BREAKING: Bush names retired 2nd grade math teacher to replace Greenspan..

[elehhhhna]

LOL

Had you for a minute.

[boomboom]

1. I know who he'll nominate

The economist that supports social security privatization. Can't remember his name right now....

[elehhhhna]

4. Professor Backwards?

[Cha]

6. He must be a real "heck of

good job" kinda toady..does he work on wall street?

[donco6]

2. Actually, I was going to say,

finally, he picked someone with qualifications!

[jobycom]

11. Because of his math abilities or experience handling seven year olds?

[me b zola]

3. Only because it is so damn believable

:spank:

[bahrbearian]

5. I thought it was this Guy

[elehhhhna]

7. LMAO

[CTyankee]

8. Why not just install

the Lying Guy from SNL? At least it would be funny to watch him.

[pnorman]

9. No you didn't!

But I was expecting a link to The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (No, I'm not laughing at you; I'm laughing at The Onion!)

pnorman

[Marr]

10. Bush wouldn't know a retired 2nd grade math teacher. If you'd said

he was nominating a former fraternity brother from Yale who's never had a job I would've believed you.

[Aimah]

12. Replacement

Hopefully it's not Mitch Daniels.

[newyawker99]

15. Hi Aimah!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[cassiepriam]

13. Brownie is available and he does a heck of a job.

[Pithy Cherub]

14. Very disappointed. I am firmly in "The Count" from Sesame Street

camp. :P

[meow2u3]

16. I thought for a sec you said Bush named a 2nd grader

I wouldn't put it past him.

[Dem2theMax]

19. Actually, that would have made perfect sense,

knowing that it was * who did the appointing. :evilgrin:

[fortyfeetunder]

17. Thanks I needed a laugh

I was fighting back tears after reading Binka's post and this makes me feel a wee bit better....

[ladjf]

18. Greenspan was formally a bar room pianist and that's no joke.

He has a degree in music.

[jazzjunkysue]

20. Make that a retired subsititute teacher, and you'll have it locked.

Peace