SCOTTY BINGO time! [dialup warning]

[The Witch]

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Post when you hear one.

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[DistressedAmerican]

1. A Little More Dial up Damage

[The Witch]

3. I (heart) distressedamerican

and :puke: at current c-span broadcast.

"Moslem"
and
"Slavery is sanctioned in the Koran"
it is in the Bible too, stupid.

[Sydnie]

2. Who is carrying it today?

C-SPAN 1 is some moran named Jack Wheeler talking about how liberals are afraid of the global evil eye ...

[Connie_Corleone]

4. We have no "morels".

They'll get rid of him once the press briefing starts.

[Sydnie]

8. How many body guards do you think this jackass needs?

Did you see the shrunken head at the beginning of this :puke: fest? He said he had been given it when he was 16. His problems began many many years ago, obviously.

[The Witch]

5. it is supposed to come up on cspan soon n/t

[globalvillage]

6. What a jackass.

What rock did this jerk crawl out from under?

[The Witch]

7. Anyone know where I can get a transcript of this speech?

It's prime for MSTing.

[Sydnie]

11. Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's Scotty! n/t

[globalvillage]

14. Found it.

http://www.tothepointnews.com/contributor.php?series=lines

I will not post any excerpts of this ignoramus' 'speech', but you can find it at the link.

Edit. Sorry, subscription only.

Edit again. I found two other speeches from this jackass, and they both mention Teddy. Does he have some fixation on Sen Kennedy? It's just weird.

[Connie_Corleone]

10. So, when are they going to round us up and put us in camps?

Liberals are evil to this Elderly Republican Club, or whatever it is.

[The Witch]

9. PS Kick this thread when scotty comes on

and let me know you're playin'!

edit: argh, why do i always post this so early

[Sydnie]

12. Damn, turn up the mics on the press side!

[The Witch]

13. Whahaha

What the hell is the press ho-ho-hoing about.