The "secret elite gang prison fighting system"

[MGKrebs]

From Newsmax.Their stuff is usually just stupid, but this is just too much.

Dear NewsMax Readers:
Our friends at TRS have an important message for you. Thank you. NewsMax.com

Hey... I Hope this gets to you in time.

Because trouble has hit. And it means I'll be canceling the prison-fighting system "Ghetto Blocks" - my latest release. Sorry about that.

You've got only about 12-16 hours to check it out before it's taken off my website forever and all the DVDs destroyed.

I'm deadly serious about this.

I don't scare easily, but I've got a group of "street solejas" that mean business. I don't need that kind of trouble.

The instructor of "Ghetto Blocks" - Diallo Fraizer - has got some guts. He spent years as one of the most feared and respected "solejas" in Los Angeles. He found God and got the heck out while he could.

Then he did something that really po'd some of his ex "associates". He revealed the secret elite gang prison fighting system in the "Ghetto Blocks" DVD. Now they're coming after him - and I fear he may pay the ultimate price.

"I knew what I was getting into - but I was trying to bring stuff to light. Now these cats want my head."

That's the last I heard from Diallo.

I don't want anyone getting killed over this - so I've decided to cancel the whole damn thing right away.

Believe me - after pouring $52,500 into shooting, directing, editing and duplicating "Ghetto Blocks" the LAST thing I want to do is have this brand NEW program "disappear". As a businessman, I'd love to try and get my money back. But some things are just more important.

You may still have a chance to check out "Ghetto Blocks" at...

Go Here

If the link above is "dead"... well... you missed it. It won't be back.

Bob

I edited the subject line to be a little more compelling.

[neoteric lefty]

1. oh darn, I missed it!!!

I will never be able to see the Oscar-worthy "Ghetto Blocks". I guess I will have to wait 3 weeks for the "I am selling this movie because the truth needs to get out. I don't care if my life is threatened. It will only be on sale at the absolute low price of 29.99 for the next 38 mins. Don't miss it because soon, I may be dead!!!!"


/sarcasm off

[MGKrebs]

2. The "secret elite gang prison fighting system"?

That cracks me up. I mean, like, what? How to grind a spoon to a sharp edge? How to hit somebody in just the right spot with your meal tray?

[htuttle]

3. It needs to end with a guy whining: "Try my product"