My plan for today

[burythehatchet]

First I'm going to criminalize politics

Then I will play the blame game

Then I will kill babies

Ahh, its good to be a liberal.

[jedr]

1. You really haven't put in a good day until;

You burn a flag and file a frivolous law suit.:sarcasm: Want to give we liberals a bad name?>>>> Almost forgot; it's time to get ready to take away Christmas. only a few days left!

[Mend]

2. don't forget to loot, sign up for welfare,

be unpatriotic...busy day.

[burythehatchet]

6. I caught hell for burning a flag last night.

so I'm gonna lay off that

[Mend]

7. and I thought about getting a job but

my good sense took over...

[nickyt]

3. Don't forget to hire yourself out as a professional demonstrator! nt

[Sydnie]

4. no gay recruiting? you slacker you! n/t

[burythehatchet]

5. I've gone well over my gay recruiting quota

I don't want to get saddled with a ridiculous quota for next quarter.

[Mend]

8. have you thought about the pre-schools...

you don't want to miss converting the little kids.