking about the need for unions to catch up with the fact that Corp's are now multi national and taking advantage of worker powerlessness in developing nations. Unions need to change the current model of working in isolation in various local pockets, to a well connected organization providing negotiating power so that workers can confront the current disrespect for labor rights (human rights) on a global scale.

Oddly enough, even though I was not paying attention to politics at all way back when , I remember saying that I thought the biggest danger would be from Big Corporations. I didn't even know the depth of what I was saying! It was just a feeling.

[dalaigh lllama]

12. Yet another Fitzmas classic

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Another vote for greatest page! (I'd kick it, too, but I'm still not clear on how to kick and what kicking does.:blush:)

[Karenina]

14. BRAVO, BRAVISSIMO!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Pithy Cherub]

15. Instant and timeless Fitzmas Classic! ROFL!

:rofl: :rofl:
:applause: & a SO!

[chalky]

16. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....hee hee hee hee hee hee....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Whew-wee!

Excellent, Flottz!

[ClayZ]

17. Encore, Bravo... LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Did I hear a request out there?

Ode to Devil's Island

Jungle jail, jungle jail, breakin' some rocks
A "Series" Sledge and the sun's mighty hot,
Panting and puffing, boy is Karl's having fun,
Now that his 20 year strech has begun.

Jungle jail, jungle jail, poundin them stones
Shrub got the meat, but old Karl gets the bone
Swinging and sweating and makin' rocks Square
In the swampy air.

Karl's fright time, it's the night time
He plukes the night away
Karl's jail time, is a swell time
Who'd ever thunk that in jail he'd get laid?
Squeal like a pig, on your hands and your feet
Jiggle around the cell block
Mix your juices with some perverted geek's
That's the jungle jail,
That's the jungle jail,
That's the jungle jail rock.

[ClayZ]

22. You are on a ROLL! WHOOO HOOOO LOL

When can we expect a CD release Party!


:party: :toast: :bounce: :headbang: :applause:

[FizzFuzz]

30. AHAHAHAHAH YOU RULE, Flottz -HaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

19. LMAO OMG I can't breathe

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why did I absolutely HAVE to sing that one aloud? It was like a compulsion, and now my Dog is very concerned about my well-being

:rofl:

[wovenpaint]

20. hahahahaha

Very good! I'm laughing as I type.
I'm getting giddy waiting for Fitzmas-aka the October Demise, or the October Surprise!
Keep the carols and general merriment coming!
:bounce: :applause: :woohoo:

[Kahuna]

24. Lord have mercy! Yer killin' me..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mist]

26. This is great! a "pants-wetter" (that's high praise!) n/t

[Media_Lies_Daily]

29. Well...that's a Mountain Dew I'll never get back! :-)

[Hubert Flottz]

31. Thanks everybody for the kind words.

I saw three Crooks

How old Turdblossom's gonna cry
on Fitzmas Day, on Fitzmas Day.
That's when he'll have to say Bye Bye
on Fitzmas Day in the morning.

Karl's in a world of shit you see
on Fitzmas Day, on Fitzmas Day.
There won't be any sympathy.
on Fitzmas Day in the morning.

Karl begged, the jury didn't care.
on Fitzmas Day, on Fitzmas Day.
He shat his striped underwear.
on Fitzmas Day in the morning.

[Catherine Vincent]

32. Such talented DUers!

:thumbsup:

[Hubert Flottz]

33. I thought the DU elves would have written 30 more tunes during

the night! I guess they take Sunday nights off?

[Hubert Flottz]

35. The Moran Swan/Fitzmas song1!1!11!

All I want for Fitzmas
is more Freeper grief

I'm getting so excited I'm about to pee
Bushco will be indicted and that pleases me
They outed Misses Wilson caused catastrophe!
But my one wish on Fitzmas Eve, is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Fitzmas is some Freeper grief,
I wanna' see them morans wail and gnash their teeth!
Gee, if I could only watch Fitz bust them geeks,
Then I could wish you "Merry Fitzmas."

It seems so long since I could say,
"I told you so!"
Gosh oh, oh golly gee, I wanna' see the whole gang go

All I want for Fitzmas my country back,
I'm tired of leaders actin' like they're smokin' crack!
Gee, if we could have our Constitution back,
then I could wish you "Merry Fitzmas."

[spooky3]

36. kick because I appreciate genius