Who said this?

[Catherine Vincent]

“I was nineteen and I got involved in a political prank, but I’m not sorry.”

[electropop]

1. Rove?

He started the dirty tricks at an early age.

[Catherine Vincent]

4. Correct!

http://rightweb.irc-online.org/ind/rove/rove.php
Some observers contend that part of Rove’s success is based on his willingness to fight dirty. This tendency expressed itself early, in 1970, when the then-19-year-old Rove made off with sheets of letterhead from the office of Illinois Democrat Alan Dixon, which he then distributed at a campaign rally with the message “free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing” printed on them. Rove reportedly owned up to the stunt many years later, saying: “I was nineteen and I got involved in a political prank, but I’m not sorry.”

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Rove started out early with this. One day this guy will get what's coming to him.

[electropop]

5. He'll be leading the perp-walk parade.

It'll be grand! Dozens of orange-garbed neocons, parading down Pennsylvania Avenue, chained together. Instead of tickertape and confetti, there'll be rose petals and candy. The latter, pelted hard at their heads, no doubt.

[Avalux]

2. Yeah, sounds like Rove

He was a teenager when he pretended to volunteer for a Democratic candidate's HQs...he gained access so he could steal stationary. He then sent out 'invitations' to people on the stationary for a party at the HQs promising booze and women. When people showed up and nothing was happening, it damaged the Democrat's campaign.

[Village Idiot]

3. Certainly sounds like "Bush's Brain" - KKKarl Rove.