Caption this photo of Moff Abramoff

[ck4829]

[sakabatou]

1. "Put a little cash here, a little there, kill somebody....

...ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, you have a sweet deal."

[SammyBlue]

2. Yes, Tom. . .get on your knees and suck! That's why I'm sitting like this

[DemInDistress]

3. Take it or leave it !!! nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. "Scam? This is an ugly word, this Scam... when you're in business

This is what you do."

Marlon Brando, from The Freshman

[freethought]

5. Not exactly what I expected.

Then again I didn't know what to expect. I mean, just what does a lobbyist look like? I guess I pictured a taller Dick(less) Cheney, older and balding. This guy looks like some organized crime kingpin.
What am I saying!!! HE IS!!!

[skids]

6. "Hey, I was thinking of growing my beard out."

Watchathink?

[MadisonProgressive]

7. .

http://www.moviewavs.com/0078546128/WAVS/Movies/Godfather/offer.wav

[Sarah Ibarruri]

8. "You say I don't LIKE Choctaw Indians? I AM Mister Choctaw Indians!"

...he said, as his boxers rolled up and squeezed one of his crown jewels, causing him to slam back against his chair.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. He reminds me of that slick, slimy character in the movie Die Hard

Harry Ellis, who approaches the terrorists in the building and offers them a deal to deliver up Bruce Willis:

"Hey, I read the papers, I watch 60 minutes, I say to myself, these guys are professionals, they're motivated, they're happening. They want something. Now, personally, I don't care about your politics. Maybe you're pissed at the Camel Jockeys, maybe it's the Hebes, Northern Ireland, that's none of my business. I figure, You're here to negotiate, am I right?"

"Hans, bubbie, I'm your white knight"

[nookiemonster]

10. Tom, you -expletive- -expletive- dog faced -expletive-!

I'm gonna break your -expletive- -expletive-, and feed ya to the wolves.

Are you lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!! Get out of my -expletive- face or I'll -expletive- -expletive- your -expletive- -expletive-.

Stupid -expletive- -expletive-

[Jose Diablo]

11. "I had a strange penis in this hand" n/t