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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:14 PM
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Cafferty's on to Rove! Needs to be fitted for an XL orange jumpsuit?
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 02:55 PM by DeepModem Mom
Jack is on to Rove today. Says if indicted, Rove will either resign or go on unpaid leave. Jack asks, if unpaid leave, will he be able to consult " like that guy Brown at FEMA"? Question of the day is: What should Rove do if indicted? (caffertyfile@cnn.com) Jack adds -- maybe Rove should be being fitted for an Extra-Large orange jumpsuit. When Wolf says he thinks Rove has lost some weight, Jack says maybe a Large will do.


ON EDIT: Before Jack read his first round of viewer e-mails in answer to the question of the day (What should Rove do if indicted?), he said that many could not be read because "this is a family show." OK, how many of those came from here, guys?
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:17 PM
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1. What should Rove do if indicted? DU CNN question of the day!
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 02:18 PM by medeak

Loved it when Jack said "I love to see things like this happen"

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clydefrand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:21 PM
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4. And I think he truly means that. It was only a few days before
DeLay was indicted, that Wolfe was doing a story about DeLay and Jack asked if had been indicted yet? The day that his indictment was announced, they showed footage of that memorable moment!! Jack swore that he had no inside info about it, however. Love it!
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:19 PM
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2. "fitted for an Extra-Large orange jumpsuit. "
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:19 PM
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3. why do I keep seeing Rush and Rove sharing a jail cell?
Well, orange is such an appropriate color for
the season.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:22 PM
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5. I fired him a firey reply!
What Rove Should Do!

Go to jail. Go directly to jail! The GOP said it when Clinton was in trouble..."NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW!" Okay you "MORAL" GOP trash talkers, time to walk the walk.

Hubert Flottz
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:22 PM
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6. My friends in law enforcement call the loss of weight
The Indictment Diet!!!
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:24 PM
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7. You don't say! LOL! nt
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:28 PM
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9. He probably s**t it all out in the last week!
I wish we could put Rove on an island in Lake Superior with no phone and no TV--except maybe PBS and Keith Olbermann.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 02:26 PM
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8. Friggin' Cafferty, Really Has It In For These Guys!
What an awesome, cantankerous old coot he is! I love it!
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 03:01 PM
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10. someone send him this
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 03:02 PM by hang a left
RE: preparing for the worst

The conference call on Friday was discouraging and not very clarifying. These are the best ideas we came up with, given how little information we have.

1. Finishing the opposition research on Fitzgerald, Judy Miller, and Matt Cooper is essential. We think it is still an open question how you should put that out, but the RNC seems like the best idea of those suggested. The press is obsessed with divisions at the New York Times and we can use that to obscure things for a bit.

2. Definitely also finish the research on past presidential pardons. Those precedents will be invaluable.

3. The public hates how much money these prosecutors spend, so comb through the Fitzgerald disbursements and see if any of his deputies have been staying at the Ritz, etc.



4. We are going to need some Democrats to decry the politics of personal destruction and the criminalization of politics. Try Breaux, Lieberman, Begala, and Lanny Davis. And Zell Miller.

5. Scott should not be at the podium when this comes down. Give him someone to refer questions to and do a background briefing in the Roosevelt Room with Andy Card or someone else of high stature.

6. We can't figure out how Tate approved of the language Scooter used in that letter to Judy Miller. Make sure there isn't anything else like that out there.

7. Don't get caught flat-footed without surrogates in the Old and New Media and on Capitol Hill. Karl and Scooter have been self-sacrificing and noble public servants who have done so much for America, but their images have taken a beating in the last few months. People need to be reminded of all the good they have done and that they are entitled to a presumption of innocence, even if they are indicted.

8. Be ready to have Ben and other trusted lawyers read any indictments as quickly as possible. A decision will need to be made in real time about whether to denounce the charges and/or the prosecutor in order to dirty up the indictment in the same news cycle, or to accept the seriousness of whatever Fitzgerald does.

9. Have congressional relations ready to call Hagel, McCain, LaHood, Shays, etc. We need everyone on the reservation until we make some decisions if there is an indictment.

10. Bring back Cindy Sheehan -- any way you can, as fast as you can.

11. Until/unless there are actual indictments, the press can be distracted by any news story that is surprising enough -- it doesn't even need to be new. We know your plans now call for the hurricane czar to be nothing but a "coordinator," but maybe Don Evans would take the job after all. Anything to avoid a full week of unremitting chatter about nervousness at the White House.

12. In case of indictments, the President needs a more confident and consistent answer to "WDHKAWDHKI" (as we like to call "what did he know..."). He needs to make one statement that acknowledges he discussed the matter but makes it clear he knew nothing about the gory details. Then stick with it. We can calibrate it at the last minute to see if we want to show distance from Karl. The White House press corps will argue that indictments mean that you can finally discuss the case; you need to point out to them resolutely that the case is ongoing as long as there are pending legal cases.

13. We know Dan will be inclined to go with his tried-and-true, all-purpose emergency ploy and have an East Room news conference every day, but more than three a week will be too obvious.

14. To dilute 1600-bleeding stories, try to get Arlen to have the Miers hearing sooner rather than later, as he now plans.

15. And, perhaps most important: If someone is indicted, they're going to have to go -- it's obvious to everyone inside and outside. So the President could help regain his footing and image of command by saying so in advance. In fact, this is conceding nothing -- it is just a statement of reality. But it would go miles toward making him look like the boss, not a victim or a weasel.

Good luck. Let us know how else we can help.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 03:02 PM
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11. It's up at Crooks and Liars
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